objects as size comparisons

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this is really just a rant but it cracks me up that people are using objects next to their junk to demonstrate how big they are when the object used really isn’t that big.

 

soda can = 4.8 inches x 2.5 diameter

red bull = 6.5 x 2 inches

water bottle = 7 x 2.5 inches

quarter .955 inches. (so 5 quarters on top of your dick is not 8 inches it’s less than 5)

 

none of these are 9 inches so why would somebody advertise as 9+ then show a coke can up against it? all of this information is readily available on the friendly world wide web yet people use them as props to show

 

my other favorites are the dollar bill wrapped around...there is very little chance you have that thick of a dick so the chances are pretty high that you folded the bill in half....or the ole measuring tape where the numbers are so faded you can’t see them or the tape starts at number 2 or 3....

 

i get men tend to err on the side of bigger and a water bottle sized dick is VERY impressive but some of these are really over the top

[woodworker]

When I see a cock wrapped in a buck, I think "ewww! I wouldn't put that in my mouth. Who knows where the money has been".

 

Do crisp bills make paper cuts?

Edited May 26, 2019 by woodworker

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And the dollar is shrinking.

[bendable2019]

And the dollar is shrinking.

 

Hahaha! things that make you go hmmm ??

[caliguy]

this is really just a rant but it cracks me up that people are using objects next to their junk to demonstrate how big they are when the object used really isn’t that big.

 

soda can = 4.8 inches x 2.5 diameter

red bull = 6.5 x 2 inches

water bottle = 7 x 2.5 inches

quarter .955 inches. (so 5 quarters on top of your dick is not 8 inches it’s less than 5)

 

none of these are 9 inches so why would somebody advertise as 9+ then show a coke can up against it? all of this information is readily available on the friendly world wide web yet people use them as props to show

 

my other favorites are the dollar bill wrapped around...there is very little chance you have that thick of a dick so the chances are pretty high that you folded the bill in half....or the ole measuring tape where the numbers are so faded you can’t see them or the tape starts at number 2 or 3....

 

i get men tend to err on the side of bigger and a water bottle sized dick is VERY impressive but some of these are really over the top

I guess it depends on where you plant the bottle. Doing a side by side is easy to fudge the #'s. If it's actually theirs I still appreciate the demonstration though.

[sexymonk]

I guess it depends on where you plant the bottle. Doing a side by side is easy to fudge the #'s. If it's actually theirs I still appreciate the demonstration though.

At least it gives the perspective of size! Not bad idea!

[+ Pensant]

I’m always amazed that I match the size of the 7-inchers!

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At least it gives the perspective of size! Not bad idea!

 

unless you are advertising as larger

[+ azdr0710]

don't forget some soda cans are only 7.5 oz......