Sorry, id rather do them privately. I can certainly understand that you’re completely comfortable with the glass Dick in your mouth the entire time- when I asked you if you were okay I was asking you if you were a little too high. Your eyes were bugged out and glued to the tv- some people can handle it. Some can’t.
I also have to wonder why someone whose Dick is 7 inches around would put on regular sized condoms and then scratch their head when their erection dies shortly after squeezing into it? Again, I had to ask if you were ok because it was horrible planning- I knew that would happen before you even put it on.
If you guys want to meet someone who will start the hour by telling you all about how much G they do and how they missed the American stuff when they were out in Australia, this escort is your guy. He’s arrogant, unempathetic, and in my experience completely lazy and self centered. He did nothing we discussed beforehand and anyone with any ethical backbone would have left rather than drag through the time just to collect the money. Nothing about it was ok. When someone tells you not to touch their balls even slightly, it usually means they just got off or they have an STD. Not saying either applies in this situation, but The only other time I’ve had an escort tell me that he followed up by saying “I just had a client right before you- can we reschedule for later? I need more time to recuperate.” Anyhow, I’m done with this. This clown isn’t worth my energy.