ShyThaiGuy

Exactly!
 
I'd rather a bad farmers tan instead of trashy tattoos, the first thing could be erased with just a few trips to the beach.
 
Some rednecks and blue collar men are hot (if they're young and in shape), but rush... usually after they turn 30 their aren't hot anymore.

Hot rednecks/country boys:
 

 
http://img00.deviantart.net/3056/i/2012/010/0/d/man_muscles_and_chainsaw_hot_redneck_by_koalben-d4ly5dx.jpg
 

http://41.media.tumblr.com/5ddb3c8ff65d70986c3e27288b3a7196/tumblr_mrc6qyBTL71rs45tdo1_500.jpg

You don't earn the treats for being good, STG ... you get them for aspiring to be bad.
 
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fEXb4tyQi28/Vgk-pAiNP4I/AAAAAAABEho/StIEdAMYzvU/s640/10.jpg
 
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-z1Gn0qIUHWg/Vgk-4UH4BRI/AAAAAAABEiI/tf07g5tDn_Y/s640/2.jpg
 
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4vzSnxVQRKk/VhO16yLoy7I/AAAAAAABEn4/j8e52zFLIMU/s640/7.jpg

*HYPERVENTILATES*
*fans himself*
 
OMFG. Tan lines are like... one of my fetishes! I love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, *takes a breath* love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love Tan lines!
My sister hates them. But, yeah.... i really liked them.
One day, she asked why, so i told her, "To me, it's like we are seeing something forbidden, something hidden. We're seeing something we're not supposed to see, and something most people don't see." And that's like, the hottest thing ever!

x

You nailed it. +1!

MARK TWAIN said, There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
 
MORE for you, ShyThaiGuy, and for the rest of us ... Enjoy!
 
a.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/571a8e284339d08d426822e029b36e14/tumblr_mgkzqwSVNy1s165d3o9_500.jpg
 
b.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/2d5027488a99f95fa3e30e3913274369/tumblr_mg48qpBTWn1s165d3o6_400.png
 
c.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-w8042gcNJ_8/UrcuU8IVTJI/AAAAAAAAohM/_vCZlmYlMF0/s640/0000000000aabc.jpg
 
d.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yuVMSTWtiog/VhO1z4ZWT2I/AAAAAAABEno/2mjIxGeBW6c/s640/28.jpg
 
e.
http://viktoriamichaelis.com/img/erotic-men-2.jpg
 
f.
http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/justin-clynes-tan-line.jpg
 
g.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LN2IPD7JuPE/T-Dd3iyCInI/AAAAAAAAWd0/DCkAdrwHKxI/s1600/tumblr_lyi2rcn21F1qfq98no1_500.png
 
h.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/9c140ea946885df76570278ad0f342a8/tumblr_nf1l2pv4rI1rlwqk7o1_1280.jpg
 
i.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Nbe8OdKr1No/UA1v9bLQXzI/AAAAAAAAfrQ/tJj2xghvNsI/s1600/18-708517.jpg
 
j.

 
k.

*HYPERVENTILATES*
*fans himself*
 
OMFG. Tan lines are like... one of my fetishes! I love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, *takes a breath* love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love Tan lines!
My sister hates them. But, yeah.... i really liked them.
One day, she asked why, so i told her, "To me, it's like we are seeing something forbidden, something hidden. We're seeing something we're not supposed to see, and something most people don't see." And that's like, the hottest thing ever!

*HYPERVENTILATES*
*fans himself*
 
OMFG. Tan lines are like... one of my fetishes! I love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, *takes a breath* love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love Tan lines!
My sister hates them. But, yeah.... i really liked them.
One day, she asked why, so i told her, "To me, it's like we are seeing something forbidden, something hidden. We're seeing something we're not supposed to see, and something most people don't see." And that's like, the hottest thing ever!

*HYPERVENTILATES*
*fans himself*
 
OMFG. Tan lines are like... one of my fetishes! I love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, *takes a breath* love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love Tan lines!
My sister hates them. But, yeah.... i really liked them.
One day, she asked why, so i told her, "To me, it's like we are seeing something forbidden, something hidden. We're seeing something we're not supposed to see, and something most people don't see." And that's like, the hottest thing ever!

Anybody else think there's something about TAN LINES that makes a guy's ass even more tantalizing?
 
