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Very interested as well. Oh, my, yes. Those legs … that chest … damn …

https://rent.men/Maximobustini Anyone, anyone?

One of the absolute finest escorts I ever hired had a simple ad: “Michael, an escort of distinction” And yes, indeed he was.

Okay, but please, if you know something about a senator from South Carolina, please keep it to yourself.

Wait, wait, what are you saying?

And Dr. Rrrruuuuuth Westheimer.

Uh, seems to be. I just saw him in a short videoclip on “X” so it wasn’t ’shopped. Stunning.

I don’t have a funny story, just an observation on my behavior. I get pissed sometimes when I’m offered an “over 50” discount, and also pissed when I have to ask for it. Thanks, AARP, for your service.

I bought a fake Rolex over 3 years ago for $200 - was supposed to last a couple of years. It’s still working great and I’ve had more that $200 worth of fun with it. Especially when I flash it so the maitre d’ notices.

Sure, I’ll grab my glove and we can pitch a few. And bring your bat - hit some pop flies.

There are plenty of stories from Mormon college students floating around the internet about the practice. An acquaintance of mine taught at BYU and said as much. Fact or fiction - the jury is still out.

My brother is a lawyer. The closest thing I got to law was a few years as a Probation Officer while going to grad school. As far as escorting goes, let’s not relive that nightmare, please.

https://youtu.be/Sd1OCke_Q_s?si=RG4643wbwt7rjPJ4

April, 1992. Hyatt Regency, Chicago, room 810. Found an ad in a gay newspaper. His name was “Gus” and he was a college student. I called, he immediately answered. He arrived in about 30 minutes. I had no idea what to expect. Knock on the door. Average-looking Italian guy with scruffy beard and curly hair. Wearing a leather jacket and jeans. Sigh. He needed to use the bathroom, and came out with his stiff cock exposed. I gave him oral and we eventually lost all our clothes. He kissed like no one I’d ever had - deep, warm and delicious. He flipped over and I entered him. And in about 3 pumps, it was all over. There was absolutely no way I could slow down or stop. So, out of courtesy, I finished him off orally, which didn’t take much time either. Drained and satisfied, I gave him the hundred bucks plus twenty. We had one final quick kiss and away he went. Elapsed time probably less than 20 minutes. Omg, so this is my new hobby!

It could be so much worse. The moderators do an amazing job of keeping us in line. Smarminess and a little snarkiness are simply part of gay DNA, or so I’ve been told.

I could afford about 5 minutes … and I’d probably cum in 3.

One of my massage dudes gave me one. It did the trick, but I would not buy one. Kind of reminded me of: When I was a teenager, several of us did the banana trick. Take a banana (unpeeled) and run it under warm/tepid water. Then pull down one strip of the peeling enough to extract the banana fruit. Consume. Then insert your erect and throbbing penis where the banana fruit used to be. Begin stroking. Slippery, right size and suitable for a sizable deposit. Place used banana-condom in the trash and do your best to squelch the thought of “good Lord, what did I just do?”

Perhaps it’s the light reflecting on a moist glans?

Dude on the left, yes, please.

The AI boys are at it again.

Excellent point, sir. He has a handsome, rugged face and beautiful eyes. I hate that I am way too judgmental with overall appearance. It was a good lesson for me.

I’ve started carrying a modest amount of cash, less than a hundred. Recently, I stopped by Subway (I know, I know) and inserted my card to pay. Several choices for a tip appeared and I asked the cute young man if he received the tip or was it split among other servers. He quietly said that he had no idea, but he thought it was probably split. Maybe it was his boyish grin, or his efficient service that made me remove the card and pay in cash. I handed him a nice tip for himself. After all, he was the one who gave me good service, so why diminish it?

Ah, so true. One of my recent RM hires had outdated photos depicting a much slimmer physique. However, he was quite handsome, but with more girth than expected. But after a couple of drinks, some mood lighting, and a gregarious personality, I found myself happily engaged in our romp. I’m no Adonis, either, and glad I stayed the course. Would I rehire? Yes, but I’d also advise being more truthful in advertising.

You can find some newer vids of him on gayforfans dot com.

Yeah, Man in Full isn’t likely to win many awards, but Jeff Daniels does an amazing job. It seems like we “know” this character, but I just can’t put my finger on it. Real estate mogul? Anyone, anyone?