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This was at Cherish - sorry I didn’t clarify.

Just had maybe the worst “massage” ever with Mark. The pressure was zero. After I told him like 4 or5 times harder I just gave up and embraced being what I would consider being ticked with feather dusters. I thought that would maybe translate down to my glutes but that did not happens. My glutes never even came into the equation. The towel was on me the entire time. When not draped over my glues and legs (like to my knee) it was flipped over to cover my glutes and lower back. I wasn’t sure if it was a joke at first but nope, it was abysmal from start to finish. I was not even excited for the other side. And it was as you can expect, it was feather dusters 2.0. I thought of calling it quits a few times but I just kept waiting for it to get better. I wasn’t sure if he was just lazy but it pained me so much to give him a tip at all, but I did. Hoping that giving less than i normally would is an indication I had a mediocre experience. Im pissed even more bc wanted to see Allen but he wasn’t available at the time I was and was told “He also very nice massage. Worth to have a try” what would yall have done? Should I have just left and saved us both the time? lol

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I stopped by Cherish on Saturday and had an hour with Jason. They gave my appointment to someone else (a walk-in who said they had an appointment…) so I waited 30 minutes and was a little annoyed but it was worth it. Great technique and strokes from Jason and there were great sensual elements throughout. He really got in there and I left feeling great. not sure if it was to make up for the oversight on my appointment time out that’s the usual from Jason but whenever I’m back on the island, I’ll try and stop by.

I reached out to him asking his rates (which were out of my budget) and I politely declined and got the below response : “You get what you pay for. sir ！but that’s okay.” I’m sure he’s good but is $285 really worth it? 🤷🏼‍♂️

I had Shane a few times a few years ago. tall (over 6’), hairy and slender. Very much an otter and scruffy. I think he smoked cigs from what I recall…. But otherwise a very fine looking (presumably irish) guy.

I went to him twice, once at 27 and the other at HK. My feelings are mixed. The first time at 27 was great and had a great massage and left very happy. Tapped into his nuru skills and that really took things to a very elevated level. The second time (months later) the experience at HK started a little awkward. I’m not sure if he didn’t remember who I was (I always tip generously, so I don’t think that was the case) but he seemed distracted or disinterested. Maybe he had a bad day or something. He had his AirPods in for most of the time. I’d give him a try again to solidify my opinion, but the potential for a good time is there!

Had a spur of the moment appointment at Cherish with Jay. My first time with him. He was very young and shy - gave a good massage. Had small yet strong hands. Ending was mechanical to the point of being boring. Left satisfied.

Doing the lords work 🙏🏻 thanks

Sorry to hear that - The first time I met him, it was at Alpha Spa and he did ask about tip, but once we settled the first time, it never came up again. After that, all my experiences with him have been more than perfection. hope you have better luck next time!

I’ve been getting texts from a 929 number saying his name is Joe and he’s from the Long Island spa. Does anyone know who this is? I don’t recall a Joe anywhere

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I think when you’re in the service industry, there’s a level of professionalism that one would expect a service provider to exude. I had a negative experience with Lucas too. Asking for the schedule seems pretty common, and IMHO doesn’t seem to warrant a stupid joke or to be wasting peoples time.

Had a good experience with Win today. Technique was great and was a very relaxing massage. Standard ending, left satisfied, he seems to enjoy it too. Tipped extra because the massage was so good. Will probably repeat 👍🏻