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Oh, I get the great cock part--no question about that. Maus sounds like a real winner on all counts. Alas, I am in Seattle, but the guy is definitely on my lust list.

John is a swell guy who makes his clients feel important.

Maus is so on my to do list--if I ever get to LA again. And he kisses too!

In his videos he doesn't seem able to put two grunts together to form a sentence. Not much of a conversationalist, at least in front of the camera. I do however admit enjoying watching him destroy a particularly handsome twink.

I never correct anyone's grammar unless I am speaking with a close friend who would appreciate the correction or proofing a business letter at the author's request, or of course if asked to do so. Even if the mistake is cringe-worthy, to correct it is a breach of etiquette. I have, however, held forth at length on another Forum where the subject itself was grammar. I am reminded of an anecdote, not about grammar, but certainly about etiquette. Queen Victoria, at a state dinner once picked up her finger bowl and drank the contents--the khedive of Egypt having just drunk his.

So, Castro has a personality?

Sean Long in Atlanta.

Of course, RM allows you to sort by both age and size. I know a very hot guy in Berlin you might like if you are ever out that way.

It would seem that on RM, 8" is the default measurement. Everybody and his dog seems to have 8" which renders the claim meaningless. I take more seriously escorts who in their ads claim 7.5 or 8.5 which suggests something akin to accuracy. An honest 8" is really quite huge (as most of us know I am sure,) and an honest 7 ain't too shabby either--9 and over is awesome.

http://d.gr-assets.com/authors/1357460488p2/3565.jpg “LADY BRACKNELL Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years. Lady Dumbleton is an instance in point. To my own knowledge she has been thirty-five ever since she arrived at the age of forty, which was many years ago now.” ― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

I don't mind at all if he is an Arabic (sic,) Armenian, Black, Puerto Rican, Native American, but he sounds indecisive--why doesn't he just say Mediterranean and be done with it? I have noticed that when an escort's pictures correspond to someone on the social media (artist, model, entertainer, etc.,) occasionally, they are in fact the same person--not often, but it happens.

I am not overly put off by "ask me" regarding rates. If I am at all interested, I send a simple email through RM and, well...ask. Generally I get an answer. Sometime the rate is off the chart, but sometimes it is exactly or even less than I expected. I usually describe myself and what kind of meet-up I am looking for. I can totally understand that some escorts might charge a bit less for a vanilla quickie and more for some kind of elaborate roll play or kink, or perhaps if there is an inconvenient amount of travel time involved for the escort. Traveling escorts may adjust rates depending on the cost of hotel rooms in a particular city. I don't haggle. I either accept the quoted rate as fair or I move on.

He rings my bell. Hope he is real.

They concept actually comes from Japan where they are much larger little cakes with a paper fortune sticking up out of the middle.

Matchmaker, matchmaker...

Do you remember what American Chinese restaurants were like in the 1950s? I do. Buckets of bland chow mein, mountains of white rice, egg drop soup, egg rolls and lots of msg. Nothing much else. You could, however, stuff yourself for cheap.

I became friends with a Conservative co-worker who lived in Crown Heights, Brooklyn. She taught me that there are indeed degrees of Kosher all the way from only on holidays, no pork or shrimp (except maybe sometimes,) down to insanely restrictive. The rest of my many NY Jewish friends would eat anything! I twice attended a Passover seder in which the hostess was in fact the only Jew at the table (Elijah excepted ,) so she got to officiate. The rest of the party consisted of 2 Roman Catholics, one former Presbyterian, and a Russian Orthodox.

Jews are traditionally partial to Chinese food for a number of reasons, not the least of which is that it is very good, but also because it generally contains no dairy products. So, if you eliminate the shrimp and the pork and the lobster, it fits within Kosher guidelines, at least if one is Reformed, i.e. not too strict. I suppose many Chinese restaurants are open on Christmas, but maybe not so much these days. The ones with mostly Asian clientele probably would be open.

When I lived in NYC, I used to entertain every Christmas Eve. I could always count on my Jewish friends to show up since they did not typically have family or other commitments for that date.

I am definitely considering just that, but need more information about the nature of the event and what exactly is involved--costs, activities, where to stay, etc. Are there any threads that discuss it? Sometime in the spring isn't it?

In my book, these guys are smoking hot. Would hire them in a heartbeat, but there is no way I am traveling to Alabama or Mississippi--just not in my travel plans. Now, if you guys are ever in Seattle (to escape the summer heat?) give me a head's up.

During her Senate confirmation hearings, Supreme Court justice Elena Kagan replied to a question about Christmas traditions (don't remember exactly how that came up in the hearings, but consider it is the Senate we are talking about here.) She replied, "Well Senator, as you know, I am Jewish, so my family Christmas tradition is to go out for Chinese food." Got a huge laugh.

Steve Stacks in SF has enormous low hangers, among other large features. Too bad there is no search option on RM for that particular physical attribute. Oh yes, now when you say eggs, do you mean medium, large, extra-large or jumbo eggs? Brown or white eggs? Cage free or organic?

I think the sling is optional.

I emailed him--see if he responds. I am careful what I do with an escort and always assume he has not been careful with other people 100% of the time regardless of what he states in his ad. I interpret "anything goes" to mean I don't necessarily have to go there, and "safe only" to mean that he is being careful now, which says nothing about what he might have done in the past. I always assume the worst and play accordingly. He has lots of pictures on Twitter and Instagram with various lengths of hair--they all look legit.