Student Faces Charges In Semen-In-Dressing Case

[Guest ncm2169]

I want to know how they found out? }(

 

Student Accused Of Putting Bodily Fluids In Food

 

Wheaton North Student Said To Have Put Semen In Communal Salad Dressing

 

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/local_story_348184146.html

 

And here's the letter from the Principal to the parents: ;-)

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1215065salad1.html

[+ deej]

>I want to know how they found out? }(

 

I'm betting he bragged about it.

 

What amazes me is that anyone thinks this is the first time. Kids have been pulling pranks for as long as there have been kids. Do you REALLY think nobody ever peed in the punch bowl? I'm not excusing it or approving it. But kids that age do dumb things on EXACTLY this level.

 

And then they brag about it once they've done it. Murphy would make sure he bragged to the ONE guy that had salad for lunch that day. ;-)

[+ ArVaGuy]

>>I want to know how they found out? }(

>

>I'm betting he bragged about it.

>

>What amazes me is that anyone thinks this is the first time.

>Kids have been pulling pranks for as long as there have been

>kids. Do you REALLY think nobody ever peed in the punch bowl?

>I'm not excusing it or approving it. But kids that age do dumb

>things on EXACTLY this level.

>

>And then they brag about it once they've done it. Murphy would

>make sure he bragged to the ONE guy that had salad for lunch

>that day. ;-)

 

 

I would have to agree, the kid likely told his buddies about it or it could have been a dare. Either way the "boys will be boys" excuse won't cut it in this instance.

 

Then there's the Shocking Videos episode of the bartender putting his penis in a woman's drink who was giving him attitude. Caught on tape by the security camera, needless to say he was fired. (Looked like he had a nice dick though. Gives new meaning to the word "cocktail" for sure. }( )

[+ deej]

>Then there's the Shocking Videos episode of the bartender

>putting his penis in a woman's drink

 

Dunno about you, but I've been known to pay extra for that kind of swizzle stick. ;-)

 

When you're lucky enough to get a humpy bartender who a) will do it and b) let you watch it can be fun. Trust me. }(

[seaboy4hire]

>>Then there's the Shocking Videos episode of the bartender

>>putting his penis in a woman's drink

>

>Dunno about you, but I've been known to pay extra for that

>kind of swizzle stick. ;-)

>

>When you're lucky enough to get a humpy bartender who a) will

>do it and b) let you watch it can be fun. Trust me. }(

Deej we'll have to go out one night so you can teach me how to get the bartender to do such a thing }(

 

Hugs,

Greg

 

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[+ purplekow]

I believe the way to get a bartender to dunk your drink is to say to the bartender: "Hey sexy, how much would it cost me to get you to put your dick in my mai tai?"

[+ ArVaGuy]

>

>Dunno about you, but I've been known to pay extra for that

>kind of swizzle stick. ;-)

>

>When you're lucky enough to get a humpy bartender who a) will

>do it and b) let you watch it can be fun. Trust me. }(

 

 

 

Oh, I sure as hell would not complain. Would also lick that swizzle stick clean too.

[jeddinger]

Any suggestions for what to call this new recipe?

 

1. Creamed Ranch Dressing

2. Semen Seas Dressing

3. Spooge Viniagrette

4. Oil and what the fuck is that!?

[+ purplekow]

>Any suggestions for what to call this new recipe?

>

Dude Ranch Dressing or

Spewed Ranch Dressing

[Louis]

Gizz Whizz

[Lookin]

Wish Bone Hot 'n' Creamy

 

(I always ask the waiter to serve the semen on the side, so I can add it to taste.) :9

[jeddinger]

You might try asking him to put a little in a brandy sniffer so you can swirl it around and take in the bouquet...and then see if he'll stir your drink with his dick! }(