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Weaksauce comment, dude. @MisterMike is cool AF and you appear to just be trolling.

I'm gonna be in Venice at lunch time, maybe a quick swing by Santa Monica is in order.

Looks like [uSER=20026]@Toonice2bgay[/uSER] either got the boot or blocked me. Did anyone figure out if it was actually Hank McCoy?

We all see what you did there. LOL

Looks like [uSER=20026]@Toonice2bgay[/uSER] either got the boot or blocked me. Did anyone figure out if it was actually Hank McCoy?

Looks like you already knew it was basically a bathhouse. This comment is from June 2018. LOL
 

We all see what you did there. LOL

Did he say "no asians" or is it your impression that each time a guy doesn't want to play with you it's because you're Asian? I mean I find Asians sexy but some are unattractive or not my type. Am I racist if I don't want to play with EVERY Asian? Sometimes what you got is not what somebody wants. It happens.

I'm a member at Burke Williams Santa Monica and every visit there is at least one super hot guy there.
 
Yesterday was no exception: a beautiful tan and toned guy who was very hung, and a dancer from Sweden I struck up a conversation with.
 
Oh, not to mention the four-way jerk fest in the steam room. But that's only happened once before. It's usually more miss than hit, but I've had a few hot sessions.
 
Maybe we should try to meet up sometime.

@big dale. The best way to get the Moderators attention is to send a report.

Ugh, I think I had a similar experience with the same guy. Couldn't wait to get out of there......he was a sweaty, gross mess with an over-inflated ego about his skills, ability and looks. Yuk!

I enjoy reading these, because some are downright hysterical, and others seem like the start to a really tragic Lifetime movie.
 
I posted this in a different thread about my worst massage.
 
My experience with xxxxx was likely one of the worst massage experiences I have ever had. I will stay short of giving a review, but will provide these highlights:

the house is at the end of a sketchy street, was pretty dark, a total mess and stunk of weed
he took photos of my feet and legs (and who knows what else?) with his phone while I was face down and unaware (allegedly for "comparison to show how great his technique is")
he told me it was $50 extra for him to work nude, but he was a sweaty, chubby mess with zero ability to get an erection
he would not stop talking the entire time, mostly about how awesome he was, and sort of making digs about my body "if you want to lose weight you could..." but I am thinner and more muscular than him. He was like a stereotype of someone flying high on cocaine.

In the follow-up to me posting that I started getting creepy voicemails from the provider on the google voice number I use to contact masseurs. Eventually I received a final call where the provider sounded very sorrowful, a little sniffly, and begged me to forgive and book another session for 25% off.

I had the exact same experience and would NEVER go back.

That's truly creepy. I wonder if he took photos of my feet without me knowing. I declined the "additional tip" for him to be nude, but everything else pretty much tracks with my experience (which is why I wouldn't agree to pay $50 for him to get naked. Not my type to begin with, and there's nothing sexy about a filthy home.) I think he was pissed that I declined the upsell.
 
He would not stop talking throughout the whole session, bouncing from topic to topic, it was like a movie portrayal of someone on cocaine. He never checked in on my comfort level, and more than once I told him to ease up on pressure and he essentially just explained why what he was doing was perfect form that nobody else can master.
 
His arrogance and inability to self-assess really stands in the way of him being the very thing he thinks he is... a competent, talented masseur.

there's a thread about those!

Dude looks crazy as fuck
 

Dude looks crazy as fuck
 

Weaksauce comment, dude. @MisterMike is cool AF and you appear to just be trolling.

That’s pretty ballsy dude. You should check the poster’s forum stats before making such a proclamation. @MisterMike is a long time contributor here.

If you're in the mood for big dick, go for Bolden.
If you're in the mood for big dick, go for HazelXL.
If you're in the mood to have your hole destroyed, hire them both at the same time.

If you're in the mood for big dick, go for Bolden.
If you're in the mood for big dick, go for HazelXL.
If you're in the mood to have your hole destroyed, hire them both at the same time.

If you're in the mood for big dick, go for Bolden.
If you're in the mood for big dick, go for HazelXL.
If you're in the mood to have your hole destroyed, hire them both at the same time.

Bolden for sure.

Beautiful cock and ass, bro.

Beautiful cock and ass, bro.