beachboy

Well that's one use for it!

'He's got a ticket ? to ride & he don't care!'

Liquid lunch?!

I remember in high school drama class being told 'Be a tree.' Well I wanna be that one!

Never tried it in a hammock but I'd give it a go!

Don't bother-I volunteer to blow dry them for you!

So hospitable of you!

I doubt that Megan will attend. Isn't she heavily pregnant?

That duck has naughty intentions!

I will if you will!

Negotiating a price to remove them?!

Applying brakes forcefully!

I'll be right there!

And something from the fridge afterwards ?!

Barely!

Oh I'm ? definitely smiling looking at your posts!

You're absolutely ? % rght & when this darned virus allows I'm going to hire a guy who looks that one of these & thoroughly drain him every drop of energy (and other things!) that his hot body contains!

I've had a few 'hotel experiences' but unlike the other posters I was the hotel employee. Years ago I worked as a night manager in a 4 star hotel used mainly by businesses & executives and during those quiet hours of the night shenanigans did occasionally occur. One night a handsome guy of about 40 checked in @ midnight & half an hour later rang down to say the light bulb above the bed had blown & asked if it could be replaced. I fetched a bulb from the stores & knocked on his door & heard 'Come in.' I used my pass key & found him sitting up in bed naked from the waist up with damp hair, obviously just out of the shower. After exchanging pleasantries I leaned over him to replace the bulb & found it was not blown but only loose & came back on when I tightened it. I suspect that he'd deliberately loosened it as when I looked down he had pushed down the bed linen & was completely naked with a throbbing boner & a huge grin on his face! Needless to say that guest got the deluxe room service treatment and when I left, wiping the man juice from my lips , it was me who who had the grin on his face now! There were othe 'events' that happened during my time there & I'll recount them later.

I'd force myself!

Deal!

Sizzling-as are his porn scenes! ;.

Party time?!

So freaking hot!

Well did you?!

I believe that fuck would be anything but holy!