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That might depend on how Armond reacted to having your hand up his backside. Gman

I'm not sure that would be a good idea. Considering this is opera, and everyone would be dressed to the 9's, someone might mistake you for Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy.:D http://i1262.photobucket.com/albums/ii612/rexmaker/BA76405D-68D1-4834-9C15-A258A52E6280_zps6tuqjcnw.jpg Gman

If someone thinks they want to take Austin, there's something physical they may want to consider. What I mean is Austin's stature. He's over 6 feet tall. I think he's 6'3" or 6'4" and a very solid built guy. When I took him out several years ago, he made some kind of mention of not always enjoying performances because the seating was uncomfortable for him. The reason I recall this was we ended up at a smaller theater. The rows were very steep. The seating wasn't that comfortable for me either. I'm not saying you shouldn't hire him if he's your type. But if you know it's one of the extremely timy theaters, maybe a slightly smaller escort wouldn't be as inconvenienced by small seats. Gman

But Charlie-some of us don't like to attend things by ourselves. One of the things I liked most about having a weekend with an escort, assuming we clicked, was that I finally had someone to go to a play with, see a movie with, take a tour of the city with, and got to have ... once we were back to the hotel. :rolleyes:Now I realize the majority of you out there probably aren't as socially alone as I am-or was. But I looked forward to the companionship. Gman

It may be a joke. But am I then the only one not to get it? I was thinking the joke might be with 'crabs'. But I can't think of anyway it goes with 'admonish, knitting or brow'. Someone please help me out here. Gman

http://i1262.photobucket.com/albums/ii612/rexmaker/4AD0BF7B-5E3F-4D84-AECE-2E002DD37283_zpsjzsn1fuc.jpg I can hardly wait for the McAnswers. Gman

Hunh? Gman PS That would never happen. Bud dates Tom's sister.

Sometimes the truth is so difficult to face.... http://i1262.photobucket.com/albums/ii612/rexmaker/8710E64B-63A5-4F41-BD00-525FC7F04FD3_zpsdb84fkoz.jpg Gman

The first definition in my Webster's http://i1262.photobucket.com/albums/ii612/rexmaker/0F6F9DFC-8801-4F96-AEA4-34475F39A00D_zpswmirm6kd.png The second definition where sodium hydroxide is mentioned. http://i1262.photobucket.com/albums/ii612/rexmaker/1C354088-545B-4B5F-88A4-42BDDBEA01C0_zpsrloilund.png Gman

Looking in the dictionary-a synonym for 'caustic' is 'acid'. Gman

I don't get this one. I mean I understand the words. But I don't understand why it's a Swifty. Gman

http://i1262.photobucket.com/albums/ii612/rexmaker/DD4DD59A-47B0-4C45-82C5-3DACC442A6B6_zpsolt5pfqh.jpg Gman

Actually neither. Tom was answering his sidekick's declamation (was his name Bud?), 'Hey look at that!' Gman

How about 'What that? It's a vat of flesh-eating acid,' Tom averred caustically. Gman

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I tried meeting Ducati years ago when he lived in Seattle. I called him several times -different days. He would answer the phone then before I had a chance to speak he would say, 'I can't talk now. I'll call you back," which he never did. When I finally did get to talk to him, he told me he didn't kiss. So considering his fees (expensive), outcalls only (I would have had to get a hotel, so more expense), and the no kissing, it was a no brainer not to hire him-disappointing but a no brainer. Gman

http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.50594823.4365/ra,unisex_tshirt,x1350,101010:01c5ca27c6,front-c,30,60,940,730-bg,f8f8f8.u2.jpg Also available to buy on the web...I mean the shirt-and not, unfortunately, the model. Gman

http://i1262.photobucket.com/albums/ii612/rexmaker/2D20E43F-ED62-4446-925B-28E37848A7FE_zpsfvjpxnde.jpeg (Note: If you like this t-shirt, you can look up 'paranormal distribution' on the web to find out where to buy it. There were several places it was available. ) Gman

Maybe you could slouch a bit. Gman

It may just be me. But the more I think about it 'came clean' seems to me to be more a synonym of 'admitted' rather than 'said'. Gman

'I feel well' can also mean that there is nothing wrong with your sense of touch. It's working perfectly. So actually when talking about physical or mental states of being, 'I feel good' is less ambiguous. Gman

-Ly, Tom came cleanly.

http://i1262.photobucket.com/albums/ii612/rexmaker/F4FE28E1-BCE3-417D-BAB3-CD7899EF15B7_zpsfdyw9erc.jpg Followed by a rimshot!! Gman

http://i1262.photobucket.com/albums/ii612/rexmaker/F1B1FD62-40A2-4574-9840-F9918B74A426_zpsww4sqaso.jpg I'm unclear whether the award is for the giver, the receiver, or both. Gman

I know if you have to explain jokes ...yadda, yadda, and a last yadda. But can I assume that is a beaver? Gman