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As soon as a hot young actor hits, rumors circulate that he's gay. After Dustin Hoffman burst onto the scene in "The Graduate," he told a reporter, "I guess I've made it. They're saying I'm a fag." After Brad Pitt bared his hot tits in "Thelma and Louise" -- to my eyes upstaging Susan Sarandon's jugs -- he said, "They're saying I hang out at a gay bar in West Hollywood. It's not true." When Matt Damon and Ben Affleck carried home Oscars for "Good Will Hunting," the stories began that they were lovers. And when Pitt, again, co-starred with Cruise in "Interview with a Vampire," the story went that PR flacks fanned rumors that the two clashed onset to cover up an affair the boys had.

 

All nice stuff for the fantasy files. But what I ask is: How many actors have NOT been the subject of "Is he gay?" stories. The list I come up with is vedddy short:

 

Harrison Ford

 

Clint Eastwood

 

Tommy Lee Jones

 

(S)Mel(l) Gibson

 

Now someone enrich my fantasies and tell me you heard Harrison fucks twinks.

(Think of him pounding RIver Phoenix when they made "The Mosquito Coast"?)

 

Remember: Even Spencer Tracy liked hot dick.

 

 

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I remember an interview with Sean Connery where the reporter asked him if he had had a homosexual experience and the unflappable Mr. Connery replied "only in the boy scouts when I was twelve, much like yourself I presume."

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Mr. Connery replied "only in the boy scouts when I

>was twelve, much like yourself I presume."

 

you must say it with the accent for full effect ;-)

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>As soon as a hot young actor hits, rumors circulate that he's

>gay. After Dustin Hoffman burst onto the scene in "The

>Graduate," he told a reporter, "I guess I've made it. They're

>saying I'm a fag." After Brad Pitt bared his hot tits in

>"Thelma and Louise" -- to my eyes upstaging Susan Sarandon's

>jugs -- he said, "They're saying I hang out at a gay bar in

>West Hollywood. It's not true." When Matt Damon and Ben

>Affleck carried home Oscars for "Good Will Hunting," the

>stories began that they were lovers. And when Pitt, again,

>co-starred with Cruise in "Interview with a Vampire," the

>story went that PR flacks fanned rumors that the two clashed

>onset to cover up an affair the boys had.

>

Well, certain rumors tend to be more consistent and come from more reliable sources. I've haven't heard "good quality rumors" with respect to Brad Pitt or Dustin Hoffman, but I've heard some pretty reliable and consistent ones with respect to Tom Cruise, Matt Damon & Ben Affleck, Richard Gere, Jean-Claude Van Damme (extremely good on him, since someone he propositioned was a close friend and former lover of mine), and Elijah Wood, for instance. I had also heard, through the years, of similarly reliable information on actors who've since come out or been outed (i.e. Chad Allen). I'm fairly certain that above actors are gay (entirely certain when in comes to Van Damme, since the information came from someone I'd trust with my life). Of course, there are rumors which are so vague I can only wish they were true, but don't put much credence in them.

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>but I've

>heard some pretty reliable and consistent ones with respect to

>Tom Cruise, Matt Damon & Ben Affleck, Richard Gere,

>Jean-Claude Van Damme (extremely good on him, since someone he

>propositioned was a close friend and former lover of mine),

>and Elijah Wood, for instance. I had also heard, through the

>years, of similarly reliable information on actors who've

>since come out or been outed (i.e. Chad Allen). I'm fairly

>certain that above actors are gay (entirely certain when in

>comes to Van Damme, since the information came from someone

>I'd trust with my life).

 

Wouldn't we have to technically classify them as bi?

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>One's name is a book in the Bible

 

THAT WOULD BE LUKE WILSON, THE BUTTERSCOTCH STALLION

 

the other's name is a valley

>here in California where water is stolen (according to a

>client of a certain escort).

 

AND THAT WOULD BE OWEN (OWENS VALLEY, CA).

 

DO I WIN A PRIZE? I'LL TAKE A NIGHT WITH LUKE.

 

 

 

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"According to one of his clients, a certain escort claims two acting brothers as customers, but I guess we all like to brag now and then"

 

Sounds like Benjamin Nickels to me...he is also (or was) a really good friend of Anna Nicole's don't ya know, AND we all know how much he loves to run his mouth. That is of course, when it doesn't have a shitty dildo in it.

 

In my early twenties, I worked in a restuarant in the city. One of my coworkers claimed his best friend had a three way with Joanne Woodward and Paul Newman. Who was gay or bi in Hollywood was like a disease for this guy. It was pretty sad.

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>Yes, that was our dear Tallulah. (Or so goes the rumor.) What

>a great broad!

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>Here are some more of her bon mots:

>http://thinkexist.com/quotes/tallulah_bankhead/

 

My favorite Talu story:

 

She's in the can and discovers there's no tissue. She sticks her head under the partition and asks another visitor:

 

"I say, madame, is there any tissue there?"

 

"No," the statled crapper says.

 

"A Kleenex, perhaps?" Talu says.

 

"No."

 

"Well how about two fives for a ten?"

 

Another: Talu guested on the Kate Smith show. Smith said, "Now, Talu, when you see that red light light up, that's when you come on."

 

Talu turned to Ms. Moon-Come-Over-the-Mountain:

 

"Are you telling ME how to make an entrance, you big fat tub of shit?!"

 

 

 

 

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