Funguy

Just still enjoying this picture. Blond, clovers + weights, collar, hands restrained, eyes downcast. Don't need an armband. Only 1 little criticism: that strap from his collar should be going to a different place! A yank here, a pull there…. well you all know the rest!

Good one WG! Although I wouldn't mind someone named Jose rubbing some sort of "cream" on my nipular areas. Mama Mia! Che gioia!

As long as it's not pork

Woof. Woof

l o l

I was THAT fly on the wall!

I don't think I'm going to need any coffee to get up this am!

Fly on the wall

I saw him for a massage a few years ago when he went by the name of Thanos. He said he was really into fucking - he would fuck anything, anywhere, anytime. He also had this really weird voice - I simply can't describe it. But, I went for the massage: his apartment was small, cluttered, well, actually dirty with piles of laundry, sheets, etc. all over the place. We did go into his "massage den" which was clean but tiny. I was claustrophobic even with my eyes closed, which i didn't want to do because i wanted to enjoy his dick. Well, he is beefy, at the time he was running to a bit of fat, his dick is big and fat and you could do anything you wanted while he "massaged" you. The massage was simply so so, happy ending actually really good, but his voice during the massage was truly disconcerting and bothersome so i told him I would prefer to just hear the music. Since this appointment was for a massage he wouldn't fuck me but he did say that he escorted and I could set up an appointment. A pass - he was just too effing weird - there was something really off about him! He also has gone thru a number of name changes: Dick, Thanos, Rugby this and Rugby that, Tom, etc., now Rugby Dick. All of this pre-dated my introduction to Daddy's so no review was sent in.

Marylander...you are not playing fair: First you tease with cuddling, then you set the hook with dimming. How are you now going to reel us in?!

Number 7 - animals are always more fun and innocent than people. Unbridled enthusiasm! I hope all is going well for you, Jackhammer, and you have a smile on your face like the ones you give us. Funguy

For shame! For myself, I will have to perfect the actual action before I proceed further. Funguy, the guy with the Oreck lips

Yes siree!

Oh yeah!

Me either! Don't forget the "nippy niner"!

Still is popular! There's one not too far from me and when i'm in the mood, I'll have a double-double (double patty, double cheese), animal style and a chocolate (remember, I'm a chocoholic) shake please.

Just got back from my Trader Joe - decided to try the chocolate covered blueberries - TERRIFIC! Thanks Deej ps Tried the chocolate covered cranberries, too. Oh God

BUT I LIKE IT!!!! I always make sure that the chocolate is thin and the nuts don't really get that hard. Its the coldness that contributes to the enjoyment. Now, almond butter, add some chocolate swirls, and we're in business. YES, I confess. I'm a chocoholic, all my life. To show my depravity, when i'm desperate, I will even eat light chocolate! Save me please!

I love almonds. The fact that they are covered with dark chocolate (good for the heart) and kept in the freezer makes them oh so much better!

I'm totally natural, unprocessed, no sugar, salt, or preservatives added.

Forgive me my leader, you are completely right! in ALL you accuse me of. ;-)) I actually think even the simple Bulldog will work because of the rings on the front to be able to clip/chain together with the opposing party. That being said, I did try on the Ignite. OUTSTANDING! - My God! It also has many rings with which clips can be added. I tried it on because it has the built in collar but alas, just as yours did not look nearly as good on you, this was not nearly as good on me! I wonder why? Unfortunately - or fortunately, for ease and simplicity of removal as a session may progress, the Magnum or the Bulldog hit the spot. Slip right on, slip right off! But that Ignite, WOWSER! I am sorry, my pix did not upload (and no, they were not of me!)

You see the problem with the lower strap on the usual, boring criss-cross. And yet, the Bulldog on the other gentleman doesn't quite add excitement to the situation. A new design is needed! And we must not forget the strap down to the ...

I'm in… As Director of Marketing I also require a corner office WITH A VIEW OF…, and only 1 assistant is necessary. R&D should have 2 because of the testing factor. My assistant can pull, push, twist, and the list goes on. He need know nothing about marketing but may need to accompany me for demonstration purposes. I will just have to fit this position in with all of my others. We might need to include Basil with his skills at production. LOL - we really are a sick bunch!

Got a laugh out of me. All the best, Jackhammer, in the coming weeks. Let us know what we, on the Forum, can do to cheer YOU up! Funguy

Need to start with a harness outlining the nipples, add some suction cups or optional clamps. Both parties wear the harnesses and it has clips to use to attach to one another. Must be a full harness with strap down between the legs so it is an easy pull for stimulation in that area without even having to think about it. Clips connecting the two harnesses need to have chains long enough to allow the participants to move enough to enjoy some kissing lip to lip and go back to the main even. Off to work now……enjoy!