Redwine56

Once again, you prove to be our "Funguy"! Luv it.

Wouldn't use the regular clorox bleach if they are not pure white; otherwise color will fade. Use the clorox 2 color safe bleach along with your detergent if you feel the need.

. . . And we'll give you the pleasure of doing it. Now, where are those whips and chains?

Hello Smurof - the answer is C. From what you describe, this masseur does not like to message on hair. If you decide to hit the gym and get body waxing, do it for YOU, not for him unless you really like this guy. I'm certain there are other masseurs for you to choose from who will be happy to message you in your current hairy state. As for the ear and nose hair you can easily treat that you self with a small moustache scissors if you don't like the electric razors and that will go a long way to improve your appearance.

Hello Hung Bill - please do tell us who this masseur is, if in NYC. He sounds wonderfully exciting. I dig that 'exploring the garden' phrase. I think he really wanted to get to those weeds! H-O-T.

Oh, now I've got to make me a message appointment with Jerry . . . Once we find out where he is!

EVdude - whose dick is limp? The Bigman's, Jerry's, Terry's, certainly not yours?

If this is so and I don't doubt you Tarte, then the Bigman has made a BIG mistake! That will leave us the bigger question . . . Where is Jerry? I have my way of finding out and solving this mystery. To be continued . . .

Really? This is BIG news from the BIGMAN on the male message front. Jimmy & Jerry will be quite the duo. I've not had the opportunity to try Jerry as yet but have wanted to since he has received high praise on the forum. He would have been the only reason for a return visit to East Men Spa. I had a bad experience there and vowed not to return and the location doesn't work for me anyway. BIGMAN - if you are a masseur at Hero, who shall we ask for if we want you? I'm sure you must include some emojis as part of your message.

Looks very hot! Let us know how it goes. CHEERS!

I second Tarte Gogo who is one of our esteemed Forum members. Jimmy will offer you a wonderfully tantalizing message. Make an appointment with him so you can be sure to get him. Let him know from the get go that you like a sensual message. Then get naked, mount the message table and enjoy the ride. Let us know how it goes.

I've had green and yellow zucchini and a combination of each but have never seen the likes of zucchini with this type of coloring. The green bulb at the head resembles that of a penis. They must be very tasty.

I'm in . . . Too bad you're on the west coast. I'd bring you a nice bottle to add to your collection. You sound like the cook to me. Hope you had a nice enjoyable Labor Day. CHEERS!

OZP - you bring up a very interesting perspective. Sometimes, I find that a private masseur is more of an introvert and almost on the shy side. On the other end of the spectrum, they can be highly sexual. Think about the dynamics. Guys will make an appointment to visit them in the privacy of their apartment and they get paid for seeing a willing male specimen shed their clothes, mount their message table and lay naked awaiting their hands to rub all over their body head to toe. To support this theory, I have heard of masseurs who when they get a serious BF, suddenly change their message techniques and remove certain services from their menu.

Hmmm . . . Makes me think of "When Harry Met Sally". I'll have to keep this in mind. Seems there's a skill and craft to everything. Your mindset holds true when getting it on full blown with a partner. The moans, groans and shaking raises the excitement for both participants. :rolleyes:

Oh my! It must be cause you have that "PhD" after your name or are you irresistible? We should all be so lucky.

Hi Paulvanl - you owe it to yourself to try it out. You must get some guidance from our forum members to insure a good experience. At some spas, they may be willing to message nude, if not for the full message then maybe for the grand finale. In some cases, you may have to visit the same masseur more than once in order to build a rapport and for them to trust you and get comfortable before shedding their clothes.

I can tell those 4 hands made the Bigman very happy x 15! Not sure if you took them home for dinner?

:rolleyes:

Oh, I like that. And especially Tarte Gogo whose name I am so fond of referring to me as a young'n (I wish!). Actually there was no intent to those capital letters. Sometimes, these phones have a mind of their own. They will even mispell words if you don't catch it. You guys are good!

Hey Bigman - did you hear the rumor that the Forum Administrator may begin to charge for the emojis?

Yes, I called 'Dave' last week to inquire about his message and price range. He made it quite clear to me that his price depends upon the 'services' that he offers. He was a niCE enough sounding guy that may be considered but my impression is that it's less about the message.

Yes, your portrayal makes perfect sense. Also, I realize that to maintain a friendship, each party must be a friend. It can't always be a one-way street where one person always does the calling to keep in touch. I have dear friends from all of life's journeys. There are some that I am friendly with to stay in touch and shoot the breeze and then there are those for whom I have a deeper friendship where you are in touch more frequently and tend to share more intimately and deeply. TruthBtold, as long as you are happy within yourself and don't feel lonely and in need of friends, it's all good. All of your posts are spot on and make such a valid point as you did here. Be well.

UWS LOOKING - have you been to Jimmy at Hero Spa? Should be in your territory as well.

Your description of the pecking order is quite precise to me. Nowadays, when using the term 'husband', it suggests married.