1.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/279716c514a4e05556086cb7c1c08304/tumblr_neil61q8X51tjg95ao1_500.jpg
 
2.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MTC71Rpa5QY/TeI3KPB3NjI/AAAAAAAAAmo/lmHnzYFKXJQ/s1600/Naked_amateur_guys_97_1.jpg
 
3.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5G6_efie7AA/UZMLFAffwCI/AAAAAAAAk3Y/5vUxxvuz9gM/s1600/0001+1632921.jpg
 
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http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrhb5gcizm1qgm6ydo1_500.jpg
 
5.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WO6WWglsN-o/TeI3IBPESoI/AAAAAAAAAmg/4EyFE9H8woY/s1600/Naked_amateur_guys_97_2.jpg
 
6.
http://fringefamily.typepad.com/.a/6a0105364a8fba970c017d3bcbad7c970c-800wi
 
7.
http://fringefamily.typepad.com/.a/6a0105364a8fba970c017eeac231a7970d-800wi
 
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http://40.media.tumblr.com/e3685506bf137448c86d391a9c236231/tumblr_mu5ht2PcwX1s8uqh4o1_400.jpg
 
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http://40.media.tumblr.com/7a46b84a12074a14ea4bbb74fd22759f/tumblr_mgkzqwSVNy1s165d3o2_1280.jpg
 
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http://40.media.tumblr.com/12cfab9c1cb6166226c56eae5d3707ec/tumblr_mgkzqwSVNy1s165d3o6_500.jpg
 
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http://40.media.tumblr.com/9d7f5e6487313fdade961f85662f0719/tumblr_mg9lj3UFar1r8t6j0o1_500.jpg
 
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http://40.media.tumblr.com/c8fe0862d40a78b567b471d4cbcc167b/tumblr_mg2tqddEQp1s165d3o1_540.jpg
 
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http://36.media.tumblr.com/1503e351017e98db397a8013c0acf4d2/tumblr_mfdfbiqYnb1s165d3o1_1280.jpg
 
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http://40.media.tumblr.com/e9f3ca916ecd9fbd09978d8bc04a97b2/tumblr_mff67kWc5L1rj1r42o1_1280.jpg
 
15.
http://twohornyguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/gay_beach_ass_9.jpg
 
16.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9nEfjsw-oic/U6ClNZQdWEI/AAAAAAAAMUw/ZWL4WYDgv2U/s1600/MEN-tan-lines-kissing-hairy-beards-hot-muscle-guys-men-butt-ass-shirtless-naked-kissing-licking-jocks-sucking-hung-jeans-caps-gay-www.justajeepguydc.blogspot.com-1.jpg
 
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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zbF9ueWyOl4/VNO_BYFachI/AAAAAAAA7S4/PicoK3LCI5A/s1600/tanlines-roadway.jpg
 
19.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HKvXprQ0430/Ufvrh87s_sI/AAAAAAAAV9Y/_-vREFp8eNA/s1600/Kevin-Williams-gay-porn-vintage-falcon-studios-hot-blond-power-bottom-tight-ass-tan-lines-butt-ass-big-cock-fucked-1.jpg
 
20. FLASHBACK ... want to see more of how these two looked in their 1985 photoshoot? ...
http://manhuntdaily.com/files/Time-For-Two-sandy-gay-romanic-beach-nude-Playguy-1985-1.jpg
... here's a link: http://manhuntdaily.com/2012/03/flashback-friday-time-for-two/

Very hot all of them except number 7, a thong tanning line is so girly..
 
Btw, I always wonder why Bel Ami models tan their bodies from head to toe, a nice tanning line speedo type enhances a hot ass.
 
 
http://queermenow.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/BelAmi-Fitness-Nude-Male-Model-Gay-Porn-Stars.jpg?77c761
 
http://www.queermenow.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Bel-Ami-Porn-Models-Group-Naked-Butt.jpg?77c761

THANKS.... I loved every part of this diverse post. Thanks for sharing Marylander, and also ShyThaiGuy !!! I got a lot of chuckles from this post, and glad to see some sexy humor here. Keep it UP...

http://40.media.tumblr.com/c0a4da6f73dbbe1115827920acf48ef5/tumblr_nh24jvrpIp1tktic0o1_500.jpg
 
http://queerpornnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/sc_20512_02_02.jpg
 
http://41.media.tumblr.com/07bc91bd148cbd1a43f6280c8a15fe46/tumblr_n7n0alxwlN1tfpr85o1_500.jpg
 
 
 
http://queerpornnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/7yghc.jpg
 
http://queerpig.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/falcon-does-tahoe.jpg
 
http://www.queermenow.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/The-Other-Side-of-Aspen-VI-Adam-Killian-Sucking-Tony-Buff-Gay-Sex-In-Snow.jpg?77c761
 
http://www.queermenow.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/JD-Phoenix-sucking-Jack-King-outdoor-in-snow-Falcon-Studios-Late-Tahoe-Gay-Porn-bts.jpg?77c761
 
http://www.queermenow.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Johnny-Ryder-Fucks-Connor-Maguire.jpg?77c761
 
http://www.queermenow.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Jimmy-Durano-Fucks-Tyler-Wolfe-in-Tahoe-Snow-Packed-Falcon-Studios.jpg?77c761
 
http://www.queermenow.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/JD-Phoenix-Sucking-Jack-King-Outdoor-Tahoe-Snow-Plowed-Falcon-Studios.jpg?77c761
 
