Rick Munroe

[ul][li]Cher - Take Me Home

[li]The Supremes - I'm Gonna Let My Heart Do The Walking

[li]Ashford and Simpson - Found a Cure

[li]Gap Band - You Dropped a Bomb on Me or Burn Rubber

[li]The Jacksons - Shake Your Body (Down to the Ground)

[li]Skyy - Call Me

[li]Rose Royce - Car Wash

[li]Foxy - Hot Number

[li]Secret Weapon - Must Be The Music[/ul]

and of course, how could I leave out:

Anything from The Ethel Merman Disco Album! :7

(Gee, I hope I get invited...I'm a great dancer, you know...especially if there's a podium to jump up on).

RE: Circle Jerk -

>Someone who stands inside a circle jerk, jerks off everyone in

>the circle, and sometimes gets cum shot on himself.

"Stands"? It's only fun if you kneel. }(

>but one good thing bout goin commando

>is...easy quick access!

And yet...easy quick access is like a birthday gift without the wrapping paper.

>how many of you "go commando"?

I like to see a hung (either in length or girth) guy in tight jeans or sweats, going commando & bangin' around. Gets my mouth watering. Personally, I prefer to wear briefs because that way, there's more to undress and I love any kind of secuction.

RE: Santa's Little Helper

>The complete collection of Brittney Spears action figures for Rick.

That is so sweet...but...what will I do with TWO complete collections of Britney dolls? That's twice as many to have to hide from Derek.

>A trip to anywhere Rick Munroe and Derek will be.

Well, I guess we'd better choose someplace nice. How embarrassing would it be if we were at Boston Market when Santa decides to give you your gift?

>Santa, I want a trip to New York

>and Rick Munroe's Ass on my face.

Sounds like I'd get what I want, too. How thoughtful of you not to be selfish at this time of year. :*

>And Santa,since I've been such a good boy this year(yea

>right) throw in Derek's cum on the side.

I don't know if "throw" is a good word to use. Does Old Faithful "throw"?

>Could you go and sit on this lap and ask him

>real nice for me?

Depending on what's in his red pants, I might not ever get up. }(

>This has to be the saddest list of music I have ever read.

>The only thing left to decide is who has the least amount of

>taste the clients or the escorts.

LOL There's something to be said for someone who comes to a prostitution-themed website to critique the music lists.

Hopefully we can provide "happier" lists for you in the future. :+

My workout minidisc has: Elvis Costello, Patti Smith, Janet Jackson, the Go-Go's, Sheryl Crow and P!nk.

Fuck, I bet I shouldn't have responded to this. In another thread, someone wrote that we give away too much info on here & that it's made hiring escorts seem less mysterious, less dangerous. I wonder if that applies to knowing what music we like. OK, never mind...my disc is blank, as am I.

>Once we've established some

>kind of repoire.

Is that French for "rapport"?

How could I ignore a rimming thread? ;-) I never rim but live to get it done to me. I think most tops enjoy (or at least are open to) being rimmed. A top rimming a bottom is theoretically getting it ready to fuck, but when it's the other way around, it takes on a very hot subservient aspect...it's another way of servicing.

You're right about not wanting to get specific on the phone. The safest thing to do is just to wait until you meet...unfortunately, I don't think there's really a way for you to find out in advance without getting graphic!

The most conscientious escorts have regular testicular fluoride injections to ensure that their loads are not only tasty, but promote good dental health, as well. I don't do it, tho...call me a selfish pig.

Thanks to Will and Red for their kind words (I enjoy their wit, as well), but I must say I find it a bit insulting when I hear how surprised a client is that I have a brain "too." Is it the general consensus that we escort because we have little to offer society, and couldn't make it doing anything involving thought? There are many reasons we choose to escort...and I do mean "choose." It's not always a last resort or an act of desperation.

I thought that when Suzanne Somers published her poetry, the world finally realized that bimbos can be deep. Oh, well...maybe when Britney Spears writes an "advice for girls" column for the Wall Street Journal.