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How many of you have looked at the pix of BS' pussy? It's hard to avoid as so many blogs are carrying it...but yuck! When are the men gonna start flashing the jewels as they exit their cars?

 

Britney's Crotch Shots Take Web by Storm

By ERIN CARLSON, Associated Press Writer

 

Wednesday, November 29, 2006 03 50 PM

 

Britney Spears is behaving more like her soon to be ex-husband, Kevin Federline, than a pop princess on the verge of a career comeback.

 

Fresh from her split from the club-hopping Federline, Spears looked hip and wholesome weeks ago in a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show and while ice skating in New York's Rockefeller Center in a Gap sweater. But now she's unleashing her inner wild child, running around with party girls Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, sporting unflattering hair extensions and flashing her apparently panty-less crotch to the paparazzi. (Be prepared to cringe if you dare to view the uncensored photos, splashed unceremoniously across the Web).

 

 

"She's a beautiful girl and now that she's single and she's having fun, I think she's just trying to express herself," said New York-based celebrity image consultant Amanda Sanders. "Unfortunately, it's the wrong message that's coming across. And the shame is she was really such a role model."

 

 

Spears, who turns 25 on Saturday, and Hilton were inseparable while hitting L.A. hotspots over the holiday weekend. People magazine reported Wednesday on its Web site that the duo will co-host the 2006 Billboard Music Awards, scheduled to air live in Las Vegas on Monday (Fox, 8 p.m. EST).

 

 

Representatives for Hilton and Spears did not respond to messages Wednesday.

 

 

She's enjoying the single life — and who can blame her after putting up with K-Fed's antics? — but many Spears watchers disapprove of her decision to cavort with Hollywood's most infamous heiress.

 

 

In a post on Spears' MySpace.com page, a female fan urged Spears "to read this so you understand how your fans may see the situation ... now your children need you so do the right thing brit, and be a mother and forget the partying."

 

 

Rosie O'Donnell said Wednesday on "The View" that Spears should stop bonding with Hilton and move in with her, her partner Kelli and their kids so she could have a "stable family around her."

 

 

Can the mother of two young sons return to the sexy yet sweet Britney of yore?

 

 

Maybe, maybe not. But she might reconnect with her fans by making savvy career moves, said Entertainment Weekly magazine executive editor Lori Majewski — like doing a duet with ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake, or sitting — not jumping — on Oprah Winfrey's couch.

 

 

"The public can be very forgiving and, you know, if she were to go on Oprah, the court of public opinion could quickly turn," Majewski said.

 

 

"A few tears and the words `I'm sorry' can go a long, long way. Or `I'm embarrassed' or `I didn't mean to' ... But the ultimate key to the success of a future career for her is a new — it doesn't have to be a wholesome image — but a new, cleaned-up image and a hot single."

 

 

The girl's worth millions and probably has "fabulous things" spilling out of her closet, Sanders said, but that's not enough to buy class.

 

 

It is enough, however, to buy a stylist.

 

 

"Now she's got awful extensions and her hair just looks — it looks cheap," Sanders said. "And I don't want to use Tara Reid as a shining example, but, you know ..."

 

 

It's your turn, Britney. Now go and give Oprah a call.

 

 

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Howie Mandel had a great quote about Brit and her recent partying and sans underwear pics. He said "she left the kids home with her underpants!"

 

I've never seen anyone take an express train to ruining a career faster than this chick. A long list of bad choices and decisions will leave her with a backlash that'll take her career down into the toliet and out in the sewers! Her record company has been complaining that she is overdue to work on her next CD project and all this bad press isn't endearing her to fans. In fact, as a pop princess, someone should have told her that her female fan base is aging and is more interested in boyfriends than Brit. She must be spending a small fortune on publicists, and lawyers, who long ago lost the battle to keep her out of the tabloids. If she doesn't do something soon to fix her image and improve her career, even Paris and Lindsay won't want to have anything to do with her. She'll just be a drunken old tart who goes commando!

 

BTW, Paris, Lindsay and Brittany...aka The Three Stooges! Perhaps Foxy Brown will be her next BFF!

 

HLOL

E :)

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I pledge to keep '15 Minutes' a vagina-free zone. Not only for the good of myself & sanity, but for mankind in general. I'm sure Perez Hilton is getting a little foam going in his panties over this latest Brit-pic. LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE I SAY!

 

I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop over at Gawker.

 

 

 

BN

Posted

I liked your first response best. ;-)

 

You know, when people see the Mona Lisa for the first time, they all say the same thing: the eyes follow you.

 

Now I think I know what they mean. :+

Posted

>I wonder if they’d let Britney hang in the Louvre too?

 

Like sleeve of wizard! Cf. above.

 

But La Spears more evokes Leonardo's sly allegory of aristocratic women and the brute nature thereof, the "Lady with a Stoat":

 

http://www.jigboxx.com/jps/ag/ag05017.jpg http://cache.defamer.com/assets/resources/2006/11/britney-spears-upskirtnsfw.jpg

 

Art historians love to catalog the resemblances between lady and beast -- blank yet calculating facial demeanor of both, coquettish flip of wrist...

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"stoat felcher"

 

Have you done it with a goat?

Have you done it in a stoat?

 

...There's a Dr.-Seuss-Meets-Fritz-the-Cat lurking here somewhere.

 

You also just made me realize what Norman Lear slipped right past the censors nearly every Saturday night -- Archie's ongoing misnomer of the Reverend Fletcher as the "Reverend Felcher"!

Posted

> Have you done it with a goat?

> Have you done it in a stoat?

 

 

I think that's from The Goat in the Stoat, Dr. Suess's only work on bestiality.

 

Britney Spears' pussy was in there too, if I recall.

 

Did you see her shave her patch?

Did you see her shaven snatch?

Posted

>I think that's from The Goat in the Stoat, Dr. Suess's only

>work on bestiality.

 

Or only explicit such work. How do you suppose the Grinch's dog Max came to wear that tragic expression?

 

Likewise, not hard to identify with the children's panic to clean up The Cat in the Hat's mess before the parents get home and discover what went on. Metonymy for shame over a rumpus between the sheets? With Thing One and Thing Two, no less?

 

Maybe the real power of Ted Giesel, like Maurice Sendak, was the darker undertone.

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