‘Modern-day Jesus’ is on a mission to share his ‘strong sperm’

[samhexum]

Kyle Gordy is a self-proclaimed “modern-day Jesus” who travels this great nation to impregnate scores of women with his “strong sperm.”

 

The 27-year-old Los Angeles native started his mission in 2014 and has sired 18 babies — with seven more on the way — all around the country, from Alaska and Colorado to Texas and Kansas. (Dubai, the UK and Australia are on his international “wish list.”)

 

It all started when he decided his super spunk was just too special to keep to himself. So, like the modern man he is, Gordy advertised his gift on Craigslist. Within two weeks, he made his very first donation to a local woman via artificial insemination.

 

“I was going to apply to a sperm bank, but the whole thing just felt so cold and clinical,” he told Caters News. “My sperm is much better than what is in a sperm bank, as it’s strong and fresh during the donation, while I also do it all for free.”

 

With one successful pregnancy in the bag, Gordy says word of his superpower spread — and soon he was being inundated with requests and referrals from women ages 18 to 42.

 

Gordy says his seed is fueled by organic food and 18 different herbs and supplements a day. The nonsmoker also claims he never drinks alcohol or uses drugs.

 

“I need to keep myself healthy, so I have the best sperm,” he says. “I have no idea why a woman would want to use a sperm bank when she could just use me. The specimens at a bank could be sitting there for years. You don’t really know what you’re getting.”

 

Oh, and about that whole second coming of Christ thing.

 

“People have called me a modern-day Jesus, and I have to agree with that,” Gordy says. “I’m very generous and giving — and the fact that I’m Jewish while Jesus was also Jewish.”

 

Gordy says he always dreamed of having lots of children, but after a few failed relationships, he decided to go solo. Also, he’s turned off by high divorce rates and the responsibility that comes with monogamy.

 

He has met four of his offspring, though, and trades photos with his various sex partners via a Facebook group.

 

“Kids are a huge responsibility, and I think that is too much for me to handle,” he says. “So now I can have kids and help women at the same time.”

 

Oh, and occasionally he gets lucky — six of his 18 spawn were conceived through actual sexual intercourse.

 

“Some women don’t want to do artificial insemination as they don’t want to waste time and they feel it will be most effective if we do it the old-fashioned way,” says Gordy, who claims he never has sex for pleasure — only for donations.

 

“They will ask if we can just have sex, and I’ll tell them I’m up for it and we exchange STD tests … Obviously, I’m a guy, so it is fun to do it that way if we both like each other.”

 

 

 

 

Gordy hits the playground with one of his kids.

Edited March 13, 2019 by samhexum

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[thickornotatall]

A longtime and very close friend and his partner inseminated a lesbian friend. They had one son. The relationship ended and my friend raised his son. The lesbian friend sued for custody. After a lengthy court battle and a move to Turkey the boy reached maturity and settled by shared custody...A few years ago my friend began receiving phone calls...letters from people claiming he was their father through artificial insemination. To date he has 6 more children and now grandchildren. He did allow for use of his sperm and contact from stirpes. Love is all around us!

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The "modern day Jesus" part is what has me rolling my eyes hardest. Also wondering whether he has thought through his child support obligations considering these children were conceived the old-fashioned way. I have serious doubts that any contractual obligation not to seek child support exists or would be enforceable. Maybe he's judgment proof, but if he ever landed in court I doubt a judge would be sympathetic.

 

Why aren't those who argue against out of wedlock births on this guy's case?