Mario Lopez on Nip/Tuck

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

RE: All things Mario

 

>VDN,

>great pics of Mario. Any chance you can get him to dance at

>club 20 or splash ? ?

 

Though I have been told my wand is magical I think it's safe to say the chance of that happening is with the thong that disappeared up my ass last Easter.

 

 

>I would go as high as $100 per song for a nude lap dance....

 

But what if Mario said $101? I feel every man would have their price if Mario was involved. I would even entertain committing forgery and listening to Yoko Ono albums if Mario was involved.

 

VDN

[+ Hoover42]

RE: All things Mario

 

>I would even entertain committing forgery and

>listening to Yoko Ono albums if Mario was involved.

 

Wow! I was actually listening to a Yoko Ono song (Kurushi) when I read your message!

 

How weird is that? It must be a sign.

 

...Hoover

[JT Brooklyn]

RE: All things Mario

 

VDN...Thanks for all the "Labor' you put into this day, on Your "Definitive Mario Collection"!

 

You have showed most of his Angles! Hopefully Nip/Tick will show a few more, for more than a few seconds? LOL :P

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

RE: All things Mario

 

>Wow! I was actually listening to a Yoko Ono song (Kurushi)

>when I read your message!

 

On purpose?

 

>How weird is that? It must be a sign.

 

Maybe we were separated at birth? Or maybe we share the same daddy? Did your mother also know Tom Jones?

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

RE: All things Mario

 

>You have showed most of his Angles! Hopefully Nip/Tick will

>show a few more, for more than a few seconds? LOL :P

 

Hello JT!

 

From your mouth to Nip/Tuck's director's ears. I am sure there will be more Mario skin during sweeps week! It is about time he showed some skin.

 

VDN

[Rick Munroe]

RE: All things Mario

 

>Wow! I was actually listening to a Yoko Ono song (Kurushi)

>when I read your message!

 

Did you feel your dick Rising?

[J-Man]

RE: Speaking of friends of Mario ...

 

Please-- I hope that no one posts nude shots of Screech!

[+ deej]

RE: Speaking of friends of Mario ...

 

LOL!

 

Don't forget, Mario also worked with Dick Clark and Danny Bonaduce. }(

[Guest showme43]

RE: Speaking of friends of Mario ...

 

please oh please don't post any naked pictures of Skreech next! LOL

[Guest showme43]

bet we don't see that much ass on Dancing With the Stars ;-)

[Guest zipperzone]

>bet we don't see that much ass on Dancing With the Stars ;-)

 

Tucker Carlson is one of the contestants this year. Now wouldn't it be a hoot to see his ass with his little bow tie hangin' from it?

[J-Man]

Well, you were right-- not much skin on DWTS, but Mario was still H.O.T.T. Tucker Carlson--not so much. But give me Emmitt Smith any day of the week. Yum!

[RockHard]

RE: Mario Lopez on Dancing With Has-beens

 

I think the show is about as interesting as a fender-bender in a Chuck E. Cheese parking lot. I can't watch it. It's too middle-America for me. However, I did get a chance to see some footage on Mario and I'm glad they didn't cut his honest description of himself: he's got A.D.D. and he's beyond hyper. It's impossible to be around the guy more than five minutes before you start to intensely dislike him. I'm surprised he hasn't discovered ritalin.

 

Unfortunately, his love affair with the tweezers makes him look faggy. The eyebrows are WAY over-plucked. I like my men to be men and more modest, less knowing, about their "cute" factor. Mario annoys.

[Candyman]

Thinking about running you Mario doll under water. Would that qualify as a WET DREAM }(

[JT Brooklyn]

Well...Hunky Luckinbill's "Cameo" I believe has come and gone. Too Bad, that Butt deserved alot more Screen Time.

The Guy does have a Fine Bod!

 

BUT I'm sure it's in McMahon's Contract, No Butt other than MINE for more than 30 seconds!

 

Now it look's like The Equal Opportunity "Lesbian Connection" will take over! LOL :P

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

In response to Lucky's post #103703

 

Here are some new (well, new to me) pics of Mario.

 

Lucky, I like your new tradition of bringing up posts that are old. It's like re-gifting.

 

Doing my part to recycle,

VDN

 

 

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/2627/mariolopez08yn9.jpg

May God's Blessings be on the photographer that snapped that pic.

 

In the next 2 he looks like a sex robot.

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/7007/mariolopez09ha8.jpg

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/9270/mariolopez10ux8.jpg