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Offended? Who said I was offended? You jumped to a wrong conclusion there. I don't need to read the review that he "squeezed" in to understand his post. Feel free to give advice and instructions on how we should react, I don't mind!

The Washington Post today takes a look at how the corona virus is affecting relationships. Families and friends are struggling to cope and don't always recognize another's desire to insist on social distancing and wearing of masks. I have found that wiith the shelter in place now five months old, there is less to talk about with friends and family because not much is happening. What are your experiences? https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/stress-from-the-pandemic-can-destroy-relationships-with-friends--even-families/2020/08/07/d95216f4-d665-11ea-aff6-220dd3a14741_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-banner-main_coronafriends-930am%3Ahomepage%2Fstory-ans

Sounds like Monday morning quarterbacking...you need to tell us what to do before we hire!

The Yankees are slumping! And they don't wear masks in the dugout or on the field. Now they are in Florida...what could go wrong?

Okay, I once let an aspiring young athlete live with me. He was drop dead gorgeous and insatiable in bed. He would occasionally bring some teammates over for an orgy. Two days, two days!, after he moved in he received a zillion dollar signing bonus along with a huge contract. He has been supporting me ever since! Now that's impeccable!

If it proves to be safe for me to travel to Palm Springs for this event, I would also want to travel first class. After all, it's a first class event!

Ask those kidnapped tourists!

No, I thought you could have told him what to do to accomplish his goal.

And to think that this could have been a teaching moment!

Isn't it fun though when the doc needs a sample to view under the microscope? MMM, that gentle squeeze and the drip that feels so good! Let's do it again, doc! Dare you not to get hard for that.

I once thought that I was not attracted to Asians. In visiting San Francisco, I told my host that I wanted to go to Oil Can Harry's bar. Yes, I am dating myself. His reply was "yew, that's an Oriental bar." Then I moved there and soon discovered that Asians were attracted to me. I could go to the End Up, where many Asians went, and find the handsomest guy and always get him to go home with me. Naturally I didn't want to let this go to waste, so my aversion to Asians soon changed, and it became a preference. I learned to love the smooth skin, the eyes, among other attributes, and the cultural differences. Soon hairy white guys bored me. I added Hispanics as they also had (usually) smooth skin and cultural differences. (It was a lot easier visiting Mexico than Bangkok.) So, tastes change. When the Ritch Street baths were in their heyday, I tried Blacks as well. I guess my point is: make the effort. You may be surprised.

Waisting cum? Huh? I thought that the thread was about cumming on someone's waist.

Puerto Vallarta cannot handle a lack of trust by tourists. It often feels dangerous as it is. I have been there several times. Locals are basically kept out of the tourist zones unless working. It gives the place a Disneyland feel until you leave the zone.

A sex columnist thinks we, well, you;), are in too big of a hurry to finish the masturbation process. Here are 6 steps toward a more satisfying solo experience: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/hottest-ways-orgasm-alone-sex-therapists_l_5f173d4dc5b651977c07c6a5

On a side note, it was revealed today that a major league player for the Toronto Blue Jays was arrested in spring training for masturbating in his car. Catcher Reese McGuire whacked one in his SUV after leaving a strip club. More: https://nypost.com/2020/08/04/video-of-reese-mcguires-masturbation-arrest-what-an-idiot/

You lasered the hole thing?

The odd thing is that those of us who are circumcised at birth had no vote on the matter. I had never heard of uncut penises until my teens.

As an avid fan of Amazon, which I like for its convenience and rapid delivery, I do worry that the corporate giant is damaging retail merchants. A part of my thinking is that this is an inevitable change, as computers affect shopping habits the more people get used to them. Today's Guardian, though, has a striking article on the topic. What do Amazon fans do in light of this information? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/aug/02/decline-high-street-amazon-power-tech-giant

Do you mean this guy? Perseus with the Head of Medusa is the famous statue by Benvenuto Cellini, found in Florence in piazza della Signoria, under the Loggia dei Lanzi, and one of the most important examples of Italian Mannerist sculpture.

I vote smooth.

I did that too. It all grew back.

I went to a nude beach once. It was windy and cold, and no one else showed up!

Mets player Yoenis Cespedes did not show up for work today. He later announced that he had decided to opt out this season. The player did not bother to inform the team beforehand. His contract with the Mets ends this season, so essentially he is now an ex-Met. Cespedes did have a shitty day on Saturday, when he went 0-4 and struck out twice.

I've been trying to find out if the plane had left the airport and was in the air when it turned around. It isn't easy. Most articles say it turned around and returned to the gate, implying, to me at least, that it had not taken off. Yet one site says: According to local news reports, a Delta pilot actually took the extraordinary step in recent days of turning a flight around and landing in order to force the compliance of two passengers who refused to put a face mask on. The flight was on its way from Detroit to Atlanta, and it briefly returned to Detroit because of two non-compliant passengers. (bgr.com) (emph. mine)