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Sit for a second with the feeling of repulsion that most of you have seemed to express about that guy's physique. What did that feel like? What went through your head? Was it a physical reaction? Now consider that since most of you are built like that dude it's likely the exact feeling your hot mid-twenties masseur gets when you show up and take off your clothes and jump on that table waiting for him to get all hot and bothered just because you're tossing $200 his way. HAPPY FRIDAY! Enjoy your next massage and tip well!

I’m 0.0 % surprised at the dog pile here, and just wanna put out to any of you naysayers:
 
the energy you put out into the universe is the energy you get back - think of that the next time someone makes you feel too old, too fat, not masc enough, not worthy of attention.

Sit for a second with the feeling of repulsion that most of you have seemed to express about that guy's physique. What did that feel like? What went through your head? Was it a physical reaction? Now consider that since most of you are built like that dude it's likely the exact feeling your hot mid-twenties masseur gets when you show up and take off your clothes and jump on that table waiting for him to get all hot and bothered just because you're tossing $200 his way. HAPPY FRIDAY! Enjoy your next massage and tip well!

Im actually somewhat surprised to see forum members dragging him through the mud. The same forum where members are asking escorts if they’re okay with them being overweight in a subsection over. Weird.
 
No, he does not fit the aesthetic of the RM brand, but in the event someone is into him (someone, somewhere is), where else is he to advertise?
 
Is it ambitious? Sure. But I’ve seen some equally (if not more) ambitious ads from escorts that most here would deem attractive.

He's not my cup of tea, either, but I am a bit saddened at the body and age shaming here. I am guessing that this guy is trying to sell an image of a dominant daddy type. He might have takers or might not, but I'm not going to insult him for trying. I have met some attractive younger men who are into the dominant daddy type and who are more focused on interpersonal dynamics than looks.

I'd love to know your formula and/or algorithm. LOL

https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/22947/
 
Watch out for this guy. He was nude with great bod but I think he was high as the proverbial kite when I saw him. He was talking a mile a minute about his travels and how he met this Indian guy in Bali with a giant cock that could hardly fit in his mouth. The massage started well enough. But halfway through, he laid on top of me for a long time making this snorting and groaning sound and felt like he was having an epileptic seizure. I had to ask him if he was alright. He slurred he was ok. At one point while he was rubbing my foot, he fell asleep half lying on the table and he was actually snoring. He pulled on my right arm so hard it actually hurt. He apologized. He tried the extras but I was so weirded out at this point that there was no way it`s gonna happen. I got dressed and got out of there in a hurry. My weirdest experience so far. LOL.

There's a worst massage ever thread somewhere around here that I feel like you should add this to! =)
 
Side note: your warning might go further if you are willing to edit the title of this thread to include the masseur name and/or city.

Seeing a client over in Venice today so I will probably drop by.

Seems like the whole purpose of this thread was just for Dale to feel better about putting down a client publicly. Odd behavior for someone who relies on positive word of mouth so heavily.

No refund for all reasons mentioned by others. But when you started mentioning the other parts of your history with this client, (hitting you up on Scruff, etc.)......it becomes clear that you really need to hit the "delete" button on him and stay FAR away. Do not respond to him via text, phone, etc. Just "ghost" him. He sounds like a nutcase and a future problem if you engage him in any way in the future.

Had he started by providing all the additional context that might be the case, but he held it back until the thread wasn't really going gangbusters in his direction, then he layers in the additional details to make the client look worse and worse and himself look better and better. It's manipulative and apparently most of you have fallen for it. What makes you think he won't do the exact same thing to you if you are his client?
 

 

 
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I want to feel more. =)

I believe it would be a Silver Alert at this point.

Oh my!!! I want to hear more.

If they can't take a joke... fuck 'em. Or better yet, don't fuck 'em. That's a better lesson.

NEWB. LOL

IT WAS A JOKE, GUYS! Hence the LOL

If you're in the mood for big dick, go for Bolden.
If you're in the mood for big dick, go for HazelXL.
If you're in the mood to have your hole destroyed, hire them both at the same time.

Did not know that. Thanks for the tip.
 
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You can use the "WATCH" button at the top right to follow without commenting FWIW.

Are you him, or just obsessed? Because you spend a lot of time on this site being his hype man.

You can use the "WATCH" button at the top right to follow without commenting FWIW.

One pic... 1st Red Flag for me.

We all see what you did there. LOL