Moe

Yea, that seems odd to do. I wear a t-shirt and sweats. Oh, and flip flops.

Stop wearing your best shirt when you go for a massage. ???

I legit registered specifically because of this thread.
 
the worst one was a guy named Jay. Younger guy. And while his pics were technically accurate they were a bit deceptive. First,when I showed up and he answered the door I noticed his teeth were jagged and misaligned. This may not bother some but it’s a turn off for me. But, what the heck, I was there anyway.
 
so his body was tight for sure, but that’s where the compliments end. I wanted an erotic massage and he said he could do that. Instead I got a rubdown like the ones my nana would give me when I was a kid.
 
he talked the whole time about his personal life. He confessed he used to have a bad drug habit, was bipolar and was dishonorably discharged because of a rape accusation. This was so uncomfortable. He’s telling me all this while I’m nude on the bed with his body right on top of mine. I said to myself “alright don’t get this guy mad. Just get off and go.”
 
at the end he got undressed and I played w his cock, which looked big in the pics. And yes the length was good but it was very thin. Almost comically so.
 
anyway, I get off, and politely leave while assuring him I’d be in touch.
 
never again.

That is one hot AF 40 year old if those pictures are accurate/recent!

Not sure I agree with one of the hottest guys ever, but he does have a nice body. He's maybe a 7 for me, but I doubt I'd hire due to the other things you mentioned.

I would have left the immediately after the child opened the door.

There are several threads in the Deli section. He changes his RM ad name every few days - sometimes back and forth for a few names and currently has his Rent.men ad listed as Jhot ... https://rent.men/Jhot. This week alone has been Jhot, Xot, XXot, etc. and now back to Jhot
 
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/they-are-different.156821/#post-1885861
 
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/pleasure_profy-in-houston.153943/#post-1824358
 
https://friendboy.pro/boys/Xot / travels with: https://friendboy.pro/boys/MrBlueEyes

Well, the ad is gone. Your gut must have connections at RM!!

I would have left the immediately after the child opened the door.

I'm adding my experiences, not because they're particularly terrible, but because I just got to the bottom of this rabbit hole and I need more. So this is an extended bump, if you will.
 
File this one under "Too Clueless to Just Leave":
 
When I first moved to NYC, I went to one of the little massage places that advertised on Craigslist, no clue what it was called. It was basically a first floor apartment way out near 10th or 11th Ave, I think somewhere in the mid-30s, but to be honest, I don't really remember. What I do remember is it was the middle of winter, I went late at night cause it was after work, and the room was freezing! If the heat was on, it was not apparent. The room had a few low massage tables set up (maybe separated by hanging sheets?) and the guy put me on one that was right up against a wall, so he couldn't even walk around the table to massage the other side, he just leaned over and pressed on me. I was draped under a towel which provided the barest refuge from the cold. Massage and HE were meh, and then he wiped me down with a COLD, WET washcloth! ?
 
Slightly weird:
 
While booking an apppointment with a masseur, he asked me if I would be interested in a 4-hand massage at a discounted rate with his boyfriend whom he was training. I declined, since I just wanted an easy, straight-forward massage with HE. During the massage, he brings it up again, because his boyfriend is coming over soon and he has to let him into the apartment; he even shows me a picture of his boyfriend on his phone (which I didn't ask to see). I wasn't particularly into the boyfriend and now I'm starting to get annoyed, so I politely decline and we continue with the massage, which he interrupts to go open the door for the boyfriend and quickly get him settled. Whatever, it's fine . After the massage, as I'm dressing, he says "You should meet him," and I want nothing more than to tell him, "No, I'm not interested, buh-bye!" But my mother raised me to be nice, so I agreed and he introduces me to his much-younger boyfriend, and I awkwardly try to make small talk for a moment, while it is clear that this guy has no absolutely interest in engaging with the man who just got JO'd by his boyfriend. Buh-bye!

Here for the DRAMA!
 

His "hobbies" include spearfishing.
 
What an unappealing jerk.

Don't you feel sorry for guys who don't know about this site? I do.

I'd like to hear more about this haha

I would say that subtle hints are the way to go, if it's a legit establishment. Money on the table seems like a bit much. I had a guy at a legit place who gave me a massage, but nothing happened. I gave him a quick look below the belt on the way out, and the next time I left my underwear (no locker room) on the top of my clothes pile. Left my arms hanging down to the side, didn't flinch away when his leg pressed against my arm. that sort of thing. It worked.

Sorry, couldn’t help myself!

One way to book with Harry (or any masseur)...and to avoid the guessing games, and disappointment and wasted money, is to ask 1) do you massage nude? 2) Is MT allowed and HE provided? I know all about the fact some won't answer direct questions like that, but In my experience, the majority of masseurs will answer those questions, especially if they have a sexually charged ad. I am not in Harry's location, but anyone who books with him, and is looking for nude/MT/HE should just ask him. Why waste your money if you are not sure of what you are getting? Just ask him.

Sure you can post pertinent details! You just can’t give a review. If you walked out, nothing to review. If he’s a fake, unclean, a rip-off artist or worse.. have at it! That’s what we’re here for.

for some reason, i find the videos with "regular" guys and minimal production value to be the sexiest... this guy has a bunch of them.
 
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c8ab2bb6eda9

I don’t get how there isn’t most obvious tenting during some of these latest massages... https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjcH6kBquFudkL7ppFGVaVQ

It's possible he's not taking chances with the Virus being so prevalent.

His smile reminds me of Ewan McGregors

Oh no, I do enjoy massages and love actual massage videos. I just crack up by the ones that are on the table for a minute and cock in mouth or dick in ass out of nowhere. I like the sensual build as it can escalate into something. The feeling of trying a new masseur first the first time and wondering how it’s actually going to turn out. Majority of these are just cheesy porno videos that don’t even come close to capturing the intimate experience of getting an erotic massage.

None that get as explicit as the visual novels mentioned above.
 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_themes_in_video_games
 
If you're talking about visibility and creating relationships that aren't heteronormative, some of the famous biggies would be Fallout 2, the Mass Effect games, Dragon Age games, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, and Sims 2. More recently, Undertale and The Outer Worlds continue to increase visibility for nonbinary and even asexual existence.

He's sexy AF, but I wouldn't complain if he trimmed back the beard a bit.