relax man
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relax man reacted to BigNoiseDallas in Drew in Tampa
No, I wouldn't. For those of us who live in metropolitan areas, there are other providers who meet the hot/sexy/touchy-feely masseur criteria and NOT be a hot Christian conservative who is MAGA. I'm not handing my hard-earned money to someone who supports a "party" who wants to take away some hard-earned rights.
I got the joke, BTW -- you should have added a Ford F-150 or F-250, LOL.
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relax man reacted to south_king in Latino circumcised bottoms - the near impossible find
I agree, if you’re paying you have the right to see it all. My point is saying that you’re “grossed-out” by uncut dicks. That’s a gross comment. But if you guys don’t see the problem, you do you 🤷🏽♂️
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relax man reacted to south_king in Latino circumcised bottoms - the near impossible find
Imagine being grossed-out by a natural penis that hasn’t been mutilated… some of you are so weird. And calling it a “preference” or how you’re “wired” to hide prejudices is the worst thing you can do.
Honestly, do you guys ever go out and meet other men in the real world? Before making out with someone do you ask if they’re circumcised or not?
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relax man reacted to EastbayMike in Carlos new in West Hollywood
Bottoms aren't allowed to act "manly?"
Only "sissies" can bottom?
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relax man got a reaction from KyleSmith4 in Let's Talk Massages: Keepin' It Real!
I have no words. No wait, yes I do.
You nasty. You nasty and you lazy. You could have just excused yourself and gone to the restroom, but you’re so entitled that you expected the masseur to just be totally ok with having to smell your fart. And then you have the nerve to act like you’re the one who’s been wronged.
Seriously, you nasty.
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relax man reacted to KeepItReal in NYC Newbie Niconice
I would not recommend. Will request a deposit and then block you. Waste of time.
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relax man reacted to njr47 in TurcoMan in Los Angeles
there's some suggestion here that this guy doesn't really like older, less "perfect" men. I'm old and fat, and he was sweet, passionate and just right for me
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relax man got a reaction from lbnkhi in Alex in Vegas (New)
He is great. One of the best in Las Vegas. My own personal experience is that he seemed a little aloof at first, but he warms up and the friendliness starts to show through. I think he just struggles with English a bit. At any rate, highly recommended.
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relax man got a reaction from Yoyohey in Alex in LA: 44580
Not recommended. Underwhelming in every way. The table is in a very small tight space that he can barely walk around. The massage consisted of repetitive half-hearted strokes. Mechanical, uninterested HE, and he literally walked away and started getting dressed the second the ending started.
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relax man reacted to Hey_Jay in Alex in LA: 44580
I agree! No massage skills other than being nice! Pictures are accurate and yeah really tight space! He could’ve set it up in the living area but I wasn’t sure maybe there’s no much space in there too! One timer for me
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relax man got a reaction from chadLA in Alex in LA: 44580
Not recommended. Underwhelming in every way. The table is in a very small tight space that he can barely walk around. The massage consisted of repetitive half-hearted strokes. Mechanical, uninterested HE, and he literally walked away and started getting dressed the second the ending started.
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relax man got a reaction from fs12395 in Alex in LA: 44580
Not recommended. Underwhelming in every way. The table is in a very small tight space that he can barely walk around. The massage consisted of repetitive half-hearted strokes. Mechanical, uninterested HE, and he literally walked away and started getting dressed the second the ending started.
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relax man reacted to themsg in Zemir on PDX/SEA
Zemir on RentMasseur
RENTMASSEUR.COM View my profile on RentMasseur.com Anyone try?
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relax man got a reaction from + Vegas_Millennial in Alex in Vegas (New)
He is great. One of the best in Las Vegas. My own personal experience is that he seemed a little aloof at first, but he warms up and the friendliness starts to show through. I think he just struggles with English a bit. At any rate, highly recommended.
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relax man got a reaction from GTC404 in Let's Talk Massages: Keepin' It Real!
