J-Man

What ever happened to Marc Dylan? (This video is almost five years old.)

I think with the Nob Hill closing, San Francisco (or somewhere less pricey in the Bay Area) might be an option. But no alcohol -- anywhere in California. You might also think about Palm Springs or the Los Angeles area. (But again - no alcohol with full nudity.)

He's been one of the regular dancers at the Nob Hill in the past.

The ad says he's in San Francisco, not LA. Maybe he's moved, or he was just visiting earlier.

Based on the "Spoken Languages" section of his ad, I presume he's Russian (or of Russian descent.)

Dante Ferraro did videos for Randy Blue (and maybe others) quite a few years ago, although I don't remember when he started. It's possible that he's only 25 (per his ad), but I'd be surprised.

So is it OK to post reviews here of the performers? Not in "privates;" just their stage shows. I'm not sure where else one would post, since they're not escorts or masseurs.

I'm going to be in Northern Calif. visiting family over the holidays. I thought I might check out the Nob Hill on the 30th and 31st. I've been there before on "regular" nights, but it looks like they're having a Circle Jerk with Billy Santoro on Saturday and a live sex show with him and another guy on New Year's Eve. While he's not my favorite performer, I thought it might be interesting to check it out. Has anyone been to one of their circle jerks? Details? They're also having something called "AN EROTIC REVIEW OF 2017" on NYE ... I have NO idea what that entails.

He's back in porn ... so maybe he'll be escorting again? He just did a scene for Slow Teasing Handjobs. No oral or anal -- just getting a handjob. But better than nothing! According to the STH website, he's going by "Greg" and is 39.

That website gives very little information, and makes no attempt at distinguishing between clubs that offer full nudity and those that do not.

What about bathhouses that DO feature male strippers (and jack-off performances?)

"811?"

This thread is very confusing as it seems some people are referring to Micah Brandt (the original subject) and others are talking about Bailey (the alleged thief.) While writing your own review is a serious transgression, I think most of us would consider theft far worse, so I hope we're not unfairly tarnishing Micah's reputation with comments about Bailey.

I think this is the first time I've run across this -- a porn star (he works for Randy Blue) who advertises as an escort on Rentboy, but only wants to do cam shows? http://rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=580029&iid=506035&scid=142323924&sp=5&pos=86&locid=1378&type=escort

Entrance to the theater (which includes admission to the downstairs arcade as well) is now $25. They have a free coat check. They no longer have any kind of restrictions about touching (or doing anything else with) the performers. When they have two-man shows, hey often are live sex shows, although not always fucking. There's a small public room in the back with seats around the perimeter and a stripper pole; the performers work back there for additional tips while not on stage.

Oh come now ... Oh come now ... as the gossip columnists in the fifties and sixties used to write, I'm sure they're "just good friends." Right?

Juana Fauqier Branezout

According to published reports, Enrique Iglesias plans to develop and market a line of smaller condoms for the less generously endowed ... a group he indicates he is a member (if you'll pardon the expression) of. Of course, it appears that it might have all been a misunderstanding ... and maybe now he regrets having said it! Here's the article from the Houston Press: Coming in Small Packages Whoever said there's no such thing as bad publicity hasn't met Enrique Iglesias. Iglesias, a singer listed in the pop- culture dictionary under "Latin heartthrob," was in Houston last month to promote his new cologne. He spent a few minutes chatting with Press Night & Day editor Steven Devadanam, and was obviously in a playful mood. When asked what was next on his quest to help men score, he said, "The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms…I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people -- you know, from experience. Hopefully people won't be ashamed when I step forward." Most people clearly got the idea Iglesias wasn't exactly serious when they read the exchange in Devadanam's Been There, Done That column on October 20. "It was obvious to me that it was said in an extremely joking manner and he was being sarcastic," says Liz Embry, the PR rep for Foley's, which staged the event. But newspapers like the Hindustan Times, the Melbourne (Australia) Herald Sun and (somehow) the Cleveland Plain Dealer didn't get the joke. Nor did countless entertainment Web sites. "Enrique Iglesias Admits He Has Very Small Penis" was the headline on the British site Entertainmentwise.com. Another Web site from England, FemaleFirst.co.uk, breathlessly told readers, "Enrique Iglesias has shocked his female admirers -- by announcing he wants to release his own range of extra-small condoms." A PR firm in England -- where they are obviously obsessed about dick size -- put out a press release on behalf of the rubber-maker Trojan, highlighting a poll that said 68 percent of women agreed "size doesn't matter" and 89 percent said "they would opt for smaller rather than 'too large' if they had to choose." Iglesias's people, as they say in the biz, could not be reached. Embry says she hasn't heard anything from them one way or the other since the item came out. But if the condom deal happens, expect the ads to feature Iglesias singing that old Pete Townshend classic, "A Little Is Enough."

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RE: coming out of the oratorical closet Is Homer Simpson Greek Active or Greek Passive? And while we're on the subject.... does Marge have blue pubic hair?