Not able to get hard

[+ HornyRetiree]

My bank account balance is as flaccid as my... well, you know...

 

Fine a FB - don't pay for it -- most (99%) of my blow jobs are FREE:)

[Chad Constantine]

I've had ED all my life, even before Bob Dole made it fashionable. Finally found out it's because I was born with spinal stenosis at the base of my spine, so the electrical signals don't fully reach my lower half. Viagra doesn't work.

 

Oh man Viagra doesn't even work. Do you feel nothing from bottoming as well? Is there anything the doctors can do to fix it? Does that mean you get a lot of wet dreams then?

[TruthBTold]

Before you do this, casually incorporate into conversation if he takes nitrates for chest pain.

 

Or if he intended on using poppers.