Dmitri

On one of my very first massage sessions I went to this guy's apartment, and it was VERY memorable. When he showed me to the massage room, we had to walk thru the kitchen. His roommate was in his boxers at the sink washing dishes and nodded and said hello. His roommate was HOT with a bulge in his boxers. I then reached the massage room and stripped and got on the table. The masseur was also naked, and the massage was very good. A few times he brushed up against me and I could tell he was hard, but I was to nervous to do anything. At one point I heard his roommate at the door asking my masseur if he could lend a hand. (?) They asked if I would mind, and of course I said sure, he could help. (my first 4 hands) I do work out alot, and am very muscular, and they both started massaging me, both of them naked, commenting on my muscular body. Before I knew it, I had 2 large erect cocks in my face, and I took turns sucking each of them. They were both super huge...easily 9" each. The roommate then asked if I would mind if he stood on the massage table and shoot on me. (Of course I wanted that!) So he did....a huge load. He then climbed off the table and then my masseur asked if he could fuck me. I was now super horny after all this, and he bent me over the table and rammed me hard and fast for 5 minutes, pulled out, and shot all over my ass. All this time I was stroking myself, and came right as he was shooting on my ass. We were all wiped out, and went to their bed and laid around for about 20 minutes talking about the whole thing. We all laughed and said it was better than any porn film we had ever seen. How could I ever forget this massage? Very memorable!

On one of my very first massage sessions I went to this guy's apartment, and it was VERY memorable. When he showed me to the massage room, we had to walk thru the kitchen. His roommate was in his boxers at the sink washing dishes and nodded and said hello. His roommate was HOT with a bulge in his boxers. I then reached the massage room and stripped and got on the table. The masseur was also naked, and the massage was very good. A few times he brushed up against me and I could tell he was hard, but I was to nervous to do anything. At one point I heard his roommate at the door asking my masseur if he could lend a hand. (?) They asked if I would mind, and of course I said sure, he could help. (my first 4 hands) I do work out alot, and am very muscular, and they both started massaging me, both of them naked, commenting on my muscular body. Before I knew it, I had 2 large erect cocks in my face, and I took turns sucking each of them. They were both super huge...easily 9" each. The roommate then asked if I would mind if he stood on the massage table and shoot on me. (Of course I wanted that!) So he did....a huge load. He then climbed off the table and then my masseur asked if he could fuck me. I was now super horny after all this, and he bent me over the table and rammed me hard and fast for 5 minutes, pulled out, and shot all over my ass. All this time I was stroking myself, and came right as he was shooting on my ass. We were all wiped out, and went to their bed and laid around for about 20 minutes talking about the whole thing. We all laughed and said it was better than any porn film we had ever seen. How could I ever forget this massage? Very memorable!

On one of my very first massage sessions I went to this guy's apartment, and it was VERY memorable. When he showed me to the massage room, we had to walk thru the kitchen. His roommate was in his boxers at the sink washing dishes and nodded and said hello. His roommate was HOT with a bulge in his boxers. I then reached the massage room and stripped and got on the table. The masseur was also naked, and the massage was very good. A few times he brushed up against me and I could tell he was hard, but I was to nervous to do anything. At one point I heard his roommate at the door asking my masseur if he could lend a hand. (?) They asked if I would mind, and of course I said sure, he could help. (my first 4 hands) I do work out alot, and am very muscular, and they both started massaging me, both of them naked, commenting on my muscular body. Before I knew it, I had 2 large erect cocks in my face, and I took turns sucking each of them. They were both super huge...easily 9" each. The roommate then asked if I would mind if he stood on the massage table and shoot on me. (Of course I wanted that!) So he did....a huge load. He then climbed off the table and then my masseur asked if he could fuck me. I was now super horny after all this, and he bent me over the table and rammed me hard and fast for 5 minutes, pulled out, and shot all over my ass. All this time I was stroking myself, and came right as he was shooting on my ass. We were all wiped out, and went to their bed and laid around for about 20 minutes talking about the whole thing. We all laughed and said it was better than any porn film we had ever seen. How could I ever forget this massage? Very memorable!

