Gadfly22

Ha ha! This happens to me all the time at work! After I fix some problem the same people who asked for help say that the solution was "obvious". I usually reply - its always easy after someone tells you the answer. Now I will reference this story. Thanks!

What did the Arab cannibal say to the guy sitting next to him at dinner? A: Please pass the humans!

Anyone try balancing an egg upright? Today's the only day you're supposed to be able to do that. Actually I think that's an old wives tale, but I did it once when I was a kid.

Brumaire = frog month. Wasn't 18 Brumaire Bastille day on the revolutionary calendar? I thought I read that in "Murky Business" the Balzac novel. Balzac, BTW, is a great writer in addition to being a pun unworthy of even Dick Cavett!

$80 for an in call and for that you get a full hour massage or more. He doesn't start the clock till you are both naked and you are face down on the table. Fun extras too. Worth every penny.

Yes I texted him and both times were weekdays between noon and 5pm. If he's not available then I don't know when he would be. Could be he was sleeping one off . But I still would have appreciated a reply. I still like him but to me he's a nice to have not a need to have.

Woof! Someone who follows his travels let us know when he comes to the states! Has anyone had any luck getting with him? Tried twice this year - no reply either time.

Just curious but can vegans eat cum? It is an animal product after all. Only half joking.

For breakfast I had a toasted salt bagel with a schmear and chock full o'nuts coffee w/ half & half. No lunch. For dinner I'm having chicken fajitas. I found a great recipe for that on the web a few years ago. Not too difficult either. I know salt bagels are death to someone with hbp but I hadn't had one in like 30 years when I saw my local supermarket started making them fresh in the store a few months ago and I couldn't resist. Yum!

I think you guys only looked at pic #1, which looks at least several years old to me. Check out pics # 11, 13, & 18. You don't think that face looks at least 30 years old? I'd say that is being generous. He could easily pass for several years older than that IMO. To each his own, though.

He is gay and does outcalls. I had a nice chat with him (off the clock) before we got started. He's very friendly and doesn't mind answering questions. Not sure how far he will travel, though, as I went to his place.

I posted this in another thread but I'll re-post here FBO other Jersey guys looking for a good masseur. This guy is in central Jersey, near Rutgers, and gives an excellent massage that ends happily. https://www.adam4adam.com/profile/view/Philips24 Basically a very good, full hour therapeutic massage done nude with some sensual aspects, but if you coach him a little he will make it a more erotic experience. The H/E is part of the deal you don't have to ask for that. He's cute too and a super nice guy and his in-call rate is a real bargoon.

That is certainly the consensus opinion among "scholars". I, however, subscribe to the Costanza conjecture:

This thread reminds me of when I switched gyms from NYSC (where guys were definitely not prudish - saw a lot of skin) to another place and was shocked at how prudish the guys were. This is the first place that I saw guys actually showering in their underwear and using the towel ballet in a place where nudity is permitted. More surprising is that this place was in a Latin neighborhood; most of the guys were Latino - who I thought were culturally less prudish than Anglo's. Anyway there was this one guy who caught my eye, very cute, seemed friendly, no idea if he was gay, but I digress. Consistent with the prudishness of the place the showers were off in a corner and there was only one shower stall you could see from where the lockers were. This guy would always use that particular stall, leave the curtain open and face outward so you could get a full view. So one day I'm in there minding my business when I look over and see him all soaped up - what a dick this guy had, huge for a guy his height/weight. He catches me peeking, makes eye contact and puts on the biggest shit eating grin you ever saw. I'm a little scared being caught but kind of excited at the same time. What happened next still has me scratching my head. When he came back to the locker area his personality changed completely. He became shy, quiet, looked down, didn't smile, didn't talk, and most surprisingly he used the towel trick to put his boxer briefs on without having to show his junk! This pattern repeated itself several times after that. Turns out I never even spoke to the guy and still wonder today what the deal was. He was definitely younger and better looking than me but I didn't think so much so that it wasn't possible he might be interested (if he was even gay).

Not to drag this thread down to the lowest level but when I saw the subject, being the depraved person I am, it made me think of my one and only visit to Florence, about 15 years ago. I recall how shocked I was that so many of the statues of male figures were exceptionally well hung and some, if I am remembering correctly, seemed to have erections or at lest semi-s (I am not as confident about that memory). David was the exception to this. And I was totally not surprised that prudish American tourist books didn't mention this fact.

You don't look a day over 1800! Congrats!

Wow total cutie! According to his profile he's been on rent.men since the beginning of last year. Can't believe he hasn't been discussed here. And did you check out pic #14? Next to the iconic sign at Gunnison Beach in NJ! Might have to give him a try just for that!

Perfect way to describe El: strong yet gentle and very quiet, not into conversation but overall a wonderful experience. He says 1 hr 15 min and gives you every minute of that. Worth every penny and more. I don't know if his pics are recent but if so he looks even better than he did when he lived in NY. Super sensual experience from start to finish. My favorite part is when he greases up his hard body and slides up and down your front and back. And when I say hard I mean every part of his body is hard! It was very difficult to get a same day appointment with him when he lived in NY but I managed to see him 3 or 4 times while he was still here. Every session was amazing; he never disappoints. You guys in CA are lucky to have him!

Wickedboy! Get him while you can! https://rent.men/wickedboy

I see what he did. In his previous ad he said he was 28. When he changed it he subtracted 6 from his age and added it to his height. I'd make that trade too!

Total cutie and I love the fact that he doesn't over-exaggerate the size of his dick. And he's got all the right hashtags (at least the ones that push my buttons) KISSING MASSAGE CUDDLE BFE BOYFRIEND VERS Someone in NYC who's able to host please give him a try and let us know if he's real! He should be fairly easy to identify (even from a distance) with that tattoo on his right arm.

4 clients before lunch, Wow! He may not be a fitness model but he must be pretty fit! Just out of curiosity - how did you come to know this? Did he tell you? And out of even more curiosity - was he even able to get an erection? climax?

Well ok if you say so I doubt that. All this happened in Dec last year. He began his sentence in June. Are there character witnesses at parole hearings? We met on backpage your honor!

Have you ever checked out the outdoor gym at 9th street on South Beach? It's right near the gay block and always full of hotties showing off. Always wondered if they were displaying the goods for potential customers but never had the guts to actually talk to one of them.

I don't think I "fly" enough!