One has in fact spent some days aboard the yacht of one Howard Lorber https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Lorber which he marvelously named the U$ELE$$.
Oh! Sorry. Cartoon: Satan begs God to let him create just one thing, God finally says okay -- result is the goose.
(Image displays on my phone & laptop -- the NSA must be tapping some of your bandwidth. )
...Who stuffed his ass
With broken glass
And circumcised the vicar!
From a niche in the Church of St. Giles
Came a scream that resounded for miles.
'Oh, my goodness gracious!'
Cried Father Ignatius.
'How was I to know the bishop had piles?'
No, I went to No Parking up there before it closed down, and had a great time. Got taken home by another patron. Now very similar scene at Castro I hear, in fact some staff etc went over to Castro. If you go, report back!