relax man

? ? ? Comedy gold.

@Wolfer, it sounds like you've assessed the situation pretty well. The masseur sounds like someone who is basically just looking to monetize his sex life. If he was interested in some kind of relationship with you, he wouldn't be charging you for it. Nothing wrong with continuing to see him; just be clear with yourself that you're paying him for sex, and don't let your expectations exceed the reality. Good luck.

Friendly guy, but very light massage. Nude and some play at the end. I haven’t felt compelled to return.

I have not seen these providers, but I generally consider the word "rub" anywhere in an ad to be a minor red flag. I take it as a hint that the technical aspects of the massage will be lacking.

How do you expect to be taken seriously when you say something this ridiculous, not to mention stunningly offensive to the dead and survivors alike? Spare us the gaslighting and just say you don't give a shit what happens to anyone else and that you're going to do whatever you feel like doing.

Why on earth would he not meet any client more than once, and why wouldn't one interpret that as a huge red flag?

Ahhh, it's the old "I can say whatever unsolicited nonsense I want, but you're hysterical and overreacting if you express an opinion about what I said". Good stuff. I'll just point out that you were neither asking nor answering a question, so I'll politely decline your advice.

Dale, I enjoy a lot of your posts, but you're off base on this one and I don't really understand the point. You're telling those of us who have read the book and like it that you don't understand why we like the book since you don't like the book's cover. Obviously, to each his own. Nobody is for everybody. I could list 100 reasons why Mark is easily among the absolute best in L.A. and how I could 100% fall in love with Mark if we were meeting in a different context, but that's me doing me. You do you. P.S. - I find the cover as spectacular as everything else about the experience.

bump... any try Manuel?

Incredibly handsome guy, B massage. I would repeat if the price tag was a bit lower.

Yep, bingo, that's the pattern.

Is this a joke?

Anyone have any experience with Stylistbarber? https://rentmasseur.com/Stylistbarber

Anyone have any intel on Francisco Javier? https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/40603/

Thanks for the feedback!

bump... anyone met with William?

You know you can just PM someone directly yourself, right? You don't need to ask them in the forum to PM you.

I haven't seen him, but I think he's been using those pics for at least a decade.

I've never seen him, but isn't he the one who wants guys to bite his nipples?

Damn poor people, always ruining everything for the rest of us by existing and eating.

hahahahahahahaha, awesome

Why would you tell the masseur to answer the phone during a massage? You sure seem to know a lot of things from your regular guy's point of view. It's almost like you are him. Eerie.

Has anyone seen Mario in Palm Springs?

A year or two ago... zero personality, technically mediocre, no sensuality, clothes stayed on. YMMV obviously, but I found the whole thing boring and a waste of my time.

hahaha, you're not wrong ?