Wow. What a bunch of prissy pants ya'll are. I just got back from my AMAZING massage at the E11th place with Jorge and so glad I didn't cancel after reading the previous posts. It's a crappy basement apartment, yes, but from the description I expected rats and cockroaches running around and piles of trash in the corners. The massage room itself is clean and fine and, since it is a basement apartment, I like how dark it got once he turned down some lights for the massage. I found it very erotic, TBH (not to mention the massage itself).
So, yea, if you are expecting a 5 star massage studio at the Ritz, don't go. But it's not as bad as it's been made out to be.