The Isern-Hard Vows

[+ Lucky]

The New York Times is happy to report today that Tom Isern and Rock Hard, long nibbling at each other's throats, have finally gotten a room where their passions for each other can be explored privately.

 

Fear not, though, because if they enter into marriage, they are lead contenders for the new "Gay Marriage Reality Show." Now there's something I hope my local cable channel won't carry!

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[Guest alanm]

Great. If they get married, we will surely get more tips on where the world's best hotels are located. May be a little cold in Sardinia at this time of year, probably St. Bart's or Tahiti will be the place of choice.

[+ deej]

Definitely the Carribean now that hurricane season is over.

 

Barry looks SO good in lace! (With Swarovsky accents, of course.)

 

Armani may be a little winded, but that means Calvin is bored, pissed off, and ready to dress a party! Billy Bush will be BESIDE himself.

 

They'll be talking about the event for years, I tell ya. Years!

[+ Lucky]

deej, a windy spot for the marriage would be very appropriate. What are you going to wear?

[+ deej]

I'll be wearing a Burka, of course. I can't be upstaging Cooper. I hear he has an exclusive contract with Mr. S.

[+ Lucky]

Here's a guy that needs a burka:

 

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[Guest zipperzone]

>Here's a guy that needs a burka:

>

>http://onedatatime.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/oldguy.jpg

 

I thought you were not allowed to post pictures of our members without their permission.

 

Boy, will RockHard ever be pissed!

[+ glutes]

Personally I thought it was TurdBlossomlover!