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Sounds like part of a very intriguing rentman ad.

I'm surprised nobody said a clean but sweaty butt and a couple of salty nuts.

Considering that Sweden never went into Covid lockdown and had a much higher death rate than neighboring countries, I'm just thrilled that these septuagenarians are still around and looking decent and that they sounded so good after 40 years.

The administrators of this site are obviously malicious sadists intent on sabotaging my (and others') fight against diabetes. Now they're throwing rainbow sprinkles at us!

She hadn't been seen in public in 5 or 6 years, so she was probably in sharp decline during that time. I wonder if anything else will be talked about on the next new episode of THE VIEW.

She ain't really performing anymore, but 77 year old Jaclyn Smith looks great whilst exercising with her hubby.

not even close

As did you.

Obviously you were spawning.

The suspected face of notorious serial killer Jack the Ripper has finally been revealed after police made a chilling discovery while trawling through old archives. While the true identity of the infamous murderer has never been discovered, the only known facial composite of the killer has now been shared. Among dozens of artifacts, the face was found etched into the handle of a wooden walking stick, which was owned by the police officer who spent years attempting to catch him. Scotland Yard Detective Frederick Abberline was removed from the case in 1889 after failing to find Jack the Ripper, who terrorized the streets of London’s East End. The chilling image is the only reported facial composite of the killer, whose identity remains a mystery more than a century later. For years, the wooden cane artifact had been stored at the Police College in Bramshill, Hampshire, UK and was feared lost when the institution was shut down in 2015. Thankfully, it was rediscovered by staff searching through memorabilia at the College of Policing’s headquarters in Ryton, West Midlands. Now Jack the Ripper’s face has gone on display to highlight advancements in police technology to recruits. A College of Policing spokesperson said two staff unearthed it when trawling through artifacts placed into storage following Bramshill’s closure. “Finding this cane was an exciting moment for us,” the college’s content creator Antony Cash said. “Jack the Ripper is one of the biggest and most infamous murder cases in our history and his crimes were significant in paving the way for modern policing and forensics as it caused police to begin experimenting with and developing new techniques as they attempted to try and solve these murders, such as crime scene preservation, profiling and photography. “This walking cane is such a fascinating artifact which represents such a historically significant time in policing. The cane was gifted to Abberline after he was taken off the case. He retired from the Metropolitan Police in 1892 after 30 years of service, and died in 1929 without ever knowing Jack the Ripper’s real identity. He looks like an actor; I just can't think of whom. https://nypost.com/2022/12/29/jack-the-ripper-only-known-facial-composite-found-in-archives/

was something else on your mind when you added the second post?

Is Lorenzo Lamas morphing into Kenny Rogers? (the dead singer, not the retired pitcher)

Hershey being sued over alleged chocolate containing heavy metals alleged chocolate? If you eat too much do you get allegedly fat?

At the play “Death of a Salesman” at the Hudson Theatre on 44th Street, an unruly ticket buyer’s shouts and erratic behavior interrupted the performance, forcing star Wendell Pierce of “The Wire” to try to reason with the heckler from the foot of the stage. “He patiently & heroically pleaded with her to leave peacefully despite her insistence that she should be carried out forcefully (she was eventually escorted out by police),” said Instagram user Rubinbooty. The producers said in a statement to The Post: “We’re grateful to the entire team at the Hudson Theatre for working together to resolve the situation and resume the performance as quickly as possible.” Others in attendance said the woman, wearing a fur coat, was acting bizarrely and disruptively throughout Act 1 of the three-hour play, bothering those around her. They added it appeared as though she and her companion were headed for the door after intermission. Instead, she decided attention must be paid — to her. Cops arrived soon after the woman began her rant and the audience applauded. “A little while later she starts screaming at the top of her lungs that she wasn’t leaving and if she couldn’t see the rest of the show neither would anyone else,” said Reddit user Toss182. The show was stopped, the house lights were brought up and, in a video of the incident posted on Twitter, 59-year-old Pierce, who plays Willy Loman in Arthur Miller’s classic drama, can be seen speaking to the brazen woman who was standing in the middle of the front row. Another ticket buyer claimed the unknown audience member started demanding her money back and that Pierce suggested that the ushers give her cash to calmly end the outburst. When that didn’t work, cops arrived on the scene to enthusiastic applause, putting an end to the one-woman-show. Once the wannabe diva was removed from the theater, the unshaken Pierce began the Act 2 scene from the top. https://nypost.com/2022/12/28/a-rowdy-shouting-woman-stopped-broadways-death-of-a-salesman/ He was Meghan Markle's daddy on SUITS, you know! feel free to post entitled diva jokes below

I'm enjoying the final season of MANIFEST.

Sadly, I am VERY proficient at this hobby, having honed my skills throughout my life.

We found tickets for all of Mandy Patinkin's 2023 shows. Some are under $80 Mandy Patinkin has seven concerts on his upcoming "Being Alive" tour with pianist Adam Ben-David. We found tickets for all shows. Nooooooooooooo!!!

What you should have done is ask Santa for a new one for Xmas when you were sitting on his lap at the mall getting your picture taken.

Gov. Kristi Noem gets flamethrower as Christmas gift from staff I guess she's REALLY into toasting marshmallows!

I don't want to make you jealous, but I've had about 25 MRIs (I've lost count of the actual figure) and have been told several times that I'm a great subject because I never move. Taking MRIs is my one great talent in life. I'm guessing you'd never want to use a geiger counter or compass around me.

I guess I unknowingly posted about you in that previous thread: The satisfaction of giving somebody else pleasure, and seeing their face (and hearing their sounds) knowing you're the one causing it? Or the competitive fire you feel being the biggest slut at the glory hole that night, losing count of the amount you have serviced? Or feeding your fantasy of being known as the male Linda Lovelace? Or all of the above?

My cost was driving into Manhattan to rent videos in Greenwich Village or Times Square (before they ruined it by closing all the video stores) then schlepping back a day or two later to return them after copying them.

Not for the last year+ since I got a ROKU, but I've seen every episode 100+ times except a few I can live without in the 30 years since it went into syndication. It's pretty much always been on for 2 hours twice a day, and at times thrice. So I remember all the punchlines and can google the specific dialogue.

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