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  1. Anyone remember the Haymarket (47th Street and Eighth Avenue NYC) ? It was somewhat more dicey than Rounds, but it was a fun atmosphere with an abundant variety at reasonable price points.
  2. If there is an appreciable girth, it works for me. 🙂
  3. One of the bartenders at the legendary hustler bar named Stella's in New York told me the following joke that has stayed with me for decades: Two missionaries, while exploring a small island, were taken prisoner by a tribe of warriors and placed inside a tent. Presently, the tribe's chief and some warriors came into the tent and approached one of the missionaries with an ultimatum: "You have violated our territory. You may choose your punishment, chee-chee or death." The frightened missionary not knowing the meaning of chee-chee, but presuming it preferable to death, replied "I choose chee-chee." "Very well," said the chief, and the missionary was taken into a different tent filled with the tribes' warriors. Once inside the tent the missionary was stripped of his clothing, put upon, and fucked relentlessly all through the night. The next morning the missionary was returned to the tent holding the second missionary. The second missionary ran to him exclaiming "you look terrible, what did they do to you?" "They fucked me," he replied. "All night long they passed me from one to another." Presently, the chief and some warriors returned to the tent and confronted the second missionary. "You have violated our territory. You may chose your punishment, chee-chee or death." The second missionary, opting to preserve his dignity, replied "I choose death." "Very well" said the chief, "but first, chee-chee!"
  4. If you knew my thoughts, you would be terrified!
  5. That's not a massage, that's a mugging.
  6. Yes, Patricia Neway's singing of Climb Every Mountain is stellar. I am also impressed with the singing of that piece by "Hyacinth Bucket."
  7. I don't think I could keep it to a "quickie." 😛
  8. In these times social etiquette is a rare find anywhere. Your sensitivity has given his terse rebuff more dignity than it merits.
  9. I'm pretty sure you are fishing in the wrong pond for the catch you are seeking. 🙂
  10. Is there anyone (besides the Olympic Committee) who did not see this virus disaster coming? The Olympic Committee should have bitten the bullet long ago with cancellation of the summer Olympics. Now, seeing the ferocity with which this new surge of the virus is raging, cancellation of the upcoming winter Olympics should be under consideration. There will be no winners in this vaxxers/anti-vaxxers war, only survivors. I foolishly allowed myself to presume that this Covid attack upon all of us would unite all of us against it. That humans are Earth's dumbest species may be another inconvenient truth: THE MESSENGER: 5 REASONS WHY HUMANS ARE THE DUMBEST CREATURES ON EARTH (pareekakhi274.blogspot.com)
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