15 great William Shakespeare insults which are better than swearing
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1. Villain, I have done thy mother
2. Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog!
3. Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish!
4. Thou art a boil, a plague sore
5. Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon
6. Would thou wouldst burst!
7. The rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended nostril
8. Poisonous bunch-backed toad!
Etc.: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/23/15-great-william-shakespeare-insults-which-are-better-than-swear/