Gadfly22

Hey Siri give me some 25 cent words that I can use in a sentence! 🤣 😝 Rick Perry wants his glasses back! People with no sense of humor become so defensive when those they are debating not only destroy their arguments but make them look even more the fool with humor. Can you tell me why that is? I'm sure it had nothing to do with me. You just have a passion for teaching us yanks all the subtleties of Brit slang. P.S. That is called sarcasm. Another difficult concept for the comedically challenged.

Thanks for reminding me. Another sign of mental disease / no creativity is name calling when you have no intelligent reply. Cheers mate!

Repeating verbatim the same lame ass arguments that I so thoroughly refuted in my original reply is indicative of a either diseased mind, a stunning lack of creativity (or both!) And probably not surprisingly quite common on this forum. Oh wait I said that already. It must be catching! 🤣 Hey I found a pic of ur kitchen!

I'm only condescending when its richly deserved. And believe me in your case it is! When I don't know someone I usually give them the benefit of the doubt.

What do you mean making it easy for you. I wasn't even talking to you. Someone asked me what I do when I get a work related call and I answered. If you have a question ask and I'll answer if I'm able to.

Funny I was just thinking this is the only message I've posted today in which I haven't been condescending, but if you think so thanks I'll take it as a compliment!

Hey you got one right! Enlightened escorts: 1, bitter, unreasonable clients: 0! This is what educated people call a rhetorical question. Intelligent people often use them to make a point. Hey aren't you a Brit? You guys have a much better educational system than we do. Too bad you didn't take advantage of it.

Yeah really. You asked - I answered. It isn't whining unless its unsolicited. No I don't expect you to understand.

I have already answered this more than once in my previous posts so if I could trouble you to go back and look at them you will find the answer. I'm not going to keep repeating myself as so many others have been doing in this thread.

May I ask what century you are living in? Mobile phones are called mobile because they are......... wait for it.......... MOBILE! You can take them anywhere and talk to anyone........ any time. Imagine the concept! Of course if ur one of these people that has a single green rotary landline phone attached to the wall in ur kitchen that ur sitting next to waiting for people to call I do apologize. What if only 8 angels can dance on the head of a pin instead of 9? You can come up with an excuse for anything. But are you seriously going to tell me that when I text half a dozen guys (or more) over the course of a day and don't get a reply from any of them that they're all busy working on the Manhattan project? or that they are so considerate of their fellow shoppers that they can't stop and take literally a few seconds to shoot off a reply? or are you saying maybe that their "families" aren't aware of their "activities"? If that's the case I understand. I was in the closet for a long time so I'll do what I can to accommodate your choice but please don't make me jump through hoops. I could go on forever about how many times I've been kept waiting outside in sweltering heat / freezing cold for an hour or more because the provider's family or roommates were unaware of their profession and he had to sneak me in. (And no that factoid wasn't in his RM profile.) But I'm digressing. Applying Occam's razor to my original question I think it is much more likely that these guys are sketchy, messy as someone else said, not serious about their chosen profession, or inconsiderate a-holes.

What's the matter buddy? No reply to my question so you repeat the same drivel that I so completely obliterated in my original reply? Disappointed in you. Some advice: when you're in a hole, stop digging! Oh wait sorry I can't give you advice. That would be "telling you what to do".

OK that's a fair question. Let me explain in more detail. I text a guy at 10:00 am, wait a while, no response. Text another, guy, wait no response. Etc., etc. until 5 in the afternoon, still no response from anyone. That is what I mean when I say "unable to secure a meet up." Oh eventually I will get a reply from one or 2 - hours, even days after I've given up. Sometimes I reply. Sometimes I don't. This has happened to me many times since I began hiring. Keep telling me what a bad guy I am.

Thank you that's one I didn't think of. Flushing ur phone down the latrine is an acceptable excuse for not getting back to me quickly. Can someone keep a running list? 🤣

Well since I've had a cell phone with caller ID I generally do pick up when I get a call from a co-worker, even if its just to say sorry I can't talk now call me back in an hour (or whatever). OMG that was so haaaaaaard! And I do have an understanding with my co-workers under what circumstances it is and is not permissible to contact me outside of normal working hours. You can put the same info in your RM profile incl when you are on "vacation". But to answer your question - yes there have been times when I have not answered or replied to a work related call/text quickly. When that happens I accept and deal with the consequences (if any). I do not go running to social media whining, "They didn't give me 8 hours to replyyyyyyyy! That's not faaaaaaaaaair!"

Sorry to have to tell you this but the "moments notice" culture was created by the overwhelming majority of providers who have no desire to hear from you days (and sometimes even hours) in advance. Its an escorts world we clients just live in it. No I don't expect you to be available at the drop of a dime. I expect the courtesy of a prompt reply - and it doesn't have to be a War and Peace length novel! (as hard as that may be for you to believe!). Please do not conflate the two.

Well at least there's one of you that has it right!! 🤣 😝 But seriously can somebody tell me when as a society we became so bizarre and insular that it is considered "rude" or "entitled" to expect someone to pick up the phone when you call or to reply to a text message (especially when your livelihood depends on it)? Even if its a simple no - two letters N-O. I can't do that! Its haaaaaaaaaard!

I'd love to do this if it ever worked. Unfortunately its a complete waste of time. Sorry I know I'm repeating myself. 😓

To me this is LUDICROUS! When I plan on hiring someone I usually take the day off work so if you're waiting 8 hours for a reply that's the whole frickin day! What am I supposed to do - sacrifice one of my precious vacation days waiting for some guy to reply who's either completely booked or asleep at the wheel? Sorry. On days when I'm hiring I start texting between 10-11 am and I give a guy half an hour to reply and I consider this to be EXTREMELY generous and even then sometimes I'm unable to secure a meet up. (I usually like to have it all over and done with before rush hour.) And since this is "Ask an escort" can I ask the providers what possible (legit) reason could you have for not getting back to me in a timely fashion? I presume you all have a phone number that you use exclusively for "business" with a ringtone you recognize. The only thing I can think of is that you are with a client - but how often do you have clients between 10-11 in the morning? And if you are getting hundreds if inquiries a day why would you be offended that I'm messaging other guys when it wouldn't even be possible to see that many clients in a day?

My boss is an ignoramus and a reprobate but he cares very much about my well being. If it weren't for me he would have been sent packing years ago!

You know come to think of it I don't trust Capital One either. This happened so long ago I almost forgot but back in the day when you had to mail a check to pay your cc bill I had a Capital One card and whenever they got your check a day or 2 before the due date they would hold on to it till it was past due so they could charge you a late fee. This happened a couple of times with other banks but if I called and complained they would refund the fee. Capital one never did which led me to believe this shady practice was part of their business model. After the 3rd or 4th time I told them to go f themselves and cancelled the card. Has your experience with them been ok?

I don't trust Google either. 😜

My dad keeps getting letters either from Toyota or the dealer where he bought the car saying his warranty is about to expire and he needs to sign up (and pay) for "extended warranty protection." I tell him its a scam and to throw them in the trash.

Most of the big banks stopped offering this service "because of the proliferation of online providers who offer this service free of charge". I use privacy.com. Never had any problems. The only drawback is that the bank version worked like a real credit card - you have a month to pay the bill and you get whatever benefit you get (cash back, ff miles, etc.). Privacy.com works like a debit card - the money is instantly deducted from your linked bank account.

Whenever I buy anything online, even from a website I know is legit I use a virtual credit card number. You can set spending limits, make then single use, single vendor, and you can cancel the number instantly with the click of a mouse. Other nifty features too. Give it a try.