hougalwizard

I was getting a massage from @BunnyBixler, and the lotion bottle rolled off the table, and when Bunny moved forward to apply extra pressure, he stepped right on the the lotion bottle. Squashed it to bits. He went to his supply cabinet to get more lotion, and it was locked.
 
Can you imagine? We had to call the massage off! Well, it was ghastly. Well, it was just ghastly!

One evening as I was preparing to go for a long drive, I scheduled a session with a guy I’d seen several times. He was older, average-looking, but gave a terrific massage with the usual HE. When I called, he said he had a surprise and to hurry on over. His surprise was a brand-new massage table! He had just assembled it and I was its first client. So I stripped and climbed on. The massage started just when all of a sudden, the legs buckled and I went crashing to the floor. It all happened so fast I didn’t know what to think. Once we realized no one was hurt, we started laughing hysterically. What the hell, I was already “on” the table, so he squatted down, crawled around, and finished the massage. Memorable? Oh hell, yeah.

That is hysterical. The whole thing was made bearable by downing a few Upson Daquiris ......Huuunnney.

I have the feeling that the reviewer has a tendency of seeing the glass half empty...
 
Besides he says twice "I hate having to post this..." well, he certainly was nice enough not to offer Derek mouthwash.
 
A bodybuilder that doesn't get hard?
 
Some folks are ball sensitive, others have "wired" nipples. Ask your partner what turns you on, escorts aren't robots.
 
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Mutual touch?? Yes please, lets exchange energy, time and effort. Lay down and relax, release and refresh. Enjoy a facial (or 2) a nice massage and a sugar scrub-- Need I explain the sugar scrub again? It really gets everyone going. A real trained LMT will understand the importance of mutual touching with m4m massage. S0me go further than others, and like myself-- whom is almost into anything safe and sane!

I've seen him several times -- 5 years ago. First session was mostly an erotic massage with HE. Second time was a 4-handercwith his BF, who was hot (much hotter than he). I interacted his his (top) BF a lot more. Age has improved his now Ex (who is now a Trouple with two friends of mine), but not to "Andre." Really interest after he started calling me for money for various medical issues about 18 months after our last visit.

Yes. He has been around forever. I met with him once and would never go back. There are much better alternatives in the Dallas/Fort Worth market.

That's me. I gave him another one on Daddy's as well. Worst hiring ever.

Jayco (posting on www.rentmen.com in Houston, Texas) also known as Eduardo (posting on www.masseurfinder.com in Houston, Texas) is someone that you may not want to hire. He is very, very pretty, but ripped me off financially--I hired him for a 2-hour meeting and we were "done" in less than an hour. Also, his studio is a total dump. Be very, very wary.