If you have time to casually announce that you’re going to cut the stilton, you have time to get up and use the restroom. Nobody’s saying people don’t fart; just be respectful of other people. It’s not your place to decide for others whether they should be ok with having to smell your rank internal organ odor. Massage therapists didn’t sign up for that.
I’m still in total disbelief that the OP thinks it was the masseur’s reaction that killed the mood, and not his proclamation of flatulence.
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relax man reacted to abcdzyx in ryanwest LA
^Just took the bait. I should have listened to those who shared the negative reviews. Don’t go for it. Not worth it even with the price. Everything’s mechanical and my body is more painful now than it is feeling good. Note: i’m also a decent looking guy in my 20s. I guess he’s really like that to everybody.
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relax man reacted to RubMyThighs in Hot latin masseurs in los angeles?
Oy. Just PM the dude. We don’t all need to read these messages.
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relax man reacted to SamMiller213 in Leonardo in Vegas
Saw him again for a basic massage. Massage is very good and he’s a beautiful man but a complete tease. Leg massage goes right to the point of no return as he tries very hard to tease you and then the massage ends. Quoted $300 extra to help me get off 😂
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relax man reacted to CuriousByNature in Anyone Hire Kevin in LA?
For a moment I wondered why you'd rather go shopping for cookware. Got mixed up between Burke Williams and Williams Sonoma. $185 at Williams Sonoma won't get you much either.
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relax man reacted to JackNYC in NYC - Massage Parlors w/ Older Masseurs
Again, that’s not what it’s about. Not a single person has blamed P_A for preferences or market dynamics. And unless I’m missing something, nobody has expressed any neediness or victim mentality. People are just trying to call out and hopefully reduce some lame, immature troll-like behavior. Anyway, this is just a circular conversation at this point, so I’m out. ✌️
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relax man reacted to JackNYC in NYC - Massage Parlors w/ Older Masseurs
No, that’s not what happened or why people are upset. The fact that older masseurs are not part of the standard business massage parlor model was actually acknowledged by the original poster which is why he was asking for some exceptions that may have some older masseurs on staff.
You replied with a crass restaurant analogy that was basically a false equivalency; nobody wants old food and clearly many people reading the forum prefer older masseurs for a variety of reasons, regardless of whether or not you think it’s a fetish. Then you doubled down with more immature, inflammatory comments (“stale bread” “old-man fetish” etc), and insisted you that all you did was state a “FACT.”
To put it more simply, you yucked somebody’s yum, and that’s just lame, unproductive, and not in the spirit of the forum.
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relax man reacted to thelovebroadcast in NYC - Massage Parlors w/ Older Masseurs
Thanks so much! I really love Masseur Finder and the others. I hope the implications in my original post showed that I do know finding an older guy in a parlour is rare, which is why I decided to create a topic listing to do a broader search to see if anyone has specific experience with older guys at any of the parlors (they do). It's not lost on me that most older guys also probably care more about their reputation and are smart enough to want to keep their own money (which is something younger guys aren't thinking through just yet). This is the same reason why younger guys are more prevalent in porn, but it also speaks to the larger demand of people who prefer to look at and pretend to be adored by youthful looking people. One doesn't need to do too deep of a dive to recognize why this is, specifically in America.
Anyway, to everyone who has messaged, thank you. Keep messaging me and I'll post regular updates.
And to @pubic_assistance -- I hope you understand that when you're talking within your community of other gay men (or queer, however you want to identify this group), you should recognize that our bond is special and should be protected. To liken older people to stale bread, old food, or just a fetish is so beyond insulting to the people who quite literally had to fight for their lives to exist. They are beautiful and should be respected, not made fun of. It saddens me you can't see this.
Maybe you're afraid of growing old, maybe you resent being older, I don't know. But whatever it is, I hope you can try and heal whatever is inside of you that makes you feel entitled to be negative. I hope that when/if you are older, you will be shown love and respect by people of all ages.