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  1. Probably way too pedestrian for this thread, but I like my hand-held shower. I used it on a trick, aiming it up from underneath to get his balls and taint, apparently that was a new sensation for him.

     

    I thought I was the only one. I use that too (cool water, for some reason really gets me going).

  2. While I like dogs, not a fan of large ones. However, I would maybe put it in my insulated garage or some room I didn't care about in case it destroyed things.

    I like men too. haha. But in this day and age, you don't know if the guy will slit your throat at night, etc. Now, if this is all fantasy then in my fantasy the average guy is harmless and has a shaved set of balls and uses my shower and I forget to give him a towel right away.

  3. For the past 3-4 years I've been able to renew at the $5/month (plus taxes/fees). To avoid the auto-renewal issue, AFTER you pay, I go in and put a Visa Gift Card (with no funds on it anymore) into the system. haha.

     

    You can use the "chat' function if you don't want to call in. I think this year they also added the mobile streaming to the plan as well for the same price.

  4. 1) how many hands? one (left) or pillow humpin'

    2) Lubed or dry? dry

    3) clothed or nude? clothed

    4) standing, lying down, kneeling? lying down

    5) butt play or no butt play? generally no

    6) toys? generally no

    7) audience, group or solo? solo

    8) porn playing or silence? porn playing

    9) cockring or no cockring? no cockring

     

    in addition to the original 9 questions, what stroking style do you go for?

     

    I've varied mine over the years. Used to be only right hand, the typical "jerk off" motion. I then switched to my left hand and it felt better. I've been a leaker (pre-cum) so I almost always had natural lube. I have done "dry" though. My most "go to" stroking styles are:

    1) lubed up cock with right hand in the thumbs down position while I pull my balls with my left hand.

    2) left-hand gripping cock just below the head and kinda "head bang" (that's what I call it--LOL) so I never actually stroke the head. As I get close, I change to just thumb and index finger around the corona (I think that's what it's called)

     

    Now, if I'm having someone stroke me, (it's hard to do by myself) I kinda like the "bull milking" position. Cock pointing down or even "backwards". It takes longer to cum, but when I do, it feels SOOOOO good. I kinda scream/moan like this guy:

     

    https://www.forttroff.com/store/product/jackhammer-cock/

  5. Seems to be alot of Cam2Cam sites popping up where guys seem to enjoy showing off their masturbation skills for an audience....

     

    Whats your masturbation style????

     

    1) how many hands ? One on the cock and One on the balls/taint/hole/nips (wish I had more hands)

    2) Lubed or dry? Natural pre-cum lube.

    3) clothed or nude ? Anything goes.

    4) standing, lying down, kneeling ? Standing and lying down. Bad knee, so kneeling is hard.

    5) butt play or no butt play ? Depends on if my digestive system is playing nice. Prefer ass play though.

    6) toys ? Yes. Love cock rings and p-spot vibrators/toys. Also love cock.

    7) audience, group or solo ? Solo, but with husband. Would like to try group sessions or have someone else watch.

    8) porn playing or silence? Both. But I love to be verbal.

     

    :confused::confused:

  6. There's lots of ways the companies try to get out of it. Basically it seems they like to take their sweet time (thus forcing you to pay for it yourself, which they will not reimburse you for). Seriously, how long can someone go without hot water, furnace, etc.?

     

    Try repairclinic.com They have some neat videos, etc. I used them to fix my old Sears (whirlpool) washer (some part, can't remember wore out and it was fairly easy to fix). Also did my Sears (LG - ugh) dryer - total PITA to fix, but that's because there's no real good videos on how to take the damn thing apart (mine has the steam unit thingy in it), but figured it out. Now I'm an expert--haha. And my Sears (Whirlpool) dishwasher. (The video looked WAY easier than in reality, I found out). But $50 plus about 2 hours of my time was cheaper than the $300+ for local repair guy (who is good, BTW, just that they charge like $85 to come out, figure out what they need, upcharge for the part and another $85 to come back plus whatever labor).

     

    However, not everyone is comfortable doing things like that, in which case I would advise Angie's list or something to find local repair place or ask for references.

     

    I don't do furnace/AC stuff and pay through the nose for a maintenance contract (well not quite that much) but I also have two units (addition to house). They also do plumbing and got the lovely job of cleaning out my sewer line (no, he was NOT a hot plumber and it was NOT that line). Five, 5-gallon buckets of tree roots later, I had nice flowing lines again. haha House smelled terrible for a few days. (Febreeze is very wonderful)

  7. We're married now, but together 22 years. Don't sleep in same beds, unless traveling together and can't avoid it. He snores something terrible, and also goes to bed at like 8:30 - 9:00. I snore (just not as bad) and go to bed around 11 - midnight. Plus I run hot. Like I'm a nuclear blast furnace. Don't touch me, I'll roast (LOL). He's always cold. haha. It does not work "together" (I'll be drenched in sweat literally dying).

     

    When we do sleep in the same bed/room (ie: hotel) I crank that AC down to like 64 and only have the sheet on me and throw that stupid comforter on his side while he's curled up shivering (and I'm sweating my balls off).

     

    Occasionally I will come down and "snuggle" in the morning (but then again he's up by like 6 a.m and I sleep until 8-9 depending on the day).

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