relax man

Anyone have any experience with Alexander in Ventura? https://rentmasseur.com/deepintuitive

Anyone have experience with Ivan in San Antonio? https://rentmasseur.com/Handtoskin

Bump… in San Antonio now

As opposed to all the charitable non-profits giving out free massages with happy endings to the community?

Anyone get around to trying him?

He did porn?!

I’m surprised there is no feedback here on Ali yet

bump... anybody?

Has anyone met with Thiago in Las Vegas? https://rentmasseur.com/HAIRY_Carioca

@Massageislife Did the explanation pass the smell test?

Anyone have any experience with Casper? His pics look familiar, but I couldn't find anything in search. Maybe he's had a name change.... https://rentmasseur.com/Casperx

Difficult to schedule and takes several days to respond to a text message. When I finally got something scheduled with him, he ended up flaking. Next...

I have not seen him, but I had a text exchange with him pre-pandemic which left me with a bad taste in my mouth. His sensual massage is basically therapeutic, and he charges $250 for 60 minutes erotic. When I said that was too high for me, he asked me for a pic, and I noped out. Then he told me that he was using an app to try and find a picture of me, and he found a hot straight guy that matched my name, and if that was me, he'd be willing to charge just $150. I had stopped responding at that point, and then he added that he had better things to do anyway. ?‍♂️

? ? ? Comedy gold.

@Wolfer, it sounds like you've assessed the situation pretty well. The masseur sounds like someone who is basically just looking to monetize his sex life. If he was interested in some kind of relationship with you, he wouldn't be charging you for it. Nothing wrong with continuing to see him; just be clear with yourself that you're paying him for sex, and don't let your expectations exceed the reality. Good luck.

Friendly guy, but very light massage. Nude and some play at the end. I haven’t felt compelled to return.

I have not seen these providers, but I generally consider the word "rub" anywhere in an ad to be a minor red flag. I take it as a hint that the technical aspects of the massage will be lacking.

How do you expect to be taken seriously when you say something this ridiculous, not to mention stunningly offensive to the dead and survivors alike? Spare us the gaslighting and just say you don't give a shit what happens to anyone else and that you're going to do whatever you feel like doing.

Why on earth would he not meet any client more than once, and why wouldn't one interpret that as a huge red flag?

Ahhh, it's the old "I can say whatever unsolicited nonsense I want, but you're hysterical and overreacting if you express an opinion about what I said". Good stuff. I'll just point out that you were neither asking nor answering a question, so I'll politely decline your advice.

Dale, I enjoy a lot of your posts, but you're off base on this one and I don't really understand the point. You're telling those of us who have read the book and like it that you don't understand why we like the book since you don't like the book's cover. Obviously, to each his own. Nobody is for everybody. I could list 100 reasons why Mark is easily among the absolute best in L.A. and how I could 100% fall in love with Mark if we were meeting in a different context, but that's me doing me. You do you. P.S. - I find the cover as spectacular as everything else about the experience.

bump... any try Manuel?

Incredibly handsome guy, B massage. I would repeat if the price tag was a bit lower.

Yep, bingo, that's the pattern.

Is this a joke?