The burning fart questions

[+ Brad in NYC]

I’ve got to know. Do you have any fart situations you can share? Have you farted during a massage? Did the masseur? What did you do/say? What did the masseur do/say? Inquiring minds want to know. Please share.

[Guest MikeThomas]

While this may seem like a Spa Forum question, it probably better belongs in the Fetish Forum.

[+ Brad in NYC]

This is not a turn-on or kink. Just wondering what people do,when this happens. Say something? Don’t? Awkward?

[+ Kman]

I am kind of surprised but that hasn’t happened to me during a massage...but I suppose it would be awkward for a second...just say excuse me and go back to enjoying the massage

[bloop]

I’ve had to hold it in a couple times before. Never actually let it rip. I imagine a good masseur can probably tell anyway, as they should be paying attention to your body and where you’re holding tension or have some...disturbances happening.

[Dmitri]

I’ve got to know. Do you have any fart situations you can share? Have you farted during a massage? Did the masseur? What did you do/say? What did the masseur do/say? Inquiring minds want to know. Please share.

 

I have seen some odd questions in this massage forum. But this has to be the oddest question I have ever seen someone ask. This crosses the line into the TMI (To Much Information) category.

Edited August 21, 2018 by Dmitri

[ScottLMT]

Massage puts one in a relaxed state, stimulating the parasympathetic nervous system.

So hearing stomach noises and farting is normal. Some don't realize they do it. So I just ignore it.

 

The parasympathetic nervous system is one of three divisions of the autonomic nervous system. Sometimes called the rest and digest system, the parasympathetic system conserves energy as it slows the heart rate, increases intestinal and gland activity, and relaxes sphincter muscles in the gastrointestinal tract.

[+ Keith30309]

I asked a spa masseuse this once and she said she preferred that if someone is able that they excuse themselves to the restroom. If it just happens she said she tries to ignore it and move on.

[+ MasssageGuy]

There was a guy in my dorm that took great pride in lighting his... Great balls of fire! Nice blue flame from methane.

[+ E.T.Bass]

I would ask to hop off the table and head to the restroom. In fact I've done that a couple times just to take a piss.

I've never had a session interrupted by it. Who wants this invading your serenity.

 

[+ LS299B]

2 years ago I was at a great Spa in Santa Fe. . . 20 minutes into the massage, the foul smell of a silent fart permeated the room, . . . followed by another. I asked the masseur if he'd like to take a break to take care of business. He was appreciative, but not apologetic.

[Redwine56]

I asked a spa masseuse this once and she said she preferred that if someone is able that they excuse themselves to the restroom. If it just happens she said she tries to ignore it and move on.

I would imagine that she can do this if the strong aroma of the stink bomb doesn't cause her to pass out! This is when the scent of lighted candles could help to diffuse the odor. There are some in the "silent but deadly" category that can leave one gasping for air.

[MassageDrew]

It’s not so much a fart issue but I was with a masseur once who either needed to go to the bathroom or had something bad to eat. I can hear his stomach growling the whole time. I just kept praying he doesn’t let one out. And he didn’t but it was pretty distracting.

[+ beethoven]

This question belongs in the Fetish Forum only if the fart is done on purpose. When I saw the title, "Burning Fart Question," I thought it was about lighting farts. Now, THAT belongs in the Fetish Forum!

[Ajac]

I thought the topic was an std question like, "Why does it burn when I Pee. " In all my years this has never come up for me. One time I farted so loud in my sleep I woke my self up. I started laughing, glad that night I was alone.

Edited August 22, 2018 by Ajac

[Ajac]

Fixed post thanks Tarte Gogo

Edited August 22, 2018 by Ajac

[+ Tarte Gogo]

I "Thought"...typing to fast and I gave my proof reader the day off.

Did you know you can edit your posts, rather than create a new one to correct yourself?

[Ajac]

Did you know you can edit your posts, rather than create a new one to correct yourself?

No I didn't know that. Just fixed it thanks.