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[Guest skrubber]

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[Guest ReturnOfS]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero? What does that mean?

[JamesK840]

>Chuck Norris can divide by zero? What does that mean?

 

It's his signature... apparently wee-little ancient Chuck Norris can do the mathematically impossible. Which is about as probably as him ever getting another role as an action star...

 

What breed of dog is that, canine-redeXes?

[Guest alanm]

Maybe it's some kind of a post in code to Benji.

[Guest ReturnOfS]

>>Chuck Norris can divide by zero? What does that mean?

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>It's his signature... apparently wee-little ancient Chuck

>Norris can do the mathematically impossible. Which is about

>as probably as him ever getting another role as an action

>star...

>

>What breed of dog is that, canine-redeXes?

>

>

>

 

I don't know if that is totally true mathematically. Don't you get infinity when you divide any positive number by zero? Please correct me if I'm wrong. Perhaps it is that you get infinity when you divide a positive number by a number that approaches zero. Either way, I think that you're right about the probability of Chuck Norris getting another role as an action star :+

[+ deej]

Mathematicians will tell you that divide by zero is an impossibility.

 

It's also the bane of computer programmers because compilers react in varying ways when encountering an unanticipated divide by zero. Some throw a trappable and recoverable error and others just die a sudden and horrific death. (Windows users see these as a GPF, Mac users see them as a system bomb, etc.)

 

And yes, Chuck Norris has a divide by zero's chance of landing a major starring role. I'd ad Van Damme to that list, and Vin Diesel isn't too many years away from it. :9

[+ Hoover42]

>Chuck Norris can divide by zero? What does that mean?

 

It's not the subject of the post (which was probably left out by accident).

 

You see those CN quotes all over the place on the web these days. Presumably some Chuck Norris fans have started coming up with lists of outlandish things that Chuck Norris can do just because he is so awesome.

 

For more examples, see:

 

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

...Hoover

[OneFinger]

Actually, if you look at his two threads from the menu, you'll see he was trying to post a picture from:

 

http: // img18.imageve nue.com/ aAfkjfp01fo1 i-24720/loc52/88990_ pickles.jpg

 

It's an invalid URL and I suspect it's our April Fools joke. :+

[Guest skrubber]

April fool you One? No way. Secret code to Ben? HA!!

 

I was trying to post a very funny cartoon but Image Venue failed to co-operate.

 

My signature I thought is a very funny line considering the Chuck Norris fans (of which I am not) beleive he is capable of the mathamatical impossibility.

 

I will not explain myself again.

[LovesYng]

>I will not explain myself again

 

Sounds like PMS to me

 

When in doubt I whip it out :+

[Guest zipperzone]

>And yes, Chuck Norris has a divide by zero's chance of landing

>a major starring role. I'd ad Van Damme to that list, and Vin

>Diesel isn't too many years away from it. :9

 

Fuck Chuck - but Van Damme & Vin Diesel can star in many a role right in my bedroom. Or...... they could both star in a movie with each other. Wonder who would be the top? Perhaps produced by little Tommy C.