30somethingsexybear

I think I saw his scruff profile also when I was in LI. If I remember correctly he seems like a real meathead slut. My favorite kind! lol

and his gone:(

He'll be back, they always come back.

He did whatever I was expecting him to do so no complaints! Mesmerizing blue eyes!

Nice! Glad it all worked out. He is soooo hawt, glad your experience was a positive one!

As a provider, why would you allow this to swing your vote? Because he’s vocal about it?

 

Most escorts do hate escorting. I don’t ever recall having any conversations with any of my fellow working boys about what a fab time they’re having doing so.

 

Just because an escort is good at what he’s doing doesn’t mean he’s having a good time. I think Sean also knows his audience and says a lot of things for a reaction.

The answer was in my original post.

He hates escorting and complains about it at length on his twitter. I wouldn't do it. My problem with a lot of gay escorts is that they are used to having gay sex with guys that look like them so most make it obvious that it's "work" having to spend time with "lesser thans" no matter how much money they have. Straight guys have to "work" at having a good time no matter the dude they're with so I find they are a lot more manageable as escorts as they are there for a job and know they need to get it done. There are those gay escorts that are just real sluts and that's fantastic but those aren't as many as one would think and Sean isn't one of them.

Nice selection! Yum!

He's in NYC for a bit. Anyone ever have experience with him? He's a real mega bottom.

https://rentmen.eu/AshleyRyderxxx

Any other suggestions out there guys?

Yes he bottomed (and topped) but I have some suggestions....

I'll DM you.

Yeah when I met him he seemed like a real slut meathead (the best kind of meatheads) but didn't think he'd bottom. What a pleasant surprise!

possible candidate for @30somethingsexybear needing somebody "less than bright"????

yeah he says his age is 32. Besides being a dumb-dumb himself possibly he definitely thinks all potential clients must be less than bright, or visually impaired. He's pushing 40 if he's a day old. and also listed at 5'5" (and you know he probably added two inches on that height as most escorts do) I'd probably think of him more as a "muscle Hobbit" as opposed to a "muscle viking" or "vicking". LOL

Oh my...well you DID get one suggestion of someone who could PLAY dumb even though he isn't -- you might have to settle for that. Not your holy grail I know, but couldn't it scratch your itch?

 

And I might have another similar suggestion: https://rentmen.eu/JasMorgan. I'm seeing him next week, he seems creative and interesting, and he does list role play in his repertoire -- maybe I should ask him to help me revisit 1996 and report back?

 

Hmmm, yes...I can see him in a sleeveless hoodie unzipped to his navel...

Yeah no one reads any more. I said NYC in my original post. This dude is all the way in a Akron Ohio. I'm not dealing with that mess. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat! Thanks tho!

Rocco in Philly! https://rentmen.eu/Roccoxxxxx

Not too smart cute muscle straight(ish) jock. Sexy trashy blue collar Philly accent too.

Now we're talking! Does he bottom? I've met him before but didn't get down like that with him that I would have found out LOL. Maybe you know?

Although this thread has morphed into something quite charming and enjoyable, I'd just like to point out that I have not received any DM's telling me about a good natured, muscle butt bottom dumb-dumb for my enjoyment. You have all failed me! LOL

Love this thread. Took me back to my first hire in the mid-1990s, a hunky baggage handler at the Philly airport, who the folks at the Premier agency described as a big puppy-dog. He showed up wearing short cut-0ffs, a sleeveless hoodie unzipped down to his navel, and work-boots -- basically the clone look from 5-10 years earlier, complete with those bunchy white sox we wore in the 80s. Told me his job at the airport was perfect for him because it was "mostly outside and the people are nice" and that he loved escorting because the airport job could be boring, he lived with his mother and needed something exciting in his life. Sat on the edge of the bed as he told met this, then with a wide grin asked "So if we're done talking, I'm horny, should I take off my clothes now?"

 

Thanks for jogging that memory.

Glad to be of service, much like I'm sure he was glad to be of service. LOL

I call it the "Johnny Bravo"!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/17/article-2343028-1A5D7B10000005DC-766_306x407.jpg

No lie, I definitely jerked it to Mr. Bravo when I was a tween figuring out my sexuality.

I know this is a very dumb question but aren’t marines, sailors?

 

On a separate note, I’ve met very attractive guys who are pretty rude to regular not so great looking guys like me. But I have met the rare good looking guy who may not have been the sharpest knife in the drawer but was really kind. Some of them were self conscious about it and I was always careful not to make them feel inferior ... I’m sure that sounds like a random comment.

No, not at all, those are the types I crave. A big sweet moron. You just want to hug him and take care of him cause he's out there in the world being all big and dumb but good hearted. That can be a rough combination for a beautiful dummy.

I find str8 guys often fit this role. A gay bttm who is big n stupid would be very interesting!!!!

Gay, straight, bi, fluid, I don't care what they want to label themselves as. Actually I've met some straight identified guys who were so stupid they were okay with sex in their butt because it felt good to them and they didn't want to offend anyone by saying no especially since they were spending money on their company. See?! and who says liberalism doesn't work? Well, besides GOP monsters but whatever, you get my point!

“Are you having a really bad period?”

 

“An hour later, the cops arrived

By then the entire Glee Club had died—no big loss”

 

Sorry to hijack the thread....but the woman is a genius!

Unfortunately in these dark times, a story about a teen going on a shooting spree isn't as comedic as it was back then. Was it comedic back then? It was a bit before my time.

“I like’m big...and stupid” - Julie Brown

 

For the record....@Russ is huge....but unfortunately very intelligent.

 

He is however a great actor...

 

I’m pretty sure he can fulfill your NYC “big and stupid” fantasy...no problem.

No he wouldn't. I've seen his twitter and he's way too intelligent and introspective for my tastes, even if he did try to "act" the part it would be too easy to see through.

I know exactly your type. ;-) Over the course of the years have met lots of marines that fit your description. Living next to a marine base helps.

well unfortunately I don't so help a brotha out!

A public forum is not the place to let anyone know or even to say that someone is "less than bright" but I just love a meathead bottom who answers the question, "two plus two?" with, "Huh?" So feel free to DM me your fav muscle/ fitness meatheads in NYC!

Jessetgu you can DM me and I can give you the rundown if you like.

The lapdance area is awful it's like one REALLY old couch that is so low to the ground and worn in that you have to have a dancer help you up out of it after the lapdance, also I'd be scared of bedbugs. The dancers are very low rent, some of the ones you'll see at Spunk or Adonis but mostly the ones that didn't make the cut at those places. You can get some really good deals though to take a guy home etc. They do a lot more for a lot less. but you do get what you pay for so I'd hide my small electronic equipment and good jewelry before bringing one of the guys home lol. Or better yet get a hotel

"Does not top, Does not bottom" = Does not get my money. LOL

and seems very filthy, which is a definite plus in my book.

https://rentmen.eu/JayBeast