On one of my very first massage sessions I went to this guy's apartment, and it was VERY memorable. When he showed me to the massage room, we had to walk thru the kitchen. His roommate was in his boxers at the sink washing dishes and nodded and said hello. His roommate was HOT with a bulge in his boxers. I then reached the massage room and stripped and got on the table. The masseur was also naked, and the massage was very good. A few times he brushed up against me and I could tell he was hard, but I was to nervous to do anything. At one point I heard his roommate at the door asking my masseur if he could lend a hand. (?) They asked if I would mind, and of course I said sure, he could help. (my first 4 hands) I do work out alot, and am very muscular, and they both started massaging me, both of them naked, commenting on my muscular body. Before I knew it, I had 2 large erect cocks in my face, and I took turns sucking each of them. They were both super huge...easily 9" each. The roommate then asked if I would mind if he stood on the massage table and shoot on me. (Of course I wanted that!) So he did....a huge load. He then climbed off the table and then my masseur asked if he could fuck me. I was now super horny after all this, and he bent me over the table and rammed me hard and fast for 5 minutes, pulled out, and shot all over my ass. All this time I was stroking myself, and came right as he was shooting on my ass. We were all wiped out, and went to their bed and laid around for about 20 minutes talking about the whole thing. We all laughed and said it was better than any porn film we had ever seen. How could I ever forget this massage? Very memorable!

On one of my very first massage sessions I went to this guy's apartment, and it was VERY memorable. When he showed me to the massage room, we had to walk thru the kitchen. His roommate was in his boxers at the sink washing dishes and nodded and said hello. His roommate was HOT with a bulge in his boxers. I then reached the massage room and stripped and got on the table. The masseur was also naked, and the massage was very good. A few times he brushed up against me and I could tell he was hard, but I was to nervous to do anything. At one point I heard his roommate at the door asking my masseur if he could lend a hand. (?) They asked if I would mind, and of course I said sure, he could help. (my first 4 hands) I do work out alot, and am very muscular, and they both started massaging me, both of them naked, commenting on my muscular body. Before I knew it, I had 2 large erect cocks in my face, and I took turns sucking each of them. They were both super huge...easily 9" each. The roommate then asked if I would mind if he stood on the massage table and shoot on me. (Of course I wanted that!) So he did....a huge load. He then climbed off the table and then my masseur asked if he could fuck me. I was now super horny after all this, and he bent me over the table and rammed me hard and fast for 5 minutes, pulled out, and shot all over my ass. All this time I was stroking myself, and came right as he was shooting on my ass. We were all wiped out, and went to their bed and laid around for about 20 minutes talking about the whole thing. We all laughed and said it was better than any porn film we had ever seen. How could I ever forget this massage? Very memorable!

On one of my very first massage sessions I went to this guy's apartment, and it was VERY memorable. When he showed me to the massage room, we had to walk thru the kitchen. His roommate was in his boxers at the sink washing dishes and nodded and said hello. His roommate was HOT with a bulge in his boxers. I then reached the massage room and stripped and got on the table. The masseur was also naked, and the massage was very good. A few times he brushed up against me and I could tell he was hard, but I was to nervous to do anything. At one point I heard his roommate at the door asking my masseur if he could lend a hand. (?) They asked if I would mind, and of course I said sure, he could help. (my first 4 hands) I do work out alot, and am very muscular, and they both started massaging me, both of them naked, commenting on my muscular body. Before I knew it, I had 2 large erect cocks in my face, and I took turns sucking each of them. They were both super huge...easily 9" each. The roommate then asked if I would mind if he stood on the massage table and shoot on me. (Of course I wanted that!) So he did....a huge load. He then climbed off the table and then my masseur asked if he could fuck me. I was now super horny after all this, and he bent me over the table and rammed me hard and fast for 5 minutes, pulled out, and shot all over my ass. All this time I was stroking myself, and came right as he was shooting on my ass. We were all wiped out, and went to their bed and laid around for about 20 minutes talking about the whole thing. We all laughed and said it was better than any porn film we had ever seen. How could I ever forget this massage? Very memorable!

