It tastes like some pre-literate child went behind his parent's back while they were making chili and added whatever can of spice they could reach from the pantry into the pot. Unfortunately, in this case the can of spice was powdered chocolate/cocoa.
I lived in Cincinnati twice-once for 6 months in 1989 and then for 2-1/2 years from 2001 to 2003. I tried their chili once in 1989 and never again. During my second stint there, I actually considered it once or twice to see if I hated it as much as I remembered. But I couldn't make myself.
As for things to do, see if you can find a bar where you can cornhole. I mentioned cornholing in an email to my brother years ago. He was worried I was being perverted until he saw this definition from the Urban Dictionary--
TOP DEFINITION
Corn Hole
Corn Hole is a serious toss game played in leauges on the West Side of Cincinnati Ohio. The game and targets are very similar to Bag'O, a commercial game from the East Coast U.S..
Ex: My buddies from *Delhi and I get together on the weekends to drink beer and play Corn Hole.
* A Cincinnati neighborhood
Gman