mike carey

There has been a lot of discussion in the forum over the time I have been here on this subject. Do some searches on cleaning, douching, preparing, bottoming and any other terms you can think of, and read widely. There are a lot of views on what helps and counterviews on the same solutions. Although 'shit happens' there are many steps you can take to ensure a shit-free meeting (or nearly so).

Wait, I just looked at JetBlack's pics! Nice!!

I'm converting all these fees into Australian Dollars (aka Pacific Pesos) and wondering how big the piles of banknotes will be!

I know you weren't asking me, and from your careful phrasing of the question you clearly understand the range of contexts in which this can occur. Brian touched on this too. I could easily say I love an escort and in my mind I know that I mean I love him in the context of this hour/night I am with him. If I had said it and you didn't hear me that way, I would hope that you would have pushed back gently to see what I really meant. If you thought I meant I really loved you, run away as fast as you can. If you figured out that I meant I love you right now, but I can walk away, and that if we met again in two months (and if that were the case, I would want to meet you) I will love you again and will be able to walk away again, then there would be nothing to worry about. Work out what the guy means and react accordingly. If you think he really loves you try to ease him out of it gently, he should understand. If he clearly does not, then 'run away' applies again!

I realise I'm a relative newbie, William! I look forward to seeing more of him now I know he is about!!

STOP IT TRAVELLER! You are trying to force me to travel to the NE of the USA in WINTER. You're inhuman!!

Good point, I had assumed they were just insecure not that they were reacting to previous bad experiences. The fact that you have had people share their experiences demonstrates that my theory was not always correst. You've educated me again.

Well, I had been reading this thread and wondering why I had never heard of Tristan Waters. And all the time thinking that 'surely he is really talking about Tristan Baldwin'. Perhaps my instinct was right all along! I'm not saying I am secretly lusting after Mr Baldwin. I'm not. Really.

Well said, Vin, but I would not be concerned that clients felt the need to mention it, only that it would matter to an escort. I think I have already warned you that I am old-ish!!

Brian, you're pretty much out there too, don't sell yourself short.

Had to laugh at that line!

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2015/nov/20/lets-celebrate-men-then-lets-make-fun-of-celebrating-men-then-lets-feel-bad-about-it-all

Oh Brian, I would snuggle with you any time, who knows what might happen!!

I can fully understand why people would want to hire to just snuggle. It sounds HOT! If that is what you want, you should just pay the asking price and get on with it. What I would say is, if that is how you start out be prepared to have a full-on fuck sessi0n. If I hired a guy for a snuggle and he wanted to upgrade it to a serious fuck I would love that!

Thanks True! I love to share what Australian comics have to say!

I had looked at both and thought Oohlala! Only thoughts so far, my usual reserve precludes further actions!

Another First Dog on the Moon take on something, this time Uber. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2015/nov/13/first-dog-on-the-moons-handy-guide-to-the-difference-between-uber-and-taxis

I'll let you know. Oh wait, you weren't talking to me! My bad.

Juan, thanks for continuing to post despite some negativity. I can see why some clients might think escorts like more info rather than less so they can filter potential clients that they don't find attractive or that don't fit their hirer characteristics, but I doubt many would do so. And when an escort says he doesn't do that I believe him, unless I have firm evidence to the contrary. The examples you cite about how client information enables you to determine whether you are a match, and if so how it enables you to tailor the meeting make perfect sense to me. The fact that you are prepared to tell a potential client that you don't think you're a match, or that part of his expectations for the meeting are unrealistic is a sign to me that you take your job seriously. On confidence, I don't go into any meeting with an air of self-confidence, or that I know exactly what I want and will make it happen. I do go in comfortable in my own skin, having a good idea of what I want and being confident that if I am paying my partner he will be able to encourage me, and that despite any hesitation on my part that I will have a good time!

Welcome to the forum, BigRic, there are some seriously nice people here, some not so nice, but you'll work that out!

9 can come and visit me any time he likes!

I have seen a few ads that say the escort charges $xxx and although a tip is nice, the base charge is a lot of money so they don't expect a tip.

Quite so. Here, the ABS (Australian Bureau of Statistics) which produces the consumer price index (CPI ) figures weights the figures according to how often you make whatever purchase they are looking at. They also produce two figure, an underlying rate that deletes volatile items like fresh fruit and vegetables and fuel, and a headline rate that includes them. It also produces an inflation rate that looks at the sort of things that seniors buy. Government pensions here are actually indexed to 25% of average male earnings, not CPI.

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OMG, 31!