On one of my very first massage sessions I went to this guy's apartment, and it was VERY memorable. When he showed me to the massage room, we had to walk thru the kitchen. His roommate was in his boxers at the sink washing dishes and nodded and said hello. His roommate was HOT with a bulge in his boxers. I then reached the massage room and stripped and got on the table. The masseur was also naked, and the massage was very good. A few times he brushed up against me and I could tell he was hard, but I was to nervous to do anything. At one point I heard his roommate at the door asking my masseur if he could lend a hand. (?) They asked if I would mind, and of course I said sure, he could help. (my first 4 hands) I do work out alot, and am very muscular, and they both started massaging me, both of them naked, commenting on my muscular body. Before I knew it, I had 2 large erect cocks in my face, and I took turns sucking each of them. They were both super huge...easily 9" each. The roommate then asked if I would mind if he stood on the massage table and shoot on me. (Of course I wanted that!) So he did....a huge load. He then climbed off the table and then my masseur asked if he could fuck me. I was now super horny after all this, and he bent me over the table and rammed me hard and fast for 5 minutes, pulled out, and shot all over my ass. All this time I was stroking myself, and came right as he was shooting on my ass. We were all wiped out, and went to their bed and laid around for about 20 minutes talking about the whole thing. We all laughed and said it was better than any porn film we had ever seen. How could I ever forget this massage? Very memorable!

On one of my very first massage sessions I went to this guy's apartment, and it was VERY memorable. When he showed me to the massage room, we had to walk thru the kitchen. His roommate was in his boxers at the sink washing dishes and nodded and said hello. His roommate was HOT with a bulge in his boxers. I then reached the massage room and stripped and got on the table. The masseur was also naked, and the massage was very good. A few times he brushed up against me and I could tell he was hard, but I was to nervous to do anything. At one point I heard his roommate at the door asking my masseur if he could lend a hand. (?) They asked if I would mind, and of course I said sure, he could help. (my first 4 hands) I do work out alot, and am very muscular, and they both started massaging me, both of them naked, commenting on my muscular body. Before I knew it, I had 2 large erect cocks in my face, and I took turns sucking each of them. They were both super huge...easily 9" each. The roommate then asked if I would mind if he stood on the massage table and shoot on me. (Of course I wanted that!) So he did....a huge load. He then climbed off the table and then my masseur asked if he could fuck me. I was now super horny after all this, and he bent me over the table and rammed me hard and fast for 5 minutes, pulled out, and shot all over my ass. All this time I was stroking myself, and came right as he was shooting on my ass. We were all wiped out, and went to their bed and laid around for about 20 minutes talking about the whole thing. We all laughed and said it was better than any porn film we had ever seen. How could I ever forget this massage? Very memorable!

On one of my very first massage sessions I went to this guy's apartment, and it was VERY memorable. When he showed me to the massage room, we had to walk thru the kitchen. His roommate was in his boxers at the sink washing dishes and nodded and said hello. His roommate was HOT with a bulge in his boxers. I then reached the massage room and stripped and got on the table. The masseur was also naked, and the massage was very good. A few times he brushed up against me and I could tell he was hard, but I was to nervous to do anything. At one point I heard his roommate at the door asking my masseur if he could lend a hand. (?) They asked if I would mind, and of course I said sure, he could help. (my first 4 hands) I do work out alot, and am very muscular, and they both started massaging me, both of them naked, commenting on my muscular body. Before I knew it, I had 2 large erect cocks in my face, and I took turns sucking each of them. They were both super huge...easily 9" each. The roommate then asked if I would mind if he stood on the massage table and shoot on me. (Of course I wanted that!) So he did....a huge load. He then climbed off the table and then my masseur asked if he could fuck me. I was now super horny after all this, and he bent me over the table and rammed me hard and fast for 5 minutes, pulled out, and shot all over my ass. All this time I was stroking myself, and came right as he was shooting on my ass. We were all wiped out, and went to their bed and laid around for about 20 minutes talking about the whole thing. We all laughed and said it was better than any porn film we had ever seen. How could I ever forget this massage? Very memorable!

