Reluctant Daddy

TruHart1

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Come out & play butt...
 
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Trailer Park butt
 
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young & tender butt
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As to the article: Essentially: You should feel guilty because your friends died and you didn't
Really not insightful at all as far as I am concerned.
As for men in their 50's, you are not middle aged, you are old. You chose to be a fine wine or vinegar. But if you start with sour grapes, you will be vinegar no matter how you distill it.
That sign should really read: Keep Calm and Bend Over (Life: I am going to fuck the shit out of you)

I cannot love this comment enough.

Well Dahlin, you can fuck that bullshit. And if by remake, you mean a face lift, well that is being considered......as to the rest of it, I'm right with the Lord, and I plan on leaving this world with a smile on my face.
 
P.S. Seriously for a moment. I applaud your life and all that you have done to better the lives of those that could not do for themselves. You are to be commended.
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I was never bright enough, focused enough, nor aware enough to make any such contribution, but in my own small way, I would like to think that I made a difference in the lives of those around me, and that I am leaving this world just a little bit better than I found it... If after I am gone, on some warm and cloudless summer day, someone that I had an acquaintance with, happens to remember me, and that memory brings a smile to their face, then that alone will suffice for me, and I will consider it a life well lived...cheers

I had my "mid-life crisis" at 30. Does that mean 50 is the new 30?

Glennn, baby, I got the right stopper for ya...
 
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From my early years:
 
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Later years:
 

 
These days (even though officially not a group):
 

From my early years:
 
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Later years:
 

 
These days (even though officially not a group):
 

FOR TAX DAY....
 
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Both! (I used to be so vanilla - this thread has ruined me for life!)

@AdamSmith, @whipped guy - When I Google "Hair of the Dog" I find this magical elixir. I shall try a few glasses and see how it works.
 
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Not sure whether I want to slap him or fuck him

I never experienced the joys of nip play until today. It was rough, biting, and unbelievably incredible. Why did I not try this before?!

Today, April 9 is Gin & Tonic Day.
 
The fine distillers at Hendrick's Gin tweeted out these pearls of wisdom about the greatest cocktail ever created by humans.
 
If you ask me, everyday is Gin & Tonic Day.
 
“The gin and tonic is a near perfect thing. It is the reason that humans run bars, and whelks do not.”
 
— Halva Hjort, ‘The Upfall of Humanity’
 
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Some know it as the Quintessence, the Silk Ghost, the Lawn Shadow or the Glizzard — but we know it best as the Gin & Tonic. Please be upstanding for Gin & Tonic Day. Hear the fizz, feel the roar of the cucumber slice and then sip. Ahhhhhhhh. It is indeed near perfection.
 
As befits a drink as important as the eternal gin & tonic, there is more than one annual day celebrating its existence (who knows, we may even celebrate the other ones). We take this opportunity to dispel some of the popular myths that have gathered around the gin & tonic:
 
1. Though many people will tell you that the gin & tonic was originally invented as chimpanzee medicine, there is no evidence to support this.
 
2. A gin & tonic is not ‘technically invisible’ — it is transparent.
 
3. Despite the superstition, a spilt gin & tonic does not open a portal to the ‘other world’.
 
4. Gin & tonics can be made by adding gin to tonic water.
 
5. The gin & tonic is not necessarily subsonic. Gin & tonics were served on Concorde, which had a maximum speed exceeding Mach 2 (twice the speed of sound).
 
6. Gin & tonic is not an anagram, it’s a drink.
 
7. If all the gin & tonics in the world were stacked on top of each other they would probably develop self-awareness.
 
8. There is no proven link between gin & tonics and volcanic activity
 
9. There is still a small population of gin & tonics living in the wild.
 
10. The last gin & tonic (at least on Earth) will be drunk in five billion years time, moments before the sun explodes.
 
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Why not both?!

Not sure whether I want to slap him or fuck him

Not sure whether I want to slap him or fuck him

Get Ready for RASTA Justin.......
 
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Another one sees the light!
 

 
In any event, welcome to the club! There ain't nothing like it!
 
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And by the way it doesn't get much better than this! Thanks @bigvalboy !
 
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