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oHjVgip88z0/TlLh2KkhpeI/AAAAAAAABMg/aoo-cihZv1I/s640/naked+in+snow.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_xhnaWvR1hk/Uw_qijFRsBI/AAAAAAAAHoo/A9KdkObN-BE/s1600/scruffy-bear-naked-snow-ass-beefy-thighs.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-V63uyz7yUEs/Ur2CdxHfaXI/AAAAAAAAHTI/B3hegtG_BoA/s640/asses-juicy-gay-hunk-snow-tree-stump-beefy-thighs.png
http://images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/140/photos/525000/66525.jpg

http://www.homotrophy.com/images/barelywork51.jpg

http://media.gaysports.co.uk/gals/straight_lads/shirtless/pic1_blue_collar_workmen_building_site_hot_lad_001.jpg
http://momentummoonlight.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ff710c5be4ab6aaf0340284a6f060e82.jpg

This is the ideal locker room, or should I call it Fox News greatest nightmare.
 
http://thegayrepublic.typepad.com/.a/6a019103594a5b970c01bb07e5fc0d970d-800wi
 
 

http://www.hunkcandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/1409961100clp84.jpg
 

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7695/1503/1600/C068.0.jpg
 

 
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6i055v6BE1rzk61io1_500.gif
 
http://31.media.tumblr.com/54351aebfbeab5d2be2935d1a04df8af/tumblr_miycr98BpD1qb9n2vo2_250.gif

http://www.dormsmart.com/assets/images/products/aquashort/aquashort-lockerroom.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6e4u3injx1qg55fro1_500.jpg

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1621335/images/o-MEN-LOCKER-ROOM-facebook.jpg

 
http://cdn.hypervocal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dolce-copy.jpg

Ah! The thrill of the illicit! It is so much more exciting to perceive the size and shape of his cock when it is somewhat "hidden", right? Although these studs certainly posed to show us the beauty of their penises, the thin layer of cloth cloaking them suggests otherwise. Think of that thrilling moment in real life when you catch the outline, or more, of some guy's cock. Adding to the frisson is the fact that most of these are "semis", one of my favorite cock conditions. Don't know why, but I love the idea of sucking a semi hard dick. Anyone else?

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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uxoO8fGe3-E/U11adW00WBI/AAAAAAAAJFI/RfpfSJtQMAA/s1600/____+SEE+THRU+IN+POOL.jpg
 
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwxpj7OXLm1qfy03lo1_1280.jpg
 
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5.
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/A_2hNuHCAAEEEU7.png:large
 
6.
http://i2.wp.com/all-men.org/men/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/SwimmingPool_242_O.jpg?resize=600%2C740
 
7.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KTEl_h1Vqpw/StNtEm_nHtI/AAAAAAAAIbg/vqjuhph-Bjo/s1600/White+Speedos+34-702093.jpg
 
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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BTbu0A6uGi4/UdO7jxZtdCI/AAAAAAAACiM/SlvyYa1cauU/s659/at+the+beach.jpg
 
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http://i2.wp.com/all-men.org/men/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Den-Wok-08-By-Salvador-Pozo-_O.jpg?resize=600%2C807
 
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http://wickedglitter.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/event-2012-2xistpopupshop-groupshot-fancy.jpg
 
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http://38.media.tumblr.com/01eb8f0b819bd23ba19a5492e3bede3b/tumblr_nunwcn2lPv1tj8veko3_500.gif

As ShyThaiGuy posted #7 is Todd.
 
Number 19 is singer and ex-porn star Colton Ford. He's one of my favs. He never escorted as far as I know.

 
And #14 is Italian porn star Bruno Boni. He's done a number of vids for Lucas Kazan. He was always muscular, but he retired and came back even more muscled. He's another one of my favs.

Whenever I think of hats, I always think of this one pic from one of my faves. (Yes, I have a lot of faves... ..... I can never decided on just 1 or 2)
 

http://i.imgur.com/6QDIAyO.jpg

"Cock your hat - angles are attitudes."
--Frank Sinatra
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http://blissandsteel.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/black-and-white-men-match-grayscale-singers-french-hats-white-background-1920x1200-wallpaper_www.wall321.com_96.jpg
 
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