KrisParr

After a year of almost bi-weekly sessions with a masseur, his crotch area became quite unpleasant with a musky, foul odor. It started out just now and then and eventually was every time. I suggested we both shower before the session which he agreed to one time. Next time, he was firm in that he “just did” which wasn’t true. He lost me - and after numerous texts “hey, man, come back” I leveled with him. Never heard from him again.

Oy vey - such a nice boy - his “X” account is well worth viewing.

DUDE Wipes - Flushable Wipes - 2 Pack, 96 Wipes - Unscented Extra-Large Adult Wet Wipes $6.68 on the shopping site named after a great big river in South America.

The lyrics, so you can sing along while you whizzzz The steam begins to rise It slowly effervesces Leaves are crinkling Under sweet caresses I cherish this moment of natural bliss Nothing is missing When I'm pissin' outside Pissin' outside You don't know what you're missin' Till you start pissin' outside Pissin' outside Pissin' outside You don't know what you're missin' Till you start pissin' outside You know a rock, a bush, a shrubbery, a tree You can go anywhere you please There are so many things that you can christen So make it like your mission and just start Pissin' outside Pissin' outside You don't know what you're missin' Till you start pissin' outside You know my favorite place is in the virgin snow You find a fresh canvas and let it flow Sign your name and watch it glisten Unless you're in Alaska Then your task is to go faster Cause it freezes and you have to walk backwards while you're Pissin' outside Pissin' outside You don't know what you're missin' Till you start pissin' outside Pissin' outside Pissin' outside You don't know what you're missin' Till you start pissin' outside Because the grass is always greener When you water with your wiener outside

https://youtu.be/EjkoxBIE-wI?si=RWjqODj4xd1XJcy9 such a classic - pissin’ outside - enjoy

I just returned from an outstanding massage by a new provider. The massage room at his home was well-decorated, with a hall tree and chair to hang my clothes. The masseur excused himself to prepare, and as I was undressing, noticed a package of “Dude Wipes” on a small table and a step-on-lid chrome trash receptacle nearby. There was a nicely printed card that requested a “quick wipe” of the nether parts would be appreciated. Okay - I’m a hygiene clean freak, and I’ve never considered myself anything other than scrupulous in that department. Nevertheless, I did as requested. Has anyone else come across this? I’ve had masseurs offer a pre-massage shower, but never a wipe-down.

Fair question, for sure. I suppose it was that I’ve been in that salon dozens of times, and it’s always 80% full of women. The last thing I was expecting was 1) a different technician and 2) that old one-eye would react so quickly with all that estrogen in the air. I guess it was primarily the location, atmosphere and 9 o’clock on a Monday morning.

I have a pedicure every 5-6 weeks with Ivy, a lovely woman, who’s been my “go to” person for several years. But at today’s appointment, Ivy had taken ill, so “Ben” was her replacement. Oh, my. Ben is of Pacific Islander lineage and extremely handsome, mid-20s I would guess. His t-shirt covered an obviously well-developed physique and I was immediately in lust. So much so, that within a few minutes, old one-eye woke up which caused me to have to shift a bit in the chair. My running shorts were easy enough to adjust, but squirming back and forth caused Ben to ask if I was okay. Oh, Ben, if you only knew. So I tried to think of baseball, or my grandma’s recent funeral, hell, anything to make “it” retreat. One-eye did manage to descend a bit, but when Ben started massaging my calves, guess who woke up? So, gentlemen, have you had any surprising and/or unwanted arousals in public lately that were challenging to hide?

Same here - had to keep deleting the pop up but after 5 or 6 they went away - well worth the effort - the client is one of the best we’ve had on here for awhile

Hot AF client - those nips, omg

Sure, let’s go away for the weekend; you like fishing? or camping or … just name it - we’ll have a great time. Hell yeah, I’m paying for everything- won’t cost you a dime. Whadda ya say, sport?

(clutching pearls) … say it isn’t so;

https://rent.men/LiamV Currently unavailable? Anyone know details?

The great state of Indiana (Hoosier by birth, btw) passed a law this year that requires teachers K-12 to inform parents if their child requests to be called by a name other than what’s on the official record. So if James decides he wants to be called Sarah, the teacher must notify the parent. Why? Well, it’s to allow the parent to deal with the possibility that the child may be contemplating a trans lifestyle. Horror. Seriously. What the brilliant legislators overlooked has turned into a shit-show. Teachers are inundated with requests such as: official name = Rosemary, but the child prefers Rosie. Ding-ding-ding. Must contact parent. Thomas prefers Tom. Jonathan requests to be known as John. And so on. Doesn’t matter if it’s a gender issue, the child must be addressed by their official name. Teachers are swamped, and parents are furious with the nonsense. http://Check out this article from IndyStar: Parents annoyed as pronouns law requires Indiana schools to report all nickname requests https://www.indystar.com/story/news/education/2023/08/10/pronouns-law-parents-annoyed-schools-must-report-nicknames-indianapolis-marion-hamilton-county/70562122007/

I may be alone in my preferences … a few here and there are okay, but I find them (even one) terribly distracting if it’s located near “the goods” like a row of stars arched over the pubes is a turnoff - difficult to concentrate on the work at hand.

Oh, please - is anyone surprised?

1) I mentioned one time the name of my favorite cologne - next time we got together, he was wearing the fragrance- he liked it a lot 2) Remembering a few tunes that I enjoy and they became part of the masseur’s playlist during my appointments 3) Text reminders of upcoming appointments - just like the dentist, etc. 4) Home-made cookies “to go” afterwards

This is one of the BEST responses I’ve ever read - makes perfect sense. Thanks for posting.

https://youtu.be/lgbk9tyJVyA Pianist Peter Buka from Hungary - Beethoven’s 3rd movement of Moonlight never sounded or looked quite so good. Sigh.

Indeed, it is a thing. For a long time, I have gifted quite a number of preppy escorts with leather —- jackets, chaps, etc. and all of them were more than pleased with the look, feel, and scent of a fine piece of goods. My collection of gear has been reduced somewhat, but I still maintain a decent wardrobe of jackets. Every man should own at least one leather jacket - simply timeless.

A fairly well-known provider from about 10 years ago (no longer in the business) “got” me for a few hundred bucks. I had the posh hotel room ready, a nice bottle of wine (he selected in advance) chilled and anxious for a great time. At the exact moment he was due, I received a text that he couldn’t make it and immediately blocked me. Of course I submitted a review to the now defunct Rentboy site, but the $$ loss was painful. I even tried to book another provider but no one was available. He continued to receive positive reviews for a couple of years. Still befuddles me to this day.

https://snacc.com/spicy-snacc-mix-worcestershire-snackens-cajun-hot-sticks-wasabi-peas-peanuts/ Candy store in Cincinnati- their snack mixes are amazing - served in upper class bars and resorts - omg - will ship anywhere

Wanna play HORSE? You shoot first.

As I’m close to the 35th anniversary of losing my virginity, yes the sexual gratification need grows more and more. I thought the libido would wane, but so far, it’s quite the opposite. I find myself staring often at the young hunks who frequent my gym, wondering how I might strike up a conversation. And perusing certain sections of this glorious website are happening daily. The UPS guy, the hot new barista, the college kid who cuts my grass, the neighbor’s son or grandson … hell, they’re everywhere, taunting me with their sleeveless t-shirts, exposing pits and “guns” that are to die for. Even the daily wank, the occasional massage and the too infrequent “hire” just fan the flames.

Oh, definitely in person. He had a great sense of humor and could be quite a tease. I think elsewhere on this site are references indicating he still has some regulars and my guess is that he’s in Peoria or nearby.