On one of my very first massage sessions I went to this guy's apartment, and it was VERY memorable. When he showed me to the massage room, we had to walk thru the kitchen. His roommate was in his boxers at the sink washing dishes and nodded and said hello. His roommate was HOT with a bulge in his boxers. I then reached the massage room and stripped and got on the table. The masseur was also naked, and the massage was very good. A few times he brushed up against me and I could tell he was hard, but I was to nervous to do anything. At one point I heard his roommate at the door asking my masseur if he could lend a hand. (?) They asked if I would mind, and of course I said sure, he could help. (my first 4 hands) I do work out alot, and am very muscular, and they both started massaging me, both of them naked, commenting on my muscular body. Before I knew it, I had 2 large erect cocks in my face, and I took turns sucking each of them. They were both super huge...easily 9" each. The roommate then asked if I would mind if he stood on the massage table and shoot on me. (Of course I wanted that!) So he did....a huge load. He then climbed off the table and then my masseur asked if he could fuck me. I was now super horny after all this, and he bent me over the table and rammed me hard and fast for 5 minutes, pulled out, and shot all over my ass. All this time I was stroking myself, and came right as he was shooting on my ass. We were all wiped out, and went to their bed and laid around for about 20 minutes talking about the whole thing. We all laughed and said it was better than any porn film we had ever seen. How could I ever forget this massage? Very memorable!

On one of my very first massage sessions I went to this guy's apartment, and it was VERY memorable. When he showed me to the massage room, we had to walk thru the kitchen. His roommate was in his boxers at the sink washing dishes and nodded and said hello. His roommate was HOT with a bulge in his boxers. I then reached the massage room and stripped and got on the table. The masseur was also naked, and the massage was very good. A few times he brushed up against me and I could tell he was hard, but I was to nervous to do anything. At one point I heard his roommate at the door asking my masseur if he could lend a hand. (?) They asked if I would mind, and of course I said sure, he could help. (my first 4 hands) I do work out alot, and am very muscular, and they both started massaging me, both of them naked, commenting on my muscular body. Before I knew it, I had 2 large erect cocks in my face, and I took turns sucking each of them. They were both super huge...easily 9" each. The roommate then asked if I would mind if he stood on the massage table and shoot on me. (Of course I wanted that!) So he did....a huge load. He then climbed off the table and then my masseur asked if he could fuck me. I was now super horny after all this, and he bent me over the table and rammed me hard and fast for 5 minutes, pulled out, and shot all over my ass. All this time I was stroking myself, and came right as he was shooting on my ass. We were all wiped out, and went to their bed and laid around for about 20 minutes talking about the whole thing. We all laughed and said it was better than any porn film we had ever seen. How could I ever forget this massage? Very memorable!

On one of my very first massage sessions I went to this guy's apartment, and it was VERY memorable. When he showed me to the massage room, we had to walk thru the kitchen. His roommate was in his boxers at the sink washing dishes and nodded and said hello. His roommate was HOT with a bulge in his boxers. I then reached the massage room and stripped and got on the table. The masseur was also naked, and the massage was very good. A few times he brushed up against me and I could tell he was hard, but I was to nervous to do anything. At one point I heard his roommate at the door asking my masseur if he could lend a hand. (?) They asked if I would mind, and of course I said sure, he could help. (my first 4 hands) I do work out alot, and am very muscular, and they both started massaging me, both of them naked, commenting on my muscular body. Before I knew it, I had 2 large erect cocks in my face, and I took turns sucking each of them. They were both super huge...easily 9" each. The roommate then asked if I would mind if he stood on the massage table and shoot on me. (Of course I wanted that!) So he did....a huge load. He then climbed off the table and then my masseur asked if he could fuck me. I was now super horny after all this, and he bent me over the table and rammed me hard and fast for 5 minutes, pulled out, and shot all over my ass. All this time I was stroking myself, and came right as he was shooting on my ass. We were all wiped out, and went to their bed and laid around for about 20 minutes talking about the whole thing. We all laughed and said it was better than any porn film we had ever seen. How could I ever forget this massage? Very memorable!

