Despardo

Been there, done that--never again. As with a stray cat, once you feed it...

Grisette? Cocotte?

Maybe someone could develop a "choke scale."

Make that word "appreciably." Sometime when typing emails, my fingers just go their own way.

Also, some reviewers have odd perceptions when it comes to size. I am always amused when from review to review an escort's member grows appreciatively over time.

I did notice that--some minor cheating involved, but in his case very minor since he is being more honest than many. It has been a long time since I have seen an ad where an escort claimed less than 8 inches. I have found the standard formula to be an inch to an inch and a half less for converting internet inches to real inches. As we all know, an honest 8 inches is very large indeed, especially if there is some girth involved, and an honest 7 ain't bad either. Now centimeters are more precise, 20, 22, 23... 8 inches seems to be the magic number for escort advertising, rather like $19.95 for retail.

And he drinks Kombucha.

I confess I know nothing about Kristian Elix, but from what I read here, I would like to. Are there any pictures of the guy other than his torso? I can't find an ad or a website or any information in him. Is this part of his mystique?

http://rentmen.com/GianniLegno Gianni is simply wonderful. Gorgeous man. Mixed race. Hung. Beautiful body. Total sweetheart. One of the best experiences ever. Really classy and excellent company. Great reason to visit Santa Fe. Travels occasionally. Met him in Seattle.

Certainly made me smile.

Yes. Incredibly handsome. Great body. Big dick. Intelligent and civilized. Really nice guy. Total top. Recommended.

I own one of those. Sits on top of the fridge.

A timer? You have got to be kidding. He couldn't figure out a way to keep track of the time without letting the client know what her was doing? I hope it was on his cellphone, and he didn't produce a big old kitchen time and plop it down on the night stand--you know, the kind that ticks loudly. I just got that image in my head somehow.

Ah, to be in Milan (for many reasons.)

Brick Tavern--now there is one great professional name if there ever was on.

Old joke: A wealthy 75 year old man was attending a reunion. On his arm was an extremely attractive woman several decades his junior. An old friend asked him about his girlfriend. "She isn't my girlfriend, she's my wife," he replied. "How did you get her to marry you?," asked the friend. "I lied about my age," he said. "Tell her you were 65?," asked the friend. "Hell no," he said, "I told her I was 85."

Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years. Lady Dumbleton is an instance in point. To my own knowledge she has been thirty-five ever since she arrived at the age of forty, which was many years ago now. --Lady Bracknell, "The Importance of Being Earnest"

Guess that settles that. I suppose somebody has to serve Edison, NJ, so it may as well be this guy (who looks very nice.) Forgive me, I grew up in New Jersey, but I escaped.

And Palm Springs has one of the finest modern art museums in the country.

I hired him but for my last morning in PS, but had to cancel. Met the love of my life the night before and was totally worn out. Art was very nice about the cancellation.

Yes, one. Frankie from Portland. Mostly straight, but expanding his horizons. He has style and was a lot of fun to hang out with. Seems really to enjoy what he is doing.

Now that is what you call a hunk.

Thanks dutch.

http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=437241&scid=153450944&sp=1&pos=6&locid=1686&iid=503328&type=escort He is visiting Seattle. Nice face pictures available. Good looking guy. Does anyone have any input here? Thanks.

Thank you nynakedtop. I just cancelled my appointment with him on 2 hours notice. Was feeling guilty about it until I came to my senses. Why should I feel guilty for cancelling on someone who misrepresents himself? Funny thing is his ad seemed perfectly legit--nothing strange about it. Glad I asked.