SuperJunior

"You seem normal."

Ridiculous! Any escort who would say that is one to run away from fast. He has no idea of the importance of relationship building with clients. When he starts asking for extra money for things that are generally part of a sexual encounter, in my view, he is not respecting the client.

I think clients say the darnedest things too:
 
When it's late - "It's 2am, how soon can you get here?"
When it is literally too late - "Does it hurt when I bite it like this?"
How to kill a boner - "I could be your dad!"

Somewhat different, but the first escort I ever hired showed up with a leg cast covered by a plastic bag.

I had a duo massage session with a couple guys who had a female roommate. At one point (maybe when we were switching from the massage room to their bedroom; this was a fun session), one of the guys yelled to the roommate "Are you going to shut your bedroom door?"

"My license was suspended my girlfriend drives me to appointsments can she come in and watch One Tree Hill? (she won't disturb us)"

My new favorite escort asked me the other day, somewhat out of the blue, “have you ever tried edible underwear?" Since I didn’t even know there was such a thing, I replied, “No, I can’t say that I have.” He then advised firmly, “Well don’t do it, it’s a complete mess!”
 
Make a note of it people.

When he's done look at him and say: "Hummm.... Maybe 50 more."
 
http://media.gettyimages.com/videos/young-man-athlete-doing-push-ups-street-fitness-gym-exercises-and-video-id546649378?s=640x640

Some gems here (including a few from the client side).
 

 

 

 
Yeah, it seems to me that an escort who refuses to make out after getting eaten out is tacitly expressing a lack of confidence in his pre-session nether region hygiene. Rather than a blanket 'I don't kiss after gettin' rimmed,' I'd hope escorts who are not comfortable with that prospect would find the politesse to bring up in advance whether a client they are otherwise cool mackin' with post-buttmunch would mind freshening up their lips/mouth/tongue post-rim and pre-muggin'.
 
A wee bit awkward to broach with a first-time client perhaps, but IMO preferable to the buzz kill of either asking a client to do so after he's been rimming me or saying a flat no.
 
I think Austin Powers' thoughts on the subject apply all around: "I know before I'm on the job I like to give my undercarriage a little, "How's your father?""

I was with two guys who are a romantic couple. I think they're married. One guy was super hung and he fucked me really hard. I've never been pounded like that. When he was done, I rolled over and asked his partner "Do you take that on a regular basis?" He rolled his eyes and said "Not so regular."

Wow. Three bumps and no grind!! Alas!!

Yes. Please. Pretty please. With me on top.

No problem. I thought I'd misread the posts. :-)

Lordy. That makes him even hotter.

Isn't this thread from a guy looking for short men? Sorry. Perhaps I misunderstood.

This guy looks great.
 
https://rentmen.com/Rafaellords

Rafael is definitely my kind so gotta get on his list. I find they try harder.

I hope you did not take it as a criticism. I should have put a smiley face next to what I said. I meant it half jokingly but a short guy can give a hell of a blow job.

Where do we find him?

Thanks! I saw Roberto twice, about 12 or 13 years ago. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
But the one you mention who really piques my interest is Anthony. Just that one photo of him makes me sit up straighter. Mmm.

I'm visiting NY next week for my birthday and I'd like to mark it with an indulgent session with a new, hot, skilled masseur. Would love your collective input. First and foremost, I like a skilled massage. Second, the man must be masculine and muscled. Third, I enjoy a lot of teasing and tension-building during the massage (major thigh work) and, ultimately, some hot mutual play --but no f***ing.
 
Rob remains my North Star: https://www.masseurfinder.com/mobile/listings/view/muscledmasseur/
 
I've been to him many times and will again but I'd love your recommendations on an alternate experience. I haven't been to Eli but he strikes me as cold from his photos -- what can I say: I go for mensches, even for massage. Perhaps I should try Pasha?

You are correct SJ, I am the OP and this thread is devoted to sexy shorties. Thanks to this exchange I hired Mr. MattBig. Rafael is not my kind, but he definitely is in this thread scope. The search is always open.

This guy looks great.
 
https://rentmen.com/Rafaellords

Isn't this thread from a guy looking for short men? Sorry. Perhaps I misunderstood.