On one of my very first massage sessions I went to this guy's apartment, and it was VERY memorable. When he showed me to the massage room, we had to walk thru the kitchen. His roommate was in his boxers at the sink washing dishes and nodded and said hello. His roommate was HOT with a bulge in his boxers. I then reached the massage room and stripped and got on the table. The masseur was also naked, and the massage was very good. A few times he brushed up against me and I could tell he was hard, but I was to nervous to do anything. At one point I heard his roommate at the door asking my masseur if he could lend a hand. (?) They asked if I would mind, and of course I said sure, he could help. (my first 4 hands) I do work out alot, and am very muscular, and they both started massaging me, both of them naked, commenting on my muscular body. Before I knew it, I had 2 large erect cocks in my face, and I took turns sucking each of them. They were both super huge...easily 9" each. The roommate then asked if I would mind if he stood on the massage table and shoot on me. (Of course I wanted that!) So he did....a huge load. He then climbed off the table and then my masseur asked if he could fuck me. I was now super horny after all this, and he bent me over the table and rammed me hard and fast for 5 minutes, pulled out, and shot all over my ass. All this time I was stroking myself, and came right as he was shooting on my ass. We were all wiped out, and went to their bed and laid around for about 20 minutes talking about the whole thing. We all laughed and said it was better than any porn film we had ever seen. How could I ever forget this massage? Very memorable!

I only had a phone conversation ( never a massage) with Jay asking about his services about 3 months ago. He was VERY talkative and I smelled desperation in our conversation. (as in he needed business) He gave me TMI ( to much info) about his massage, but also about his life. This phone conversation was after I noticed all his reviews on MF spaced so close together. (I knew he posted them, Duh!) During the phone call I got the impression this guy was desperate for business and also emotionally unbalanced, as in someone who takes meds but had not taken them that day. After the phone call I actually felt sorry for the guy. He seemed like a loser and emotionally unstable and I decide against going to him. We were on the phone 15 minutes and I had to end the phone call since he was yammering so much. I read all the bad experiences in this post, but I really feel the guy has mental health issues.

Jay says in his headline " 48 Five Star Reviews In 6 Months" No one gets that many reviews in 6 months, unless the masseur writes them and posts them.....If that ain't a red flag to avoid him, I don't know what is

Wow....I remember it was not that long ago when you could get a great nude massage from a hot guy with HE for $95 ( talking about 10 years ago.) Times sure have changed. $180? Seriously? Is it just me, or are prices getting crazy?

Lets see: Bait & switch with fake reviews.
 
Another fraudster busted!

Observation: 5 reviews posted in a 2 week period. 2 of them on the same day no less. (June 30th). That's alot of reviews in a short period of time, with all of them having the same tone. I wish if masseurs posted their own reviews, they would not make it so obvious.

Observation: 5 reviews posted in a 2 week period. 2 of them on the same day no less. (June 30th). That's alot of reviews in a short period of time, with all of them having the same tone. I wish if masseurs posted their own reviews, they would not make it so obvious.

