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UpDownUnder got a reaction from Bearman in Escorts Say the Darndest Things
Exchange with a Brazilian escort in Europe just last week:
"Why do you have two identical iPhones?"
"Because my wife would be pissed if she knew I was fucking girls."
"Um, you mean guys?"
"No, she's ok with me fucking guys, she just doesn't like when I fuck other girls, but I really like pussy."
"Oh..."
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UpDownUnder got a reaction from + Tarte Gogo in Escorts Say the Darndest Things
Exchange with a Brazilian escort in Europe just last week:
"Why do you have two identical iPhones?"
"Because my wife would be pissed if she knew I was fucking girls."
"Um, you mean guys?"
"No, she's ok with me fucking guys, she just doesn't like when I fuck other girls, but I really like pussy."
"Oh..."
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UpDownUnder got a reaction from BSR in Escorts Say the Darndest Things
Exchange with a Brazilian escort in Europe just last week:
"Why do you have two identical iPhones?"
"Because my wife would be pissed if she knew I was fucking girls."
"Um, you mean guys?"
"No, she's ok with me fucking guys, she just doesn't like when I fuck other girls, but I really like pussy."
"Oh..."
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UpDownUnder got a reaction from humboldt in Escorts Say the Darndest Things
Exchange with a Brazilian escort in Europe just last week:
"Why do you have two identical iPhones?"
"Because my wife would be pissed if she knew I was fucking girls."
"Um, you mean guys?"
"No, she's ok with me fucking guys, she just doesn't like when I fuck other girls, but I really like pussy."
"Oh..."
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UpDownUnder got a reaction from slightly in Who would you hire for $500 for 1 hour?
James was still seeing clients as recently as this past summer. And he definitely does not charge $500 per hour. I know that for a fact. If you're interested in meeting him, I'd recommend you try the email address listed in his reviews.
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UpDownUnder reacted to BaronArtz in Who would you hire for $500 for 1 hour?
I have paid 5OO for 2 hours plenty of times ... but per hour, no way
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UpDownUnder reacted to body2body in Who would you hire for $500 for 1 hour?
No one. Not as long as there are Gentlemen like Tristan Baldwin, and Mike Gaite who provide stellar services at a far more rational rate.
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UpDownUnder got a reaction from Kenny in Looking for the biggest cocks (monster's only)
If you ever find yourself Down Under, look up KeiranXXL. That thing has to be seen to be believed. Not only is it long (a real 8+), and extremely thick (I could barely get my hand around it), but when it gets hard, it literally stands up against his stomach. I've never seen a dick as big as Keiran's do that before. I've seen a few dicks that are longer than Keiran's and a couple of others that are thicker than his, but never one as long AND thick AND hard as his. And he knows how to use it better than just about anyone I've ever met. (And he really is a construction worker!! )
http://xxlkeiran.tumblr.com/post/119031077757
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UpDownUnder got a reaction from Zman in Looking for the biggest cocks (monster's only)
If you ever find yourself Down Under, look up KeiranXXL. That thing has to be seen to be believed. Not only is it long (a real 8+), and extremely thick (I could barely get my hand around it), but when it gets hard, it literally stands up against his stomach. I've never seen a dick as big as Keiran's do that before. I've seen a few dicks that are longer than Keiran's and a couple of others that are thicker than his, but never one as long AND thick AND hard as his. And he knows how to use it better than just about anyone I've ever met. (And he really is a construction worker!! )
http://xxlkeiran.tumblr.com/post/119031077757
http://fagsmut.net/big-dicks-hung-guys/aussie-gay-porn-star-keiranxxl/attachment/untitled-445/
http://xxlkeiran.tumblr.com/archive
