Ronald

I like hiring straight guys because they're so much more fun to blow. They always feed me a load and then remark that I've just given them one of the best blowjobs they've ever had. They sure do get into it.
 
Gay guys, on the other hand, usually tell me that they can't get off via oral. And they don't. It's such a bummer.
 
And since sucking dick is my #1 favorite thing to do.... heck yeah, I prefer the straight guys.

I am suggesting people that hang out with people with no moral compass and are known thiefs should be very wary