I also have two that are a toss up. The first was my only Craigslist experience. I was living in New Jersey and needed an outcall. I found a masseur who said he would be right over. When the doorbell rang, there stood a man carrying two sawhorses and a board. I thought he was at the wrong house. Turns out it was the masseur! He proceeded to set it up in my living room. His massage table was two sawhorses and a board with carpet stapled on it! I placed a sheet on his "Table" and he went to work doing the massage. At one point the room smelled. I asked if he had farted, and he said "yes." I asked him to open a window, and he laughed and said"just think of it as aromatherapy." At this point I stopped the massage and asked him to leave. He gathered his things, and that is when I noticed he had a 4 inch piece of duct tape on his pants. I asked what it was and he said he ripped his pants and did not know how to sew, so he uses duct tape! That was the last time I used Craigslist! The other toss up worst massage was a masseur who I went to in Boston. A REAL massage table this time. At the beginning he asked if I was gay. I said yes. He said he was straight, and that it did not bother him to massage a gay man (?). Then about every 3 minutes during the massage he would say things like " Yup, does not bother me at all that you are gay." Or things like " Really comfortable with you, even though I am straight" This went on throughout the WHOLE massage session. Hard to relax when someone keeps telling you how straight they are. After I turned over, he suddenly blurted out "Can you fuck me?!!" Please?!! Literally begging me to fuck him! I had no chemistry with him and declined, got dressed, and left my "straight" masseur with a hard on.

I also have two that are a toss up. The first was my only Craigslist experience. I was living in New Jersey and needed an outcall. I found a masseur who said he would be right over. When the doorbell rang, there stood a man carrying two sawhorses and a board. I thought he was at the wrong house. Turns out it was the masseur! He proceeded to set it up in my living room. His massage table was two sawhorses and a board with carpet stapled on it! I placed a sheet on his "Table" and he went to work doing the massage. At one point the room smelled. I asked if he had farted, and he said "yes." I asked him to open a window, and he laughed and said"just think of it as aromatherapy." At this point I stopped the massage and asked him to leave. He gathered his things, and that is when I noticed he had a 4 inch piece of duct tape on his pants. I asked what it was and he said he ripped his pants and did not know how to sew, so he uses duct tape! That was the last time I used Craigslist! The other toss up worst massage was a masseur who I went to in Boston. A REAL massage table this time. At the beginning he asked if I was gay. I said yes. He said he was straight, and that it did not bother him to massage a gay man (?). Then about every 3 minutes during the massage he would say things like " Yup, does not bother me at all that you are gay." Or things like " Really comfortable with you, even though I am straight" This went on throughout the WHOLE massage session. Hard to relax when someone keeps telling you how straight they are. After I turned over, he suddenly blurted out "Can you fuck me?!!" Please?!! Literally begging me to fuck him! I had no chemistry with him and declined, got dressed, and left my "straight" masseur with a hard on.

I also have two that are a toss up. The first was my only Craigslist experience. I was living in New Jersey and needed an outcall. I found a masseur who said he would be right over. When the doorbell rang, there stood a man carrying two sawhorses and a board. I thought he was at the wrong house. Turns out it was the masseur! He proceeded to set it up in my living room. His massage table was two sawhorses and a board with carpet stapled on it! I placed a sheet on his "Table" and he went to work doing the massage. At one point the room smelled. I asked if he had farted, and he said "yes." I asked him to open a window, and he laughed and said"just think of it as aromatherapy." At this point I stopped the massage and asked him to leave. He gathered his things, and that is when I noticed he had a 4 inch piece of duct tape on his pants. I asked what it was and he said he ripped his pants and did not know how to sew, so he uses duct tape! That was the last time I used Craigslist! The other toss up worst massage was a masseur who I went to in Boston. A REAL massage table this time. At the beginning he asked if I was gay. I said yes. He said he was straight, and that it did not bother him to massage a gay man (?). Then about every 3 minutes during the massage he would say things like " Yup, does not bother me at all that you are gay." Or things like " Really comfortable with you, even though I am straight" This went on throughout the WHOLE massage session. Hard to relax when someone keeps telling you how straight they are. After I turned over, he suddenly blurted out "Can you fuck me?!!" Please?!! Literally begging me to fuck him! I had no chemistry with him and declined, got dressed, and left my "straight" masseur with a hard on.

I also have two that are a toss up. The first was my only Craigslist experience. I was living in New Jersey and needed an outcall. I found a masseur who said he would be right over. When the doorbell rang, there stood a man carrying two sawhorses and a board. I thought he was at the wrong house. Turns out it was the masseur! He proceeded to set it up in my living room. His massage table was two sawhorses and a board with carpet stapled on it! I placed a sheet on his "Table" and he went to work doing the massage. At one point the room smelled. I asked if he had farted, and he said "yes." I asked him to open a window, and he laughed and said"just think of it as aromatherapy." At this point I stopped the massage and asked him to leave. He gathered his things, and that is when I noticed he had a 4 inch piece of duct tape on his pants. I asked what it was and he said he ripped his pants and did not know how to sew, so he uses duct tape! That was the last time I used Craigslist! The other toss up worst massage was a masseur who I went to in Boston. A REAL massage table this time. At the beginning he asked if I was gay. I said yes. He said he was straight, and that it did not bother him to massage a gay man (?). Then about every 3 minutes during the massage he would say things like " Yup, does not bother me at all that you are gay." Or things like " Really comfortable with you, even though I am straight" This went on throughout the WHOLE massage session. Hard to relax when someone keeps telling you how straight they are. After I turned over, he suddenly blurted out "Can you fuck me?!!" Please?!! Literally begging me to fuck him! I had no chemistry with him and declined, got dressed, and left my "straight" masseur with a hard on.

I also have two that are a toss up. The first was my only Craigslist experience. I was living in New Jersey and needed an outcall. I found a masseur who said he would be right over. When the doorbell rang, there stood a man carrying two sawhorses and a board. I thought he was at the wrong house. Turns out it was the masseur! He proceeded to set it up in my living room. His massage table was two sawhorses and a board with carpet stapled on it! I placed a sheet on his "Table" and he went to work doing the massage. At one point the room smelled. I asked if he had farted, and he said "yes." I asked him to open a window, and he laughed and said"just think of it as aromatherapy." At this point I stopped the massage and asked him to leave. He gathered his things, and that is when I noticed he had a 4 inch piece of duct tape on his pants. I asked what it was and he said he ripped his pants and did not know how to sew, so he uses duct tape! That was the last time I used Craigslist! The other toss up worst massage was a masseur who I went to in Boston. A REAL massage table this time. At the beginning he asked if I was gay. I said yes. He said he was straight, and that it did not bother him to massage a gay man (?). Then about every 3 minutes during the massage he would say things like " Yup, does not bother me at all that you are gay." Or things like " Really comfortable with you, even though I am straight" This went on throughout the WHOLE massage session. Hard to relax when someone keeps telling you how straight they are. After I turned over, he suddenly blurted out "Can you fuck me?!!" Please?!! Literally begging me to fuck him! I had no chemistry with him and declined, got dressed, and left my "straight" masseur with a hard on.

I also have two that are a toss up. The first was my only Craigslist experience. I was living in New Jersey and needed an outcall. I found a masseur who said he would be right over. When the doorbell rang, there stood a man carrying two sawhorses and a board. I thought he was at the wrong house. Turns out it was the masseur! He proceeded to set it up in my living room. His massage table was two sawhorses and a board with carpet stapled on it! I placed a sheet on his "Table" and he went to work doing the massage. At one point the room smelled. I asked if he had farted, and he said "yes." I asked him to open a window, and he laughed and said"just think of it as aromatherapy." At this point I stopped the massage and asked him to leave. He gathered his things, and that is when I noticed he had a 4 inch piece of duct tape on his pants. I asked what it was and he said he ripped his pants and did not know how to sew, so he uses duct tape! That was the last time I used Craigslist! The other toss up worst massage was a masseur who I went to in Boston. A REAL massage table this time. At the beginning he asked if I was gay. I said yes. He said he was straight, and that it did not bother him to massage a gay man (?). Then about every 3 minutes during the massage he would say things like " Yup, does not bother me at all that you are gay." Or things like " Really comfortable with you, even though I am straight" This went on throughout the WHOLE massage session. Hard to relax when someone keeps telling you how straight they are. After I turned over, he suddenly blurted out "Can you fuck me?!!" Please?!! Literally begging me to fuck him! I had no chemistry with him and declined, got dressed, and left my "straight" masseur with a hard on.