I remember Adam Killian had to chow down on Jesse Santana's butt through a heavy layer of clear plastic wrap, in one video.
Is that the future of porn?
... go to high school. They're first seen at college, fully formed and ready.
They don't even have to enroll! They just show up the first day of classes, get discovered immediately, then get swept into the explosive world of male modeling.
The guy wearing #135, at 1:16, looks he could have the right stuff.
And sure enough, at 1:32 he walks across the screen, and points his right stuff right towards the camera, looking entirely excellent at 1:35!
I just wanted to share that with y'all and also ask you about your age and how you feel about it. Do you have any regrets or bitterness about the choices you've made in life? Do you struggle with aging at all? Are you secretly longing to be "young" again?
(People here tend to brag, or give the advice they want you to have, instead of answering the questions you asked. I'll only give advice if you ask for it!)
Yes, I wish I was younger, probably because I think it would make me feel a lot more accepted in society.
I think it was around 55 that problems that I probably had no control over started appearing.
The performers in The Bold and the Beautiful soap opera are filming kissing scenes with mannequins.
Maybe this will be what porn becomes. And maybe there will be an industry making porn fantasy mannequins for these productions.
I want to see a mannequin Brad Pitt (age 36) get rimmed by Ryan Rose.
And vice versa!
I saw Jason Adonis prowling down a street near the old Nob Hill Theater, looking like he really wanted to get laid. (I was on the bus, so I couldn't help him).
It started okay, but then slid sideways.
I got so bored, but I keep watching hoping it will get better, because they've both got pretty hair and faces.
The ones with the entirely-excellent butts are the ones who know it, and are wearing the thongs or thong-adjacent trunks. This means that the world is getting to be a better place!
Don't miss the guy in the next booth over, in the dark trunks who appears at 1:08. His butt is fine, fine, fine, even if he's not giving us as much as the guy in front.
And what's the guy with the ponytail doing behind him? He's rapping on his abs like it's a crafts project.
Hey, it looks like bodybuilders are starting to wear thongs, which is a good thing, as Martha Stewart says.
Assuming they have a good butt, and there's a butt worth talking about at 2:30:
And at 4:25, there's on almost as good, getting a roll-job
I think it's impossible to tell someone they've changed for the worse without starting a war.
Like: "Honey, you're too fat now."
It IS possible to react to specific things, though:
"Honey, I don't feel like sex now."
Said often enough, it might start a conversation about how YOUR sex drive has changed. "Well, back then you were slim and I found that sexy."