Any suggestions for a stage name?

[+ glutes]

Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute

 

Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm.

 

She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist.

 

She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."

 

Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."

[Guest ReturnOfS]

Is this for real?

[Luv2play]

I ran into Mike Tyson once in Miami about five or six years ago. I was emerging from a restaurant on Collins Ave near fifth and he was walking along with his bodyguard. What first struck me was how short he was, shorter than myself (I'm 5'11"). Next, he was dressed in sweat pants and pullover with a hood and he didn't look very muscular as well; in fact his bodyguard was much bigger. But I guess he does have the fists!

 

Anyway, he wasn't very good looking so I'm not sure what his attraction would be (unless he has a really big one!). I guess some girls are into rough sex so they might go for him. Not me!!! haha

[+ glutes]

I kid you not:

 

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=201526994&p=zxy5z77xx

[JT Brooklyn]

Heidi at one time was a "Class Madam"..Those Glory Days are long gone!

 

Now with the "Working Guy's".. she seems to have become just another PIMP! Apparently not very Great Taste in Men either!

 

BUT Tyson, IF True "might" appeal to the Women, who like it on the Rough Side...As long as he wear's that "Zipper MASK" over his head! LOL :P

[mansniffing]

The time has come for a legal gay whorehouse in Nevada. Men for men. I'd certainly become a stockholder in such an enterprise. I wouldn't be surprised if the men Heidi hires are required to be switch hitters. As for Tyson, maybe Heidi is smarter than some think. She probably hired Tyson as a bouncer.

[Guest zipperzone]

>BUT Tyson, IF True "might" appeal to the Women, who like it on

>the Rough Side...As long as he wear's that "Zipper MASK" over

>his head!

 

Which has nothing to do with MY zipperzone, I might add.

[JT Brooklyn]

Zip..L O L I'm sure that goes for most of us!

:P