RealAvalon

Little stag horns, nice touch

Nice work. Kind of a Tom of Finland for dogs.

It's a debate within the field of work

Yes. Other trades use apprenticeships

It's a very pretty route, and not a very far distance, so I didn't mind the dawdle. Only thing it lacked was I didn't happen to accidentally bump into @VictorPowers for a Gremlin update

There was an ironic story out of Louisiana about evacuating cattle from the hurricane flooding, so that they could be "saved" from drowning in the flood. Seriously? Saved from drowning so they can be killed for a dinner plate.

I love your punny humor. Please keep them coming.

Estimates are in the $30 billion range I think. Anyone travelled from either Washington DC or Atlanta down to Florida? Looks circuitous with lengthy stop over/train changes.

Super hot. He's the photo you hoped you'd find in the dictionary if you were looking up … um … junk

He's probably a fun raiser. They bundle packages or something …

He could definitely south bend for me

So you're saying he showed up for your appointment with him.

You've met him?

New York to Montreal was a very nice ride. Clean, spacious, pretty scenery. Maybe its more of a tourist route and less a commuter route

New York to Montreal was a very nice ride. Clean, spacious, pretty scenery. Maybe its more of a tourist route and less a commuter route

I've said it once and I'll say it again. He's got just the prettiest nut sack

I've said it once and I'll say it again. He's got just the prettiest nut sack

The Amtrak from New York to Washington is the grubbiest train I have ever been on anywhere. It really was a mess, the bathroom was filthy. But, it did leave and arrive on time

The Amtrak from New York to Washington is the grubbiest train I have ever been on anywhere. It really was a mess, the bathroom was filthy. But, it did leave and arrive on time

Now you'll have to. Report back

I bet it operates with its own remote control. Looks like the two batteries are fully charged too

My favorite is (of course) https://binged.it/2SjGQWy

Cause no one else has mentioned this piece of news. It's World Emoji Day today. https://worldemojiday.com/

Any chance that's pre-cum … ?

Life in the Australian Army... Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland ) Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6 am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No bloody cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin'!! Ya haz gotta shower though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing! At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like wot Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!! This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin' - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody possum's bum and it don't move and it's not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - it's a piece of piss!! You don't even load your own cartridges, they comes in little boxes, and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload! Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster. Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer. I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is eh!. Your loving daughter